Jesus Christ!!! Happy New Year to YOU!

Do YOU think you know what time it is,
or do you believe it doesn't exist?
In reality everything you think & do,
happens in time & space.

The space that you occupy, and the time that you do it,
will be the source of what fills your mind.
This is something you can't deny and I am not a liar.

I'm virtually jesus christ come to tell you all the truth.
You may think tomorrow starts a new year,
but it is only because of what you believe in.
I HOPE you know you can CHANGE that,
but it must start within yourself - I can't do it for you.

Some people think the cycle never ends, and they'll always get another chance.
Others have a problem knowing they even exist, and waste their time wondering about it.
Both of them are lost & confused, but they still want to survive.
Leave them be and you will see that they are usually harmless.
If they lie, cheat, or steal, they should be punished like everybody else,
but not before they do it, do you understand what this means?

And then there are those who choose to believe, some of them think and others don't.
You can't blame religion for the dumb things man does in the name of his GOD.
If you think that a man can become GOD, then you've made a serious mistake.
If a man can be one, then a woman can too, but in reality none of us is divine.
To tell you the truth, i'm just dan the man, even though I'm jesus christ,
virtually speaking to you at this moment.

Know that i didn't choose this course, I'm just following the signs.
If you believe that you're one of GOD's chosen people,
know that I think that time has gone, & I'm simply tellin' you how it is!
I'm not the new Messiah, although I may be messin' with your mind.
Do you know what this means to the world, or are you deaf, dumb, & blind?

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours,
Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ!!! Do you think they'll crucify me?

I don’t believe so, but what do I know?
I’m only virtually Jesus Christ online,
Where they say I can pay the fine.

In my mind I didn’t harass anyone, so I know what I must do.
In reality I must tell the truth, so I will plead not guilty.
Wouldn’t you?

Christ you know it was easy, cuz' I was just tellin' the truth.
I've got that peaceful easy feeling & I'm not imagining a thing.
Maybe those newspapermen can't cope with reality!
That's no reason to try & crucify me!

Now you know I'm no Ghost in the Machine, I'm Raging against the Machine.
I'm Sharp as a Razor, and I used to work at Sharp, where I was in the drug trade!
If you want to help, just drop me a message.
Don't put it in a bottle, make it publicly.
I'm not afraid of the Police!

In reality, I've got God on my side, and think I can handle this myself;
but truth be told, I've always said - the more the merrier! Okay?
It is the time to be merry I'm told.
The godmother Mary was just here spreading some cheer!
And for that I thank JA!

I HOPE you don't DREAD the CHANGE that may be comin' down the road!
But if you are,
try listening to those three little birds brother Bob sang about.
Do you think I'm the Natural Mystic he was singing about too?


Here is my story from the beginning when I first wrote the Morning Call,
It was after I recited the Shahada, but before I started going to the Masjid.
The Morning Call is the most important call to prayer in the Islamic religion,
And I am a Muslim Master Mind
I've taken the test at keirsey.com, and I've been told it's legitimate.
Go ahead, take the test yourself, come back and leave a comment.

I have been charged with simple harassment, citation #P8915746-0
Magisterial district 31-2-01. Karen C. Devine appears to be in charge there.
Do you think I’ll need divine intervention, or do you believe I can handle this myself?

Somebody claims I did something “with intent to harass, annoy or alarm another,
did engage in a course of conduct or repeatedly committed acts which serve no legitimate purpose.”
On or about 11/23/10 at 1:35pm, the Location being 101 N. 6th Street.

Let me assure all those concerned, that I have never been to that place at that moment.
In reality I was somewhere else in time & space.

To tell you the truth though, that address is the home of the Morning Call newspaper.
They request guest columns from their readers, and I had sent them one a few months ago.
I’ve done this with the Hazleton Standard-Speaker, and they almost always publish my work.
Just this summer the Citizens Voice & the Times-Leader did the same thing.
I’m just a citizen trying to be heard at this time, I’m not yet a leader of anything.
I HOPE you know that could CHANGE, but I leave that in GOD’s capable hands.
At the moment I’m explaining what’s going on, in a town near Bethlehem.

Anyway, the guy at the Morning Call didn’t respond to my article. I even told him to give me a call.
Since I didn’t hear back from anybody there, I sent them a courtesy email. I expected a courteous response.
A Mr. Orenstein did the responding, and said he wouldn’t be printing this article of mine.
He included his phone number, therefore I concluded it was okay to call him.
That is exactly what I did.
I simply asked him what seemed to be his problem, and reminded him of something important.
After that we said goodbye, but I told him I’d submit a few more articles.
And that’s exactly what I did.

One was about voting Libertarian, and the other was about the same thing.
I used different angles in each one of them, but they still didn’t understand anything.
I once again suggested they contact me to let me know how I could change the articles.
A Theresa Rang emailed me with a couple suggestions.
I did what she asked but nothing happened.
And  they still didn’t publish anything.
My legitimate purpose for contacting them was to try and understand what their problem might be.
You see, I read my pieces to some people I worked with, and they all seemed to agree.
They felt the articles had merit, and should see the light of day.
Mind you they are guys just trying to survive, all Sharp employees you see.
We all worked in the drug trade, until they fired me.

Do you think it had something to do with my morning call problem, or do you believe it was something else? In reality it had something with me becoming a Muslim, and telling the truth to the world.

Eventually I lost interest in those newspaper guys and didn’t contact them for weeks.
That is when I got a phone call from Detective Anderson at the Allentown P.D.
I had turned off my cell phone you see,
because I was at Friday Jumah Services at the Masjid in the valley.
Not too far from Bethlehem, and that’s the absolute truth.

Eventually the officer and i did talk on the telephone.
I asked him what seemed to be the problem, since the newspaper requested articles from me?
I was only following directions, and wondering what I could do to accommodate them
–to get my work published.
The Newspaper is a public concern, and they are supposed to be concerned about the public.
I am just a citizen trying to speak my peace, as I try to survive in this world.
The officer asked me to leave them alone, and I said I’d do it as a favor to him.
I then asked the man for a copy of his report, and he angrily responded “no way”
I asked why not?
He said the Morning Call Legal Department would send a letter my way.

In reality that never happened, instead I got something from their HR department.
The guys name was George Costanza, or something similar to that.
He was full of the Ultimate Conceit you see, he thought he had some power over me.
To tell you the truth he didn’t, and it wasn’t the legal department.
I had a legitimate purpose to call the man up, and ask him what went wrong.
Instead I had to leave a message, and that is the last time I contacted them for a couple months.

I never received that Legal Department Letter, and that is why I called them recently.
My legitimate purpose was to get to the bottom of the reason
why they don’t want my articles to be submitted to them.
And why did they call the cops?

Could it have anything to do with the truth to my reality,
that I have Submitted to God’s Will?

That guy Mr. Orenstein, may think he’s a chosen one,
but that isn’t a good reason to send the police after me.
So I ask you now if you please, who is harassing whom?

