I Rang somebody's bell today, but it wasn't my intent!

Another call to the Morning Call, but in reality it was an email.
I was only trying to get something published, is that being unreasonable?
I never walked into their offices, nor did i talk to any woman you see.
I talked to the White Guy, but he hardly gave me the time of day.
Neither him nor her are the chosen one, that's all that I can guess.


Dear "token female in the office",
(somebody Rang her bell before, so she'll remain nameless at the moment),I haven't heard back from you. Did your mother raise you to be so rude? No matter, I've got my reasons for contacting you.
One is to find out what happened to my last column, and the other is to provide you with a new one.

So, what happened to my last column. It was the truth, just like all of them. In reality, this latest is the truth too. Do you understand what the truth is? You're suppose to be a reporter. In reality, the truth should ring a bell in your head. Has that bell been rung yet?

I'll forget your rudeness for the moment because I want us to be friends. I've attached another article. My friend, will you publish it now?

I thank you once again for your time and consideration (even though you aren't very considerate). I also hope that you and your loved ones are doing well. Mine are all just fine. We have enough change to get by. How about you?

Guest Column:
In today's Morning Call an article was published concerning Jewish voters this coming election. It appears they can't agree on who to support. Some are supporting Sestak, and others are not.
Since these people are so confused, I thought the friendly thing to do would be to help.
I hope you understand what you are about to read. But now that it's published no words can be changed.
I understand your disappointment in this past primary election. Your man didn't win, but then he had no principles. Is that what it means to be chosen?  The man bounced back and forth between parties, but i understand that he is fun to be with at parties. I don't know, I've never been to one with him. Nobody chose me to go. C'est la Vie.
I don't know much about the other guys, that democrat Sestak, and whatever name the republican goes by. It doesn't matter to me. I have principles, and that's how I've always voted. I vote the straight Libertarian line, when i'm given the opportunity. Unfortunately the games been rigged, but the demopublicans & republicrats. That's the way it's always been, when you're pulling all the strings. You try to keep out the little guy, so nobody can pull their lever. Of course, no more levers in the voting booth, it's all buttons to be pushed.  I'm pushing some buttons right now, I hope you don't mind.
My man in this years election is Douglas Jamison. He's an engineer and not a politician, that's a good start. Engineers don't tell lies; the things that they build wouldn't last if they did. Politicians are a different creature, they lie all day long. They are really slick at it, but the truth is hard to hide - especially while we all are watching. The media tries to hide the faults of the guy they want to win, but it's getting harder these days because we've got the internet. Thank God (Or Allah, because that's what I call HIM).
Now Mr. Jamison may not get on the ballot, as I told you the system is rigged. He's got to get lots of signatures, while the big boys need almost none. Is that fair? So, if you see someone with a petition make sure you run over to sign it. If you want to help out, just contact the Pennsylvania Libertarians. They'll know exactly what to do.
I want every voter to know the following, not just the ones who think they were chosen to be the arbiters of opinions; the libertarian position is neutral when it comes to the State of Israel. Isn't that the way it is suppose to be. Treat everybody just the same way? In my mind that is the American way. Just another reason why I vote Libertarian.
Why not vote with me this year? I've been doing it for years, and nothing bad has happened to me. I've just lived my life the best way I can, isn't that what you do to? I hope you have a nice day, and get to party as often as you can. Now, please just once vote for the Libertarian Party, and see what happens next?