Jesus Christ!!! Happy New Year to YOU!

Do YOU think you know what time it is,
or do you believe it doesn't exist?
In reality everything you think & do,
happens in time & space.

The space that you occupy, and the time that you do it,
will be the source of what fills your mind.
This is something you can't deny and I am not a liar.

I'm virtually jesus christ come to tell you all the truth.
You may think tomorrow starts a new year,
but it is only because of what you believe in.
I HOPE you know you can CHANGE that,
but it must start within yourself - I can't do it for you.

Some people think the cycle never ends, and they'll always get another chance.
Others have a problem knowing they even exist, and waste their time wondering about it.
Both of them are lost & confused, but they still want to survive.
Leave them be and you will see that they are usually harmless.
If they lie, cheat, or steal, they should be punished like everybody else,
but not before they do it, do you understand what this means?

And then there are those who choose to believe, some of them think and others don't.
You can't blame religion for the dumb things man does in the name of his GOD.
If you think that a man can become GOD, then you've made a serious mistake.
If a man can be one, then a woman can too, but in reality none of us is divine.
To tell you the truth, i'm just dan the man, even though I'm jesus christ,
virtually speaking to you at this moment.

Know that i didn't choose this course, I'm just following the signs.
If you believe that you're one of GOD's chosen people,
know that I think that time has gone, & I'm simply tellin' you how it is!
I'm not the new Messiah, although I may be messin' with your mind.
Do you know what this means to the world, or are you deaf, dumb, & blind?

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours,
Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ!!! Do you think they'll crucify me?

I don’t believe so, but what do I know?
I’m only virtually Jesus Christ online,
Where they say I can pay the fine.

In my mind I didn’t harass anyone, so I know what I must do.
In reality I must tell the truth, so I will plead not guilty.
Wouldn’t you?

Christ you know it was easy, cuz' I was just tellin' the truth.
I've got that peaceful easy feeling & I'm not imagining a thing.
Maybe those newspapermen can't cope with reality!
That's no reason to try & crucify me!

Now you know I'm no Ghost in the Machine, I'm Raging against the Machine.
I'm Sharp as a Razor, and I used to work at Sharp, where I was in the drug trade!
If you want to help, just drop me a message.
Don't put it in a bottle, make it publicly.
I'm not afraid of the Police!

In reality, I've got God on my side, and think I can handle this myself;
but truth be told, I've always said - the more the merrier! Okay?
It is the time to be merry I'm told.
The godmother Mary was just here spreading some cheer!
And for that I thank JA!

I HOPE you don't DREAD the CHANGE that may be comin' down the road!
But if you are,
try listening to those three little birds brother Bob sang about.
Do you think I'm the Natural Mystic he was singing about too?


Here is my story from the beginning when I first wrote the Morning Call,
It was after I recited the Shahada, but before I started going to the Masjid.
The Morning Call is the most important call to prayer in the Islamic religion,
And I am a Muslim Master Mind
I've taken the test at keirsey.com, and I've been told it's legitimate.
Go ahead, take the test yourself, come back and leave a comment.

I have been charged with simple harassment, citation #P8915746-0
Magisterial district 31-2-01. Karen C. Devine appears to be in charge there.
Do you think I’ll need divine intervention, or do you believe I can handle this myself?

Somebody claims I did something “with intent to harass, annoy or alarm another,
did engage in a course of conduct or repeatedly committed acts which serve no legitimate purpose.”
On or about 11/23/10 at 1:35pm, the Location being 101 N. 6th Street.

Let me assure all those concerned, that I have never been to that place at that moment.
In reality I was somewhere else in time & space.

To tell you the truth though, that address is the home of the Morning Call newspaper.
They request guest columns from their readers, and I had sent them one a few months ago.
I’ve done this with the Hazleton Standard-Speaker, and they almost always publish my work.
Just this summer the Citizens Voice & the Times-Leader did the same thing.
I’m just a citizen trying to be heard at this time, I’m not yet a leader of anything.
I HOPE you know that could CHANGE, but I leave that in GOD’s capable hands.
At the moment I’m explaining what’s going on, in a town near Bethlehem.

Anyway, the guy at the Morning Call didn’t respond to my article. I even told him to give me a call.
Since I didn’t hear back from anybody there, I sent them a courtesy email. I expected a courteous response.
A Mr. Orenstein did the responding, and said he wouldn’t be printing this article of mine.
He included his phone number, therefore I concluded it was okay to call him.
That is exactly what I did.
I simply asked him what seemed to be his problem, and reminded him of something important.
After that we said goodbye, but I told him I’d submit a few more articles.
And that’s exactly what I did.