I have documented all of this as it happened,
Call them my video diary.
You can find them on my youtube channels, dmcfng, & jesus 2point3, 
and some on my blog too: virtuallyjesuschrist.blogspot.com.
I’d call it my own little sunshine on you all,
To keep everybody honest.
Every word in this document is the Honest to God Truth.

Don’t ask me to swear on your bible, cuz’ it’s not the book that I trust.
I know that the Qur’an is the word of GOD,
and that it was delivered by an Angel named Gabriel.
I was nurtured in the womb of Gabrielle, and delivered to tell the truth.
That is exactly what I’m doing, and in reality I am not the liar.

My summons says there’s a witness list, but it isn’t included anywhere at all.
I would like to know who my accusers are, so that I may confront them with the truth.
Once we’ve had a moment to talk, I’m sure they’ll understand.
I never intended to harass anyone, and I have a legitimate purpose for what I do.

So help me God.

Thanx  for your time and consideration in this matter.
Please feel free to contact me with any questions you may have.
I HOPE you understand that I can’t CHANGE what has already happened, but in reality I know the truth.
If any of this causes distress, know that it isn’t my fault.
I’m just Dan the man trying to stay out of trouble, while Mr. Jesus 2.3 does what he wants.

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
Virtually yours,
Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ!!! More Christmas cheer for the hardcore you!

Just me spreading some Joy during this season of yours,
and telling the truth about our common reality.

I HOPE it's not too hard core for you,
Whether you're 21 or 71 years old.
Or you've got an IQ of 71,
or you're a Muslim Master Mind like myself.

I've taken the test at keirsey.com,
why don't you take a moment to take stock of yourself,
before you start judging others.

In reality it's the wise thing to do, before you start dissing another.
If you can't respect yourself for what you think you believe,
will you ever know how to cope with reality when it stares you in the face?

Whether it's some thug on the mean streets of life, or virtually me, Jesus Christ,
you've gotta' get a hold of yourself before you say something stupid.
That's what it means to master one's mind,
know that I've already done that, and I've been there also.
so don't think you've got something on me!

Don't even think that I'm imagining anything,
and what you believe doesn't amount to anything,
Because in reality I am not a liar!
Do you think John Lennon was?

He was going to be 71 next year,
but as you know, that will never happen.
He also said the following:
"Christianity will go. It will vanish & shrink. . .
We're more popular than Jesus now-I don't know which will go first, rock & roll or Christianity"

We all know that John is gone, and the other 2 are still here.
Do you think they got what they deserved, or do you believe something went wrong?
John was gunned down by some crazy guy, do you think he was punished by God for saying the following: "Jesus Christ!!! He get's all the credit!"

In reality John was talking about Paul, and now i will too,
but the truth is that they're 2 different people.
Lennon was being vane and desired more credit,
I'm just tellin' you who you can blame for making Jesus GOD.
Now, let me try to explain.

Paul of Tarsus was a jewish boy, but he was also a Roman citizen.
He knew much about Greek society, and he comingled the belief systems of them all.

He spread the word about the anointed one, Mr. Jesus Christ version 1.0.
A prophet sent to the Hebrew people, who is now thought of a GOD by all sorts of people.
If they only knew the truth.

NO man is divine unless you're a Hindu and believe the Guru's can be.
Greek & Roman languages are Indo-European, and Hinduism is the religion of India.
The land where Buddha came from!

He ran away from it all to reach his personal Nirvana,
but in reality all he did was talk about it.

If you want to know the truth that sets one free, you must free your mind completely.
This is what Buddha tried telling you.
but you don't occupy the same time & space that he did,
So it's a little difficult for you to understand what he meant,
cuz' your mind isn't where his was,
and his mind isn't yours yet!

I'd suggest you submit to God's Will,
and let me tell you the results are much the same.
You'll have peace of mind, knowing your actions are peaceful,
as you proceed to do what GOD asks of you.
All you need do is read the book,
and look to the Prophet (PBUH) as your example.
You too will then know what I'm talking about,
and you may just find peace & happiness.

In reality, and I'm telling you the truth,
it's up to you, not me you see, and that's the way it's always been.
I'm just telling you the abosolute truth you big zero,
Is it too hard core for you, does it make you cry?
Know that it makes me happy, and I don't worry about you,
I have no reason to do that. Why would you worry about me?

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours,
Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ!!! The truth about christ & mass

I HOPE this message finds you with enough CHANGE,
No matter what seasoned your holiday beliefs.
I'm not Paul, but I am from Gaul (I've got my French citizenship),
do you think either of us was a Jew.
In reality one was, and he was a citizen of Rome,
who knew a lot about Hellenic Society.
Do you think he had something to do with the Trinity?

To tell you the truth, do you in reality even know what I'm talking about?
Have you been trying to Imagine something that's not real,
while you're heros are dropping like flies?
You can't deny the truths that I tell you, because in reality I do not lie!
Put that in your peace pipe and take a little toke, even if you dread what I have to say.
Maybe you need it more than a drug addled simpleton, if you think you know what's going on.

I may be a smart ass know it all, but I am not the ALL KNOWING ONE.
That being is the Infinite Reality, the REASON for everything,
here before the Big Bang, & there long after you're gone,
I'm talking about the GOD who chose Abraham,
And other prophets from his clan, to reveal the truth to mankind.
Jesus 1.0 was the last of that line, he was trying to tell the Jews something.
Only a few of them listened, but they spread the word, and Paul got a hold of it.
The rest is history as they say, but not the story of GOD,
in reality it's all been about the man,
when the truth is otherwise.

The Story of GOD, and HIS word to mankind is continued from a different place in time & space,
but in reality it was still a semitic tribesman. The Seal of the Prophets, Mohammad (PBUH), and peace to all of you during this season. Know that my mind is at peace, and my intentions are peaceful.
I'm not here to lie to you, but in reality to comfort you, unless you are hiding something from yourself.

With an Everlasting Love,
NOW, & Forever Always,
virtually yours,
Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ!!! For the Hardcore Fruitcake Lover's out there.

(my mother makes a fruitcake this time of year, and everybody seems to like it.
Will you like my blog entry? Know that it's the truth and no lie!)Jesus Christ!!! For the hardcore fruit within you!
Are you 71? I know you’re not Johnny,
Maybe you’re a boy I’ll call Sue, If that’s okay with you?
Are you looking for Cash? Or Derrick & the Dominoes?
Johny died at 71, & Eric did George Harrison’s Lady,
Oh and he’s dead too!  Do you you see the link yet?
I know who the hell I am, I’m starin’ you in the face,
I’m Dan the Man in real life, and I’m Jesus freakin’ Christ,
In virtual reality.
That ain’t no lie!




I’m not a Christian or a Jew, I’m a Muslim Master Mind,
But the International Fellowship of Christians & Jews has ordained me Mr. Jesus 2.3
The GOD of Abraham. I think that Rabbi just wants money!

