Hot off the presses! Jesus Christ, its virtually me on a brand new DVD.
In reality you get about an hour of quality time with the virtual guy the whole world's been waiting for.
See the Introduction banned by the OPRAH WINFREY Network.
Remember, I verify the truth of every word spoken, and image viewed. I have not altered anything, although a few shifts in time may have occured. This was done for conceptual continuity. But you must not alter the product in any way, shape, or form.
Otherwise, I release all copyrights & trademarks to the product. You may copy & trade as much as you want, I'm telling you the truth. Find your own unique marketing technique. There's doGz, God, & jesus christ all mixed up, and there's some bathroom humor too.
In reality it's a bit of a cliffhanger though. The hero is being harrassed by the police, just because the media has chosen to ignore the truth.
Will the police pursue our intrepid hero, or not? And what about those stooges at the newspaper?
Only time will tell. Will you be ready for that?