One was about voting Libertarian, and the other was about the same thing.
I used different angles in each one of them, but they still didn’t understand anything.
I once again suggested they contact me to let me know how I could change the articles.
A Theresa Rang emailed me with a couple suggestions.
I did what she asked but nothing happened.
And  they still didn’t publish anything.
My legitimate purpose for contacting them was to try and understand what their problem might be.
You see, I read my pieces to some people I worked with, and they all seemed to agree.
They felt the articles had merit, and should see the light of day.
Mind you they are guys just trying to survive, all Sharp employees you see.
We all worked in the drug trade, until they fired me.

Do you think it had something to do with my morning call problem, or do you believe it was something else? In reality it had something with me becoming a Muslim, and telling the truth to the world.

Eventually I lost interest in those newspaper guys and didn’t contact them for weeks.
That is when I got a phone call from Detective Anderson at the Allentown P.D.
I had turned off my cell phone you see,
because I was at Friday Jumah Services at the Masjid in the valley.
Not too far from Bethlehem, and that’s the absolute truth.

Eventually the officer and i did talk on the telephone.
I asked him what seemed to be the problem, since the newspaper requested articles from me?
I was only following directions, and wondering what I could do to accommodate them
–to get my work published.
The Newspaper is a public concern, and they are supposed to be concerned about the public.
I am just a citizen trying to speak my peace, as I try to survive in this world.
The officer asked me to leave them alone, and I said I’d do it as a favor to him.
I then asked the man for a copy of his report, and he angrily responded “no way”
I asked why not?
He said the Morning Call Legal Department would send a letter my way.

In reality that never happened, instead I got something from their HR department.
The guys name was George Costanza, or something similar to that.
He was full of the Ultimate Conceit you see, he thought he had some power over me.
To tell you the truth he didn’t, and it wasn’t the legal department.
I had a legitimate purpose to call the man up, and ask him what went wrong.
Instead I had to leave a message, and that is the last time I contacted them for a couple months.

I never received that Legal Department Letter, and that is why I called them recently.
My legitimate purpose was to get to the bottom of the reason
why they don’t want my articles to be submitted to them.
And why did they call the cops?

Could it have anything to do with the truth to my reality,
that I have Submitted to God’s Will?

That guy Mr. Orenstein, may think he’s a chosen one,
but that isn’t a good reason to send the police after me.
So I ask you now if you please, who is harassing whom?

I have documented all of this as it happened,
Call them my video diary.
You can find them on my youtube channels, dmcfng, & jesus 2point3, 
and some on my blog too: virtuallyjesuschrist.blogspot.com.
I’d call it my own little sunshine on you all,
To keep everybody honest.
Every word in this document is the Honest to God Truth.

Don’t ask me to swear on your bible, cuz’ it’s not the book that I trust.
I know that the Qur’an is the word of GOD,
and that it was delivered by an Angel named Gabriel.
I was nurtured in the womb of Gabrielle, and delivered to tell the truth.
That is exactly what I’m doing, and in reality I am not the liar.

My summons says there’s a witness list, but it isn’t included anywhere at all.
I would like to know who my accusers are, so that I may confront them with the truth.
Once we’ve had a moment to talk, I’m sure they’ll understand.
I never intended to harass anyone, and I have a legitimate purpose for what I do.

So help me God.

Thanx  for your time and consideration in this matter.
Please feel free to contact me with any questions you may have.
I HOPE you understand that I can’t CHANGE what has already happened, but in reality I know the truth.
If any of this causes distress, know that it isn’t my fault.
I’m just Dan the man trying to stay out of trouble, while Mr. Jesus 2.3 does what he wants.

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
Virtually yours,
Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ!!! More Christmas cheer for the hardcore you!

Just me spreading some Joy during this season of yours,
and telling the truth about our common reality.

I HOPE it's not too hard core for you,
Whether you're 21 or 71 years old.
Or you've got an IQ of 71,
or you're a Muslim Master Mind like myself.

I've taken the test at keirsey.com,
why don't you take a moment to take stock of yourself,
before you start judging others.

In reality it's the wise thing to do, before you start dissing another.
If you can't respect yourself for what you think you believe,
will you ever know how to cope with reality when it stares you in the face?

Whether it's some thug on the mean streets of life, or virtually me, Jesus Christ,
you've gotta' get a hold of yourself before you say something stupid.
That's what it means to master one's mind,
know that I've already done that, and I've been there also.
so don't think you've got something on me!