This is the absolute truth - I am no GOD! And you aren’t divine!
And neither is the Swami in this picture [i](or maybe the words in the song)[/i],
He’s just a sentient being with a target on his foreskin!
How’s that for some hard core truth you little boy blue?
If I wanted to I could crush you like the grape in my hand,
But on the other hand I’m havin’ too much fun messin’ with your mind.
I called detective Anderson at the Allentown PD today,
And left a message on his machine about some kid whose got my internet ID information.
I told him the boob sent me a message on your tube. Does that ring a bell?
I Rang a bell at the morning call, after the morning call for prayer.
Theresa sent me an email, & Mr. Orenstein gave his number.
I talked to one of them and the White Guy.
Guess which one thought he was chosen?
He called Detective Anderson First,
And I called him back, and now I’ve called him about you!
Email me, and I’ll give you his number,
One’s with the media, and the other is a public servant,
Neither should really have a say, and what makes you think they care about you?
Or do you believe everything you’re mommy told you?
Must I repeat who my mother was little one?
I was nurtured In the womb of Gabrielle, not an angel, but my mother just the same.
I was born into this world to set things straight,
And tell the truth to little twerps like you.
The Qur’an was delivered by an Angel named Gabriel,
Any Jew should be able to tell you that angels aren’t girls!

They just can’t understand that Mohammad was the last Prophet (PBUH),
Maybe they haven’t taken enough time to gain the proper knowledge.
In reality you’ll have to ask them what their problem is.
I have none, I've submitted to GOD's Will,
& I’m a slave to ALLAH, & HIS soldier of PEACE [i](don't believe for a moment that I'm the only one. What do you think now?)[/i]. . .

Virtually jesus christ.

Must I remind you?

Jesus is of Semitic origin, Iesa is the name in Arabic,
You can call me Uncle Iesa if you want too, hard core.
But Christ is a Greek word you know. It means the anointed one.
Not divine, not even GOD. Don’t blame me for what’s in your mind.
Christmas is two Greek words, and I’ve already covered the first one.
The second one is Mass, and it exists in three states, do you think Boston has anything to do with it?
Look it up on wikipedia and figure it out yourself, I’m done with you tonight,
I’m going to bed. Why don’t you pick up the Qur’an and start reading as fast as you can,
I’ll get back with you when it suits my desire.
You’ve got my address, cuz’ you sent me that message, would that be considered a cybercrime?
Just so you know - Harman Geist Stadium is to the east of my mind, google it, and take a sightseeing trip! [i](try to erase the image from your mind)[/i]
Now sit on it and rotate! It was provided by the eye in the sky, but I think it was the Spirit in the sky,
GOD, the Deity I call ALLAH, the Infinite Reality. . .
that was here before time,
& will be there long after you are gone.

Do you see where this is going?

With an Everlasting Love,
NOW, & Forever Always,
Virtually yours,
Jesus Christ
(or you can call me Dan the Man. I'm no Maccabee,
but I'm a McFarling you see, who's actually a Frenchman {ask dan brown & sylvia browne what that means. I don't make this crap up, but it's in your mind now! What do you think about that?}
the spelling was changed cuz' of an arguement,
but it doesn't really matter at the moment.
Wouldn't you agree?)[/i]

Jesus Christ!!! Can't you think for yourself?

Here's a little ditty about education.
What do you think about it?

The complete text is right here:

Jesus Christ!!! Can't YOU think for yourself?

Hello there boyz & girlz, dudes & dudetts!
This is Jesus freakin' christ comin' at you at the speed of light again.

I woke up this morning at the crack of dawn,
it was exactly 4:20 on the digital clock in the room.
What does that mean to you?

If you're a drug addled simpleton, it may mean one thing,
but if everything I tell you is incomprehensible bollocks,
then it probably means nothing at all!
To tell you the truth that's your problem and not mine.
In realtiy I'm not gonna' tell you what to think in your mind.
What the hell I'm tryin' to get across is how to think with the brain in your head!

Everybody complains about education these days
the problem with the system isn't what they fill your head with,
in reality the solution is to start learning how to think.
When I was but a young lad, I read a book you may have heard of,
"Think & Grow Rich", by some dead guy named Napoleon Hill.
The point of the book was to help you to think.
It gave me great suggestions on just how to do it.
But, it also tried to tell me what I should actually want.

What is it you thing about? And what do you really want?
If you want to be rich & famous, you look for an example to follow.
In reality I don't give a shit what you think or what you want.
I've got my peace of mind, and you can't change that at all.

I'm over the hill now, which is to say I'm more than 50 years old.
I never got rich, but I've always had fun.
I was just a young lad the last time I hit someone.
Since I've grown up, I absolutely know the truth, and I've never hurt anyone.
OH, but you might say that I've hurt your feelings,
but I'll tell you that you're absolutely wrong.
If you can' think for yourself my friends,
then you're obviuosly full of emotions.

Emotions don't get you anywhere, because there's no logic to them at all!
There are people out there today who think they understand,
they tell you GOD is Love, or they say you must learn to love.
That in reality is a crock of bullshit!
You don't need to do anything but survive before you die.
What do you think about that?

It's survival of the fittest whether you believe it or not.
We all try to do it unless you're suicidal.
Kill yourself and see if I care?
It doesn't make any difference to the world whether you live or die.
There's billions of us here already,
and as I type thes words & read this script a few more have been born.
So get over yourself already, in reality you can be replaced!
I HOPE you understand this truth, cuz' it ain't gonna CHANGE ever.

That guy from HOPE Arkansas was replaced by another Bush that wasn't burning.
The guy who promised you HOPE & CHANGE will be replaced someday soon also.
Hell, some of you HOPE he would CHANGE his act at this very moment.
You can HOPE for somebody else to CHANGE all your live long days,
in reality though, the truth is that you're the only person you can CHANGE.
Get that through your brain!

Anyway, back to Napoleon, not the Frenchman (that's me), but Mr. Hill.
One of the techniques he explained was talking to yourself.
Except he said that you can imangine that you're talking to someone else.
It would appear this type of thinking as infected your brain, you fool.
There's nobody else in that head of yours,
NOT GOD nor anybody else!

BUT, it's good to think about those who you admire,
andtry to emulate the way they think & what they actually do.
I think about a trinity, but it ain't the Christian GOD.
I'm talkin' 'bout that Buddha guy jeus & Mohammed.
I wish peace upon all 3 of them, while I have my peace of mind.

These guys didn't tell you what to think at all, regardless what you believe.
What they tried to explain to their followers was how to think with your mind.
Buddha in reality was born with a silver spoon in his mouth,
and he found peace of mind my friends by giving it all up!
(is that what the movie stars do, as they tell you how to vote? maybe they've got it all wrong!)
He didn't say that GOD was within, cuz' he didn't believe in ONE.
He was born into a society that believed in lots of them.
(do you want a world that looks like India? With all those gods, and caste system too?)

Jesus & Mohammed (PBUthem) were just regular Joe's,
who honestly never lied!
The societies they were born into were on the precipice.
Jesus disappeared before completing the task,
and 70 years later his chosen people wher almost destroyed.
They got carted off to all corners of the known world,
and the Romas were running the show!

Mohammed (PBUH) on the onther hand lived for many years.
An Angel named Gabriel helped deliver a book that contained the absolute word of GOD.
I was nurtured in the womb of Gabrielle, and delivered to tell you the truth.
Islam means to simbit to GOD's Will - & I'm a man who's done this of my own free will.
I'm using this free will to tell you the truth, and in reality I am no liar.

I'm virtually jesus freakin' christ, do you know that that means my friends?
Jesus is a name originaly of sementic origin,
and christ is a greek word that means 'the anointed one'.
Don't think that I'm a god my friends, I've just been chosen by the ONE,
to tell you what the absolute truth is, and you can't deny what it is!
If you want peace of mind, you've got to ackt in apeaceful manner,
and you must take responsibility for all that you think & what you do!

I don't care what emotions this little ditty has made you feel.
The truth to the reality is taht they'll change in just a moment.
Yet everything around yo uwill still be just the same.
Do you understand what I'm tellin' you uet, or are you still confused?
That's not my problem friend, in reality it's yours!

You need to learn how to think, and forget what anybody else tells you.
Unless they're telln' you th truth!
So get over yourself already, and get on with your life.
I HOPE you know I'm tellin you this for your own freakin' good!

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours, jesus christ!

Your friendly & hones, Libertarian, Muslim Master Mind,
and that is the absolute truth!

Jesus Christ!!! Gurus, Prophets, & GOD

Don't great me with Namaste because in reality it's meaningless,
It's something a guru would say, or somebody who doesn't know the truth.
Divine was a drag queen who ate shit in the movies,
If you think man can be a Divine Being,
somebody has been feeding you the same thing the queen ate on screen!
It's the Ultimate Conceit to think that GOD resides within you,
The Infinite Reality is the GOD that created you, and everything else.
Here before time began, & there after it ends.

We are all finite beings who were born to die.
We don't create anything, but we do perpetuate the species.
Unless you make love to your own gender.
I'm not tryin' to tell you what to do,
But in reality I'm tellin' you the truth!

Gurus come from India, and so did Buddha,
I respect Sid more than the Gurus 'cuz he understood reality.
In reality nobody is a GOD, and GOD isn't Love.
Pain & suffering is ever present, so don't try to hide this reality,
I HOPE you know you can't CHANGE this truth,
Not Barak Obama, not even the Republicans!

It's all God's Will, will you understand what this means?
Will it be to late for you in the end?
or will you start to get with the program?

Not that it matters much to me,
what ever will happen,
will happen regardless of what you do.

But if you want peace of mind, this is what you should do:
Take responsibility for all that you think, and all your actions too.
If you want to have a clue about what's gonna' happen,
Take a moment from your precious time,
And read the Noble Qur'an!

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours, Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ!!! Give thanx to ALLAH!

Just a little Thanxgiving message sent out to all the world. I don't believe we need all the borders, but in reality they are all still there. Do you reckon it's time to do what's right, and submit to GOD's Will.
If you will do this, ALLAH guarantees you'll have peace of mind.
You can't just say that you've done it though, for you must believe it's true. If you think about it for just a short moment, and gain the right knowledge, you should reach the correct conclusion. It's just a matter of using your brain, and reasoning it all through. With a little logic, you may begin to know the truth.

If you can't think it through, then why not just go with the flow? There's no reason to argue with the truth, because it's just a lost cause! I'm no crazy person, and I'm not even wild. I don't lie to anybody in this world, and I cannot lie about GOD.

GOD is ALLAH, that Infinite Reality, that was here before time began. The Spirit in the Sky will be here still, after it all ends! If you can't figure it out all by yourself, then why not read a book. Make sure the one that you choose, is in reality the word of GOD.

The Qur'an was delivered by an Angel named Gabriel, and it is the absolute word of GOD;
I was nurtured in the womb of Gabrielle, no angel, but in reality my mother!
I was delivered into this world to tell you all the truth.
The last guy who used the name of Jesus was turned into a GOD by men.
I'm just Dan the Man, who goes by many names.
The "International Fellowship of Christian & Jews" have ordained me Mr. Jesus 2.3.
They think I'm 'The God of Abraham', which in reality is quite funny.
I'm not the GOD, I just represent the Deity, the same as Jesus 1.0.

1.0 was indeed a prophet, but he wasn't the last one.
That unique distinction belongs to Mohammad (PBUH),
the Greatest man there ever was!
I'm just 2.3 you see, a Muslim Master Mind.
If all these words are messin' with yours,
well that's not my problem - it's yours!

Nevertheless, I HOPE you have a wonderful day, and God Willing that won't CHANGE tomorrow.
I'm not the guy offering you hollow slogans, those guys are politicians. Do you reckon they're doin' everything for you, or in reality is it all about them? Just a little food for thought, on this Thanxgiving Day.
Don't forget to give thanx to ALLAH, or whatever you call the Deity. Just remember there's only ONE, and you aren't one yourself. We are just insignificant beings, trying to survive in this world. If you want more than than, then you must desire what you need. If you Submit to the Will of GOD, ALLAH promises you peace of mind! I know that is the truth that sets the mind free! It's almost like Nirvana, and actually feels like teen spirit! You just feel forever young!

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours,
Jesus Christ

Will you listen to REASON?

I don't know if I've posted this video on this blog before this moment. In reality it doesn't matter if i did, just pretend this is it's second coming! As you know I'm jesus christ in virtual reality. The "International Fellowship of Christian & Jews" have ordained me Mr. Jesus 2.3. The U.S.P.S. has aided them in this cause. I wonder if they understand I'm here for everyone else!

I'm talkin' 'bout everyone who is just tryin' to survive. If you're one of those who think there's more, are you sure what you believe is true? I'm not the new Messiah, and I ain't no superman. I'm simply your friendly Muslim Master Mind, come to tell humanity the TRUTH!

I know I'm not what you expected, hence this old youtube video for you. You don't have to look at my hairy face, just listen to the voice of REASON. In reality the video is short, so be patient and pay attention. You just may notice there's another voice, and that one isn't mine.

To tell you the truth, the PR man in reality is named Will.
He claims to be some Atheist guy, but he agreed there's a Universal Truth.
Does that mean he doesn't know what an atheist is, or doesn't understand what he's saying?
If you think real hard for a moment or two, maybe you'll understand what's going on!

If you still can't figure it out my friend, might I suggest you read a good book?
The book I'm thinkin' of suggesting to you is a book that contains the true word of GOD.
If you think that by suggesting you read it, I'm tryin' to convert you,
you've got another thing coming my friend.
I'm just trying to expose you to what's really in the world,
and you cannot deny that its out there!

Close your eyes, and your ears, since you're mind is closed already,
Unless of course you're ready to read the Noble Qur'an.
I commend you for your wise judgement.
Carry on, and read it real closely,
and then contemplate a little bit.