Don't even think that I'm imagining anything,
and what you believe doesn't amount to anything,
Because in reality I am not a liar!
Do you think John Lennon was?

He was going to be 71 next year,
but as you know, that will never happen.
He also said the following:
"Christianity will go. It will vanish & shrink. . .
We're more popular than Jesus now-I don't know which will go first, rock & roll or Christianity"

We all know that John is gone, and the other 2 are still here.
Do you think they got what they deserved, or do you believe something went wrong?
John was gunned down by some crazy guy, do you think he was punished by God for saying the following: "Jesus Christ!!! He get's all the credit!"

In reality John was talking about Paul, and now i will too,
but the truth is that they're 2 different people.
Lennon was being vane and desired more credit,
I'm just tellin' you who you can blame for making Jesus GOD.
Now, let me try to explain.

Paul of Tarsus was a jewish boy, but he was also a Roman citizen.
He knew much about Greek society, and he comingled the belief systems of them all.

He spread the word about the anointed one, Mr. Jesus Christ version 1.0.
A prophet sent to the Hebrew people, who is now thought of a GOD by all sorts of people.
If they only knew the truth.

NO man is divine unless you're a Hindu and believe the Guru's can be.
Greek & Roman languages are Indo-European, and Hinduism is the religion of India.
The land where Buddha came from!

He ran away from it all to reach his personal Nirvana,
but in reality all he did was talk about it.

If you want to know the truth that sets one free, you must free your mind completely.
This is what Buddha tried telling you.
but you don't occupy the same time & space that he did,
So it's a little difficult for you to understand what he meant,
cuz' your mind isn't where his was,
and his mind isn't yours yet!

I'd suggest you submit to God's Will,
and let me tell you the results are much the same.
You'll have peace of mind, knowing your actions are peaceful,
as you proceed to do what GOD asks of you.
All you need do is read the book,
and look to the Prophet (PBUH) as your example.
You too will then know what I'm talking about,
and you may just find peace & happiness.

In reality, and I'm telling you the truth,
it's up to you, not me you see, and that's the way it's always been.
I'm just telling you the abosolute truth you big zero,
Is it too hard core for you, does it make you cry?
Know that it makes me happy, and I don't worry about you,
I have no reason to do that. Why would you worry about me?

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours,
Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ!!! The truth about christ & mass

I HOPE this message finds you with enough CHANGE,
No matter what seasoned your holiday beliefs.
I'm not Paul, but I am from Gaul (I've got my French citizenship),
do you think either of us was a Jew.
In reality one was, and he was a citizen of Rome,
who knew a lot about Hellenic Society.
Do you think he had something to do with the Trinity?

To tell you the truth, do you in reality even know what I'm talking about?
Have you been trying to Imagine something that's not real,
while you're heros are dropping like flies?
You can't deny the truths that I tell you, because in reality I do not lie!
Put that in your peace pipe and take a little toke, even if you dread what I have to say.
Maybe you need it more than a drug addled simpleton, if you think you know what's going on.

I may be a smart ass know it all, but I am not the ALL KNOWING ONE.
That being is the Infinite Reality, the REASON for everything,
here before the Big Bang, & there long after you're gone,
I'm talking about the GOD who chose Abraham,
And other prophets from his clan, to reveal the truth to mankind.
Jesus 1.0 was the last of that line, he was trying to tell the Jews something.
Only a few of them listened, but they spread the word, and Paul got a hold of it.
The rest is history as they say, but not the story of GOD,
in reality it's all been about the man,
when the truth is otherwise.

The Story of GOD, and HIS word to mankind is continued from a different place in time & space,
but in reality it was still a semitic tribesman. The Seal of the Prophets, Mohammad (PBUH), and peace to all of you during this season. Know that my mind is at peace, and my intentions are peaceful.
I'm not here to lie to you, but in reality to comfort you, unless you are hiding something from yourself.

With an Everlasting Love,
NOW, & Forever Always,
virtually yours,
Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ!!! For the Hardcore Fruitcake Lover's out there.

(my mother makes a fruitcake this time of year, and everybody seems to like it.
Will you like my blog entry? Know that it's the truth and no lie!)Jesus Christ!!! For the hardcore fruit within you!
Are you 71? I know you’re not Johnny,
Maybe you’re a boy I’ll call Sue, If that’s okay with you?
Are you looking for Cash? Or Derrick & the Dominoes?
Johny died at 71, & Eric did George Harrison’s Lady,
Oh and he’s dead too!  Do you you see the link yet?
I know who the hell I am, I’m starin’ you in the face,
I’m Dan the Man in real life, and I’m Jesus freakin’ Christ,
In virtual reality.
That ain’t no lie!