If you're honest with yourself & truthful,
you're bound to understand what reality is all about!
Just take responsibility for all that you think & do,
and try to cooperate with your fellow humans.
It ain't a race, I HOPE you know, and nobody can CHANGE that.
We're all born into this world, and then we die.
Nobody gets out of here alive!
Give all your praise to ALLAH, that you're still alive and reading this!

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours,
Jesus Christ

(but some know me as Dan the man!)

Jesus Christ!!! At your BECK & CALL

Dudes & dudettes, and boyz & girlz too,
This is Jesus Christ once again!
Can you see the light on your computer screen?
It's Me, Mr. Jesus 2.3.
I'm not 'The God of Abraham', but I do represent the Deity.
I'm your friendly Muslim Master Mind, and I HOPE that you don't mind,
I call God ALLAH, and you can't CHANGE that truth, I'm afraid!

Are you afraid of what may happen next, now that I've reappeared?
or does it freak you out my friend that I'm a Muslim man?
It doesn't seem to bother my Muslim friends, cuz' they've been expecting me.
In reality my dear sweet Sister Risda, calls me Uncle Iesa.
That's Arabic for Jesus, and I'm sure you know what Uncle means.

I'm not the man from uncle though, that guy was some sort of spy.
To tell you the truth, I've laid out my life in virtual reality.
If ever we 've met on this journey we call life,
know that I apologize for any strife,
that you think I may have caused.

And now on to that guy called Beck, do you know which one I mean?
I'm not talkin' 'bout that great guitarist, but I am talking about a scatterbrain.
I'm not talkin' 'bout a ONE word Beck, but I do think the guys a loser.
Mind you he's got lots of money, but does he really have peace of mind?

The Beck I'm callin' out at this moment, is the Glenn boy who plays with the Fox.
He's a Mormon man, & I was too. Hell, I was even ordained a priest!
But it didn't take me long to figure out the truth that no man can be a GOD.
That's when I declared myself an Agnostic, cuz' I would never deny what I don't understand.
But there came a time in my life when I discovered my true reason for being here.

I was nurtured in the womb of Gabrielle, no angel, but she is my Mother,
The doctors had to pry me out of there, but I was indeed delivered into this world.
Now I'm here to tell the truth, and I have submitted to the Will of GOD.
The Qur'an was delivered by a real angel, whose name was Gabriel.
The man the book was delivered to, was in fact GOD's last Prophet.
Peace be upon all God's Prophets, but I ask ALLAH for peace on you too.
Know that I've got peace of mind, and peaceful intentions for everyone on the planet.

Glenn Beck has some of it right you know, but in reality he's in it for the money.
Why else would the guy declare himself a Libertarian,
& support that puppet Sarah Palin?
She's cute enough to want to do, but I wouldn't want her for my wife.
Don't even ask me anything else about that crazy woman - she's bad for the country!

My wife is the LOVE in my life, and GOD is our reason for being.
ALLAH is the Infinite Reality, and we are the Deity's finite beings.
The Infinite Reality was here before time began, and will be there after it ends.
All of us spend a very short moment living on this planet.
There's very little time to accomplish what it is you're here for.

Glenn Beck is so damn busy making loads of money,
He hasn't taken enough time to study the right things,
and he doesn't know what the HELL the truth is!
In reality it's all about survival, & the pursuit of happiness.

Sid was a prince who ran from his wealth & family to discover Nirvana.
He never looked back, and all he did was talk, talk, & talk some more,
it started a worldwide movement.
All you Buddhists out there, don't forget to remember this:

He never chased the dollar my friends, nor did he vote in any elections - he wasn't part of that mob!
You could say that everybody who doesn't vote, has accepted the truth about reality.
Just like Buddha did, they know that nothing ever changes,
And they accept things just the way they are!

When I was in my twenties, I almost went to Thailand.
My mind was thinkin about becoming a Buddhist monk,
and my groin was thinking of the ladies over there,
I had heard they were quite easy!

But I had restarted a relationship, with the Love of my life.
She was raised a Catholic girl, and I was still an Agnostic.
Eventually Fate came into the light, but we got married before that moment.
I've never really planned for much of anything in this world,
I've just always done what I wanted.

When we decided to bring a life in this world,
I had to take some responsibility for more than myself.
Love wanted more than that, I said no, but it happened anyway, that's just the way it goes.
Election day in '84, was the first time that Love ever voted,
It was also the day that our Design first saw the light.
Mary is the Godmother, but she isn't mine. Okay?
She's Designs, and that is the honest to GOD TRUTH!

Now Love is an angel, but only in my mind, just like my mother Gabrielle.
Both of them occupy the physical world, but real angels are conceptual.
Jinns are conceptual beings too, they were created from the fire.
In reality I've got three Jean's in my life, all of them physical beings.

One is Love's twin, who thinks that GOD is a man named Jesus,
and she believes she just has to say it.
In her mind she thinks there's nothing else to do.
Do you think she'll get whats comin' to her?
And what about you my friends?

Another Jean was Love's mother, and we cared for her many years.
She was a bitter woman, a Catholic martre unto the end.
She blamed everyone but herself, for the miserable life she led.
She spent the last week of her life in a catotonic state.
Not unlike that buddhist fellow sitting under the Bodhi tree.

What do you think I saw in her eyes? In reality it depends on your perspective.
She was either sad as she reflected on a bitter life, or she was afraid of going to hell.
She certainly didn't look like a person, who thought she was going to heaven!
What do you think you'll have on your mind, as that dreadful moment approaches?

The third Jean in my life was a woman I screwed when I was young.
She was studying to be a lawyer, and she was cheating on her second husband.
I'll let your mind wander a bit, and figure out what it all means!

What all this means is that I'm not a god, I'm just a simple man.
I've tested as a master mind, and I've figured out the meaning of my life.
Once again let me tell you, that I'm here to tell the TRUTH.
The Noble Qur'an is absolutely the word of GOD,
And within it's pages you'll discover how to live a fulfilling life.

It's all about a society that was falling apart,
And how to behave regardless of what's goin' on around you.
It also tells how to keep a society from collapsing,
which is happening with ours right now!

If you don't want history to repeat itself,
You shouldn't bother with any tea parties.
It's just filled with angry people who don't know what's going on.
They want the government to do something to save them,
but they don't want it to pay for it themselves!

I've been voting my entire life, and I've been voting Libertarian.
It's the only party in the land with any principles, and they don't care if you party a bit.
The priniciple in reality is quite simple my friends.
It's called peaceful coexistence.
You do whatever you damn well please, & let me do the same!

If you can't handle all that freedom, then all you need to do,
Is submit to God's Will at this very moment,
And follow the rules laid out in the Noble Qur'an.
You could study true Buddhism if you want to reach Nirvana.
I HOPE you'll remember the truth that never CHANGES,
that pain & suffering are a part of this world,
you'd never know what happiness is without something to compare it to.

So don't even think that the State can eleviate what in reality is part of nature.
God isn't nature, but ALLAH created it - it's that Infinite Reality again!
Take responsibility for your physical well being, and your conceptual reality too!

If you think that there's something wrong in this world, know that it's all in your head.
If you want to try and fix the thing, you've gotta' do it yourself, or ask somebody for help.
Don't ask the government to do anything, cuz' everything it does is coercion.
To tell you the truth, the state shouldn't do much, if it's dedicated to Freedom.
Defend our borders, administer justice, and teach it's citizens the truth.
If we all get some sort of common education that binds us as a people,
We'll start to understand each other, and discover what true freedom is.

I HOPE you understand that this will never CHANGE, it's just the nature of the beast.
I'm not Barak Obama offering you hollow slogans, I'm the new Jesus Christ.
I'm no prophet, nor am I seeking profits, I'm just tryin' to survive & tell the truth.
Mohammad (PBUH) was GOD's last Prophet,
I'm simply a Muslim Master Mind, tryin' to support my family and being honest.
Fate & Design are now on their own, but Love still wants more.
If you can come up with a way for me to satisfy Love,
I'd be grateful until the day I die, but I don't dread that final moment.
The only thing that I dread, is what will happen on the Day of Judgement,
cuz' I'm not the Judge, and neither are you, so stop judging everyone.

Now you don't have to believe in anything, it's your right while you're still alive.
You can take your chances in this space & time, cuz' when you're done it doesn't matter.
There's nothing else you can do about it after you've kicked the bucket!
I HOPE you understand the truth that I've just told you, cuz' you can't change it in the end.
Not even if you think you'll be reincarnated. Get that through your little head!

Have Glenn Beck contact me, or Howard Stern, or maybe that fool Bill Maher.
I'll talk to any one of those goons, and make their heads spin!
Now's the time for me to tell you where I live,
but Love doesn't want me to give you all the details, so you'll have to figure it out yourself.

I'll tell you that my mind is close to a stadium, but in reality sports is a distraction to my mind.
The stadium that's close to my heart is named Harman Geist, he's some dead guy.
Google it and take a sightseeing trip. Can you see the light and the image at the same time?
The image you see was provided by the eye in the sky,
But do you think the Spirit in the sky had anything to do with it?
I know that ALLAH controls everything, and that GOD is the ALL KNOWING ONE.
If you can't handle that truth my friend, then you can sit on the image and rotate!

Now get on with your life, and thing about what you've just read, and try to figure it all out.
Call me crazy, or even a poet, I don't give a damn what you think.
Just know that I am no liar, and I have proof for everything, And ALLAH in reality is GOD!

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours,
Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ!!! Once Again tellin' you the truth!

Today is November 20th, and look what came in the mail.
I didn't ask for the mission I've been given, but the Rabbi is asking for money.
Couldn't he be doing something else, besides begging from this Muslim Master Mind?

To tell you the truth, I don't think he's paying attention,
While he's tryin' to get a payday from me.
Maybe he should open his mind to discover what true freedom is.

The truth to the reality is that there's always poor people,
and those that get hurt and abused.
If this truth bothers you, there are 2 things you can do.
Stop believing everything you hear in the media & from the government.
Start doing something for the ones that you love, and the people in your neighborhood.

Don't worry about a thing, cuz' it'll all work out - in reality it's God's Plan.
When you want to do more than this, then cooperate with others, & try to be nice if you can.
When you ask the government, they'll take somebody's money, & use force. Is that what you really want?
If you don't want to be forced to do something yourself, then why would you force others to do it for you?

If we all work together for one common goal, there is still room for indivuality.
In reality it's called the division of labor, and you find it with any organization.

I'm just the guy who's suppose to lead the charge as the end of time comes near.
Sorry if I'm not the guy you expected,
but then I didn't know I was him until a short time ago.
Do you understand what this all means?
I don't think the "International Fellowship of Christians & Jews" understands what they've been doing.

They've been furthering ALLAH's Plan to spread the Truth about Islam, & I'm havin' fun helpin' out.
Once the others understand what the truth is about, They'll stop raging against the machine
and start building a new society, without the aid of the government!
Isn't that what it's all about, when you want to be free?

You've still got to submit to something else, like clicking the button on the screen.
Once you've clicked the submit button, you will get what's comin' to you.
That peaceful easy feeling that comes from keeping it all in balance,
and acknowledging that you aren't the only one around,
and that there is indeed a GOD - and it isn't me or you.

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours,
Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ!!! Who's got the gas?

Here's a message for my Buddhist friends, and that guy who's name was Sid.
I HOPE this sublime message I've sent, doesn't CHANGE your mind about me.
Just like Sid, we're both only men, so was jesus 1.0. Do you understand?

Tosh.0 is a man too, but he's a zero in my mind.
I'm Dan the man & jesus 2.3 & I prefer Tosh the dread, and that man is dead.
We all will be there soon, so don't worry about what will surely happen.

I prefer the song that Peter sang, that one about a Razor!
Do you dread what I'm about to say?
Just so you know I was a Sharp Cracker for years, before they "severed our relationship".
That Deutsch-man didn't sever my head, and neither did my cuz'
when she severed our friendship in the book with all the faces.

If you want to Discover what it all means, then you should read the right book or crawl to the coffeeshop.
If you want to have a peaceful easy feeling, then follow the rules & submit to God's Will.
Will you believe me when i tell you it's quite easy?

In reality I am telling you the truth.
Maybe the lie is in your mind, or you are tryin' to imagine something that isn't real.
Do you really know what happens when you're gone?
In reality you won't know where you're going until you see the Judge.

I'm not HIM, i'm just me, Mr. Jesus 2.3.
The "International Fellowship of Christians & Jews" says so.
Do you think they're all liars, or just mixed up in the head.
If you think I'm the Liar, you've got another thing comin'. When do you think it will hit you?

Please don't tell my you know what the truth is, unless you agree with everything I say.
In reality if you can do this, then you can do something else,
and Vote Libertarian for Freedom & Responsibility.

You do know that Sid ran away from one, while searching for the other, and eventually sat under a tree.
If he did that in New York City my friends, they'd probably lock him up,
thinkin' he was crazy & needing help.
That's what happens when people don't mind their own business, while others are acting peacefully.
If this message is too blunt for you, you should just smoke one instead,
and enjoy your life before you are dead.
You do know that moment will arrive soon? And nobody gets out of here alive.
So why worry about it at all - you can't stop the truth.
Do you think you can stop me & my family?

I'm talkin' 'bout my brothers & sisters in Islam who have truly submitted to God's Will.
Don't ask my why they do what they do, because in reality the Reason is in their mind,
and they have ALLAH on their mind until the end of time.
I'm not the one who'll be judging them, so I won't pass judgement at the moment,
but know that killing oneself is a great sin,
cuz' you're ending life on purpose, & in reality not defending anyone.

I'll defend my life any way I can, because living is certainly what we're here for.
If you can't believe that, then go kill yourself & try to come back & tell us what you saw.
Do you really think that you can do that?