I’m not a Christian or a Jew, I’m a Muslim Master Mind,
But the International Fellowship of Christians & Jews has ordained me Mr. Jesus 2.3
The GOD of Abraham. I think that Rabbi just wants money!

This is the absolute truth - I am no GOD! And you aren’t divine!
And neither is the Swami in this picture [i](or maybe the words in the song)[/i],
He’s just a sentient being with a target on his foreskin!
How’s that for some hard core truth you little boy blue?
If I wanted to I could crush you like the grape in my hand,
But on the other hand I’m havin’ too much fun messin’ with your mind.
I called detective Anderson at the Allentown PD today,
And left a message on his machine about some kid whose got my internet ID information.
I told him the boob sent me a message on your tube. Does that ring a bell?
I Rang a bell at the morning call, after the morning call for prayer.
Theresa sent me an email, & Mr. Orenstein gave his number.
I talked to one of them and the White Guy.
Guess which one thought he was chosen?
He called Detective Anderson First,
And I called him back, and now I’ve called him about you!
Email me, and I’ll give you his number,
One’s with the media, and the other is a public servant,
Neither should really have a say, and what makes you think they care about you?
Or do you believe everything you’re mommy told you?
Must I repeat who my mother was little one?
I was nurtured In the womb of Gabrielle, not an angel, but my mother just the same.
I was born into this world to set things straight,
And tell the truth to little twerps like you.
The Qur’an was delivered by an Angel named Gabriel,
Any Jew should be able to tell you that angels aren’t girls!

They just can’t understand that Mohammad was the last Prophet (PBUH),
Maybe they haven’t taken enough time to gain the proper knowledge.
In reality you’ll have to ask them what their problem is.
I have none, I've submitted to GOD's Will,
& I’m a slave to ALLAH, & HIS soldier of PEACE [i](don't believe for a moment that I'm the only one. What do you think now?)[/i]. . .

Virtually jesus christ.

Must I remind you?

Jesus is of Semitic origin, Iesa is the name in Arabic,
You can call me Uncle Iesa if you want too, hard core.
But Christ is a Greek word you know. It means the anointed one.
Not divine, not even GOD. Don’t blame me for what’s in your mind.
Christmas is two Greek words, and I’ve already covered the first one.
The second one is Mass, and it exists in three states, do you think Boston has anything to do with it?
Look it up on wikipedia and figure it out yourself, I’m done with you tonight,
I’m going to bed. Why don’t you pick up the Qur’an and start reading as fast as you can,
I’ll get back with you when it suits my desire.
You’ve got my address, cuz’ you sent me that message, would that be considered a cybercrime?
Just so you know - Harman Geist Stadium is to the east of my mind, google it, and take a sightseeing trip! [i](try to erase the image from your mind)[/i]
Now sit on it and rotate! It was provided by the eye in the sky, but I think it was the Spirit in the sky,
GOD, the Deity I call ALLAH, the Infinite Reality. . .
that was here before time,
& will be there long after you are gone.

Do you see where this is going?

With an Everlasting Love,
NOW, & Forever Always,
Virtually yours,
Jesus Christ
(or you can call me Dan the Man. I'm no Maccabee,
but I'm a McFarling you see, who's actually a Frenchman {ask dan brown & sylvia browne what that means. I don't make this crap up, but it's in your mind now! What do you think about that?}
the spelling was changed cuz' of an arguement,
but it doesn't really matter at the moment.
Wouldn't you agree?)[/i]

Jesus Christ!!! Can't you think for yourself?

Here's a little ditty about education.
What do you think about it?

The complete text is right here:

Jesus Christ!!! Can't YOU think for yourself?

Hello there boyz & girlz, dudes & dudetts!
This is Jesus freakin' christ comin' at you at the speed of light again.

I woke up this morning at the crack of dawn,
it was exactly 4:20 on the digital clock in the room.
What does that mean to you?

If you're a drug addled simpleton, it may mean one thing,
but if everything I tell you is incomprehensible bollocks,
then it probably means nothing at all!
To tell you the truth that's your problem and not mine.
In realtiy I'm not gonna' tell you what to think in your mind.
What the hell I'm tryin' to get across is how to think with the brain in your head!