I know I wasn't here before, but I do know my destiny,
cuz' I understand history, the truth, & reality, and there is a thing called pre-destiny.
Don't ask me about reincarnation though, because i know it's not real,
& I can't remember shit before i was born.
If you tell me you do, I'll say you're talkin' shit, and laugh at you for a moment.
I HOPE this doesn't offend you, but know the truth will never CHANGE.
It just gets explained using different words & different languages by Prophets, & maybe some Gurus.
Now is the time for all true believers to to turn to the true Universal Religion.
Love has problems understanding time, cuz' Love is just an emotional being,
who doesn't in reality know what she wants,but I love her just the same.
I never ran from my family you see,
do you think the reason was Fate or Design?
It was probably both, & also Love, but it was also me going with the flow.

If you do the same, and take responsibility for all that you think & do,
then you may have a peaceful feeling like me,
and know that what you do is always peaceful even if it angers you.
That anger is confusion at the lies you tell yourself,
When you deny the reality of TRUTH.

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours,
Jesus Christ

the Muslim Master Mind, who has mastered his mind,
but in reality is ALLAH's soldier & slave, doin' it peacefully.
I'm not Superman, but I may be messin' with your mind, especially if you don't believe I exist.
I'm no existentialist, nor am I a ghost, but I am a father & a son.
The Infinite Reality is another way to define that concept that is in reality ALLAH.

Jesus Christ!!! Who was that eerie messenger?

I’ve just received an eerie message from the state my mind is in.It had to do with the job I had in another town, while working in the drug trade.

The messenger said I will do battle in Bethlehem,
but he didn’t know when that would begin.

He was only a man, and that is all that I am.
Mind you, I’m a smart ass, know it all,
but  nobody is the ALL Knowing ONE,

For that being is ALLAH, the Infinite Reality.
You can call HIM GOD if you want,
 for it is indeed the same Deity,
whether you believe me or not.
I am simply telling you the truth about reality, and in reality I am no liar.
Love demands everything at once, and doesn’t understand time.
God’s Will works on its own time schedule.
I HOPE you know that no man can CHANGE that,
Not even Barak Obama, and not even Jesus Christ.

Those who vote DemoPublican, all believe man can be a god,
They hope that the Government can create a perfect world;

Those who don’t vote at all are the true Buddhists in the land,
They may complain about everything, but they know that life goes on,
They accept things as they are, because that’s the way it is.

If they’d start voting Libertarian, then they would think like a Muslim should.
Those who sign on the dotted line for liberty, peace, & freedom,
know that whatever the government does, they do it through coercion.

Mind you, many of them think voting Libertarian will solve all the world’s problems,
In reality it takes more work than just casting you vote.

You must do your job for GOD & Country, but never forget your family.
This is what Duty, Honor, Country means, the motto at West Point.
When I was a young man I was a cadet at that school, but I’ve always been a man of peace.
 I’ve always tried never to lie, cheat, or steal,
 just another lesson they teach you at the U.S. Military Academy.

I am a Slave to ALLAH, but I’m also one of his Soldiers.
Know that we are on the march, spreading the truth to all who will listen.
If you want to Discover what this means, then you need to reach my cousin.
She’s the next piece to the puzzle, but she does not yet understand.
C’est la Vie, and then it all ends.

Are you ready for what’s comin’ next?
Know that ALLAH is, for GOD set it all in motion.
I’m simply here to tell you that we are all in this together. 
If you can’t accept this fact, then maybe you should get out of the way,
Cuz’ I’m not goin’ anywhere, until the day I die.
That’s the moment the waiting begins for you to see the Judge.
I HOPE that when I do battle in Bethlehem, some CHANGE will be the outcome.

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours,
Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ!!! Was it a Journey or a Trip?

This post is a bit old style you see,
cuz' i'm using a technique that I sharpened before,
when I was still a Sharp cracker.
Now I'm unemployed.

The Deutch'man told me our "relationship had been severed",
& my bigshot cousin has severed our friendship where our faces are in the book.
But I digress a bit. This bit is about a visit to the Father, & what went on there.
Anyway, you just read along, and if you've got the time to play, follow all the links, as they're added.
I may be adding some more later on. You just never know what the future will bring. Wouldn't you agree?

Love sent me on a mission all alone to visit family, & our Design was on the itinerary.
Unfortunately Fate was not with us, and not everything got accomplished, or the order was mixed up.
C'est La Vie. It was a wonderful trip, or was it a journey?
What would you call a visit from Mr. Jesus 2.3?

In reality it doesn't matter if you've been naughty or nice,
what matters is if you can be honest with yourself.

I'm no crazy dude, and now I'm tellin' the truth.
Don't call me mad, cuz' only doGz are, but you can call me a poet if you like.
Just don't call me a Liar - and we'll get along just fine.
Now, while we wait for what happens next, let me get on with this story.

On the first day of the journey my mind was in 3 states,
but they weren't me, myself, or even I,
but Design was in one of them.
The state of her mind never changed states the whole time I was gone.
I rested near Saint Mary, where a school is dedicated to God. In reality the truth is otherwise.
Will the fun ever stop? What's in the minds of some of those priests is anybody's guess.
It's not what's in your mind that matters, except of course to GOD.
HE is the All Knowing One, and knows exactly what's going on.
I HOPE that doesn't bother you, but know you can't CHANGE it!

As it was, this was election nite 2010. I had voted when my mind was in a different state.
I had to write in my candidates because the Republicans did the smart thing.
The Democrats spent there money for nothing, and now they're in dire straights.
If those fools had any brains they would have fought for the Libertarian candidates.
The populace is pissed off at both of you, and we would have syphoned off some of the votes.
As it turned out all that anger went to the Republicans. Is everybody happy with what they got?

I had to laugh at the guys on MSNBC who I watched for a few moments.
On my way back from the Father, I laughed at Ed Schultz, that progressive host.
In reality he's like Sgt. Schults, who knew nothing on that show.
Hogan made a fool of him, because he was a company man.

The next moment I was on the road again, and before my mind had changed states,
I get pulled over by the man, because I was speeding again.
Now when I was a Sharp Cracker, not too many moments ago,
me & my compadres were all working in the drug trade.
They still do, and I don't, but in reality we're all sympatico.

They're just tryin' to survive in this world, & that is what I've been doin' too.
What about you? Are you making do, or tryin' to get ahead?
Did you get there by giving head,
or are you there because your head is in the right place?

Sorry if I ask too many questions.
I may be fishing for comments, but then again maybe something fishy is going on.
Once again, you must decide - but at least i didn't ask another question.
I HOPE you're satisfied, but if you aren't I can't CHANGE that.

Anyway, this cop that pulled me over was an African-American.
I've got three wise men who are my friends, all Black men too.
When he pulled me over I was listening to the Qur'an in its original Arabic.
Those sounds are so soothing to my ears, but then I know the book is the Truth.
I won't get into that at the moment, it's not important to the story.
Know that I'm a Muslim Master mind and have been called Uncle Iesa. That's Jesus in Arabic.