Everybody complains about education these days
the problem with the system isn't what they fill your head with,
in reality the solution is to start learning how to think.
When I was but a young lad, I read a book you may have heard of,
"Think & Grow Rich", by some dead guy named Napoleon Hill.
The point of the book was to help you to think.
It gave me great suggestions on just how to do it.
But, it also tried to tell me what I should actually want.

What is it you thing about? And what do you really want?
If you want to be rich & famous, you look for an example to follow.
In reality I don't give a shit what you think or what you want.
I've got my peace of mind, and you can't change that at all.

I'm over the hill now, which is to say I'm more than 50 years old.
I never got rich, but I've always had fun.
I was just a young lad the last time I hit someone.
Since I've grown up, I absolutely know the truth, and I've never hurt anyone.
OH, but you might say that I've hurt your feelings,
but I'll tell you that you're absolutely wrong.
If you can' think for yourself my friends,
then you're obviuosly full of emotions.

Emotions don't get you anywhere, because there's no logic to them at all!
There are people out there today who think they understand,
they tell you GOD is Love, or they say you must learn to love.
That in reality is a crock of bullshit!
You don't need to do anything but survive before you die.
What do you think about that?

It's survival of the fittest whether you believe it or not.
We all try to do it unless you're suicidal.
Kill yourself and see if I care?
It doesn't make any difference to the world whether you live or die.
There's billions of us here already,
and as I type thes words & read this script a few more have been born.
So get over yourself already, in reality you can be replaced!
I HOPE you understand this truth, cuz' it ain't gonna CHANGE ever.

That guy from HOPE Arkansas was replaced by another Bush that wasn't burning.
The guy who promised you HOPE & CHANGE will be replaced someday soon also.
Hell, some of you HOPE he would CHANGE his act at this very moment.
You can HOPE for somebody else to CHANGE all your live long days,
in reality though, the truth is that you're the only person you can CHANGE.
Get that through your brain!

Anyway, back to Napoleon, not the Frenchman (that's me), but Mr. Hill.
One of the techniques he explained was talking to yourself.
Except he said that you can imangine that you're talking to someone else.
It would appear this type of thinking as infected your brain, you fool.
There's nobody else in that head of yours,
NOT GOD nor anybody else!

BUT, it's good to think about those who you admire,
andtry to emulate the way they think & what they actually do.
I think about a trinity, but it ain't the Christian GOD.
I'm talkin' 'bout that Buddha guy jeus & Mohammed.
I wish peace upon all 3 of them, while I have my peace of mind.

These guys didn't tell you what to think at all, regardless what you believe.
What they tried to explain to their followers was how to think with your mind.
Buddha in reality was born with a silver spoon in his mouth,
and he found peace of mind my friends by giving it all up!
(is that what the movie stars do, as they tell you how to vote? maybe they've got it all wrong!)
He didn't say that GOD was within, cuz' he didn't believe in ONE.
He was born into a society that believed in lots of them.
(do you want a world that looks like India? With all those gods, and caste system too?)

Jesus & Mohammed (PBUthem) were just regular Joe's,
who honestly never lied!
The societies they were born into were on the precipice.
Jesus disappeared before completing the task,
and 70 years later his chosen people wher almost destroyed.
They got carted off to all corners of the known world,
and the Romas were running the show!

Mohammed (PBUH) on the onther hand lived for many years.
An Angel named Gabriel helped deliver a book that contained the absolute word of GOD.
I was nurtured in the womb of Gabrielle, and delivered to tell you the truth.
Islam means to simbit to GOD's Will - & I'm a man who's done this of my own free will.
I'm using this free will to tell you the truth, and in reality I am no liar.

I'm virtually jesus freakin' christ, do you know that that means my friends?
Jesus is a name originaly of sementic origin,
and christ is a greek word that means 'the anointed one'.
Don't think that I'm a god my friends, I've just been chosen by the ONE,
to tell you what the absolute truth is, and you can't deny what it is!
If you want peace of mind, you've got to ackt in apeaceful manner,
and you must take responsibility for all that you think & what you do!

I don't care what emotions this little ditty has made you feel.
The truth to the reality is taht they'll change in just a moment.
Yet everything around yo uwill still be just the same.
Do you understand what I'm tellin' you uet, or are you still confused?
That's not my problem friend, in reality it's yours!

You need to learn how to think, and forget what anybody else tells you.
Unless they're telln' you th truth!
So get over yourself already, and get on with your life.
I HOPE you know I'm tellin you this for your own freakin' good!

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours, jesus christ!

Your friendly & hones, Libertarian, Muslim Master Mind,
and that is the absolute truth!