I can't lie though so I'll tell you something else.
I listened to lots of music while on my trip to see the Father.
My mp3 is loaded with some Rage Against the Machine. I've got some other music and some mashups too. To tell you the truth the Sūratu al-Fātihah, and Yusuf Islam is on it too.

I didn't listen to anything while in the Father's house.
He always had the boobtube on, and has never seen me on youtube.
The boobs that he watched most often though were the ones where the Fox's are.
Not everyone in God's country thinks the same as the Father does,
but almost all of them have a belief that GOD was a man.
The Father is just such a man, but he isn't a God either.
I don't understand how anyone can believe that a man can be a GOD.
But there are a lot of good people who have heart & till the land.
Unfortunately they're being manipulated by the man, and also the media.
C'est La Vie. What they need is some new knowledge, and reason in their minds.
I HOPE you know that's what is needed, if you want CHANGE to happen to anyone.
If you just want some CHANGE to help you get by, then don't worry about anything,
because everything will happen just the way it's suppose to. I can assure you of that.

The Father told me of Destiny and her Child.
I've never met either, but neither have you.
Unless of course you know your Destiny, but know that everything must come to an end,
so don't get too attached to the things that money can by. When you go by-by, it just leaves a mess.
Of course you'll be dead by then, so in reality none of it matters.
What matters is what you think & what you do, if you want true happiness.
You must take complete responsibility for both of them, and know what it all means.
I'm a muslim master mind who has done this all my life, and it has given me peace of mind.
I HOPE you don't mind that I've voted Libertarian for all of my life, cuz' i ain't gonna' CHANGE how i vote - I vote for peace, and I've submitted to GOD's Will - I know that ALLAH will protect me,
And I don't give a shit what you think, or do - just as long as you don't lie, cheat, or steal.

I don't need the help of the government to get whatever i want.
If I desire something more than I can get myself, I'll cooperate with someone else.
In reality you don't need everything you want,
but if what you desire is what you need, you'll be sure to get it.
That is the guarantee, whether you believe it or not.

I visited some cousins while in God's Country. One of them had a fire, and the other a BP issue.
I helped as best as i could, but in reality I also partied. To tell you the truth, you've gott'a do a little of both. That's if you want anybody to help you or invite you to any parties.
Otherwise, be a homebody. At least you won't bother anybody else.

What I'm tryin' to tell you is that we get by with a little help from our friends,
but you've got to have some in the first place or you won't get anyplace at all.
I like to think of everybody as being part of the family of man.

My brothers & sisters in Islam are truly my family, some know me as Iesa, and others as Dan the man.
Jesus & Daniel were both Prophets of old. Neither were seeking any profit when they were telling the truth. Daniel had a job though, and that was as a dream interpreter.
I don't interpret dreams, but I do interpret reality.
I HOPE you know that doesn't CHANGE the fact that we all need something to live on.

Love wants you to remember this! I'm simply jesus christ, & I'm tellin' you the truth.

I hurried back to my lover after visiting the Father.
In reality, I try to please Love as much as i can,
but my Reason for being is ALLAH, and I'm a slave to his cause.

I was born in Germany, and I am a French Citizen (remember the da vinci code),
but i'm truly a red blooded American.
Love was first met when we were both in the Army, and Fate is in the Reserves livin' in Californ-i-a.
Design is the one with all the plans. She's in ROTC, has been to India.
If you add ana you'll know the school, but what you don't know is what state her mind is in.

As you can see, we are a military family, but know that I'm a soldier of ALLAH's.
I'm jesus christ, the Muslim guy.
I HOPE that doesn't CHANGE your perception of me, but in reality it's all in your mind.

If all this information is messin' with your mind, maybe you're the mental case.
The battle for hearts & minds is always going on, and I'm on the side of ALLAH.
I'm no messiah nor am I a GOD.
So please don't think I'm a superman, for in reality i'm just a man.

I'm the man that knows what the truth is, and in reality only ALLAH can stop me.
I'm sure that HE will at just the right moment, cuz' that in reality is the plan.
Neither Fate, nor Design can stop it. Do you understand yet?

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours,
Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ!!! Tigger is a saint, but not the other cuz'...

I've taken it up a notch, to see what will happen. I can't tell you my cousin's names, cuz' they may desire their privacy. As you can see, that is hard to do when you are some sort of bigshot. Whether you are on the TV screen, or just give the orders behind the scenes, wouldn't it be nice if you'd stop lying to everyone?

Mind you, you may not know what you do, but know that GOD does, you can't hide from the Infinite Reality! There is a reason for this, and if you'd like to know what it is, then you'll need to contact the Discovery Channel. Just tell them Mr. Jesus 2.3 sent you, cuz' he wants to talk to his cuz' about a show.

In reality I'm not asking for very much. This cracker used to work at Sharp. The HR manager called to tell me our "relationship has been severed" - If tht Deutsch man fell in a ditch, do you think I should pick him up? I probably would, it's the nice thing to do. Even though he let me go!

My cuz' the bigshot at the Discovery Channel has also "severed our relationship", at least she doesn't want to see my face in the book. Thankfully neither of these people has severed my head! I praise ALLAH for that, and thank GOD for every day I'm alive. Are you happy to be alive? If not, you can always die. To tell you the truth we all will in the end. Get over it already, and get on with your life!

But could you do me a favor first? In reality what I ask is something I've already done. Therefore I can tell you that it was harmless, and I am not a liar. If what I ask costs you any money, and you don't have the CHANGE. I HOPE you have a better future, and get a piece of the action!

Peace be with you all at the moment, know that I don't know what'll happen in the next one. I can't predict the future, and I am not the Judge. Prophets predict the future, and GOD is my only Judge.

Merely check out the Qur'an it is there where the truth can be found about our common reality, and how to live your life as a happy person. If you think I don't know what I'm talkin' 'bout, then maybe you've closed your mind to what the truth is all about.

It's about being responsible for all that you think & do. When you do this then you will have experienced Nirvana. If you desire more than that in this life, then you must accept what the truth is. That truth is Islam, and ALLAH is God's Name.

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours,

Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ!!! virtual reality is moving too slow. . .

Another video for you all, but in reality I'm tryin' to reach those in my family. It's my cousin you see, who represents Discovery, and also big Media. You must follow the links to find the real people in my story. I'm a master mind, but media Loves another Master! Without Media, this Master is something else in virtual reality, but he was on the radio, does that make him Propaganda? Maybe, or maybe not, it depends on your perspective.

Howard Stern thinks he's been chosen, and so has media's husband. There is a guy by the name of Hutton, who hails from Ottumwa. He thinks that when he speaks, other people listen. In reality a few do, but not as many as that progressive fool named Ed Schultz, or the guy the dittoheads follow. Both of them talk a good game about the truth, but in reality they are both wrong!
I'm hear to set things straight, and I'm a Muslim Man. If you can't stand hearing that, why don't you go to the stadium, and rotate! if you don't know what the hell I mean, then Google Harman Geist Stadium. Know that my mind is near the place, and also my crotch! Take a sightseeing trip, and know that I've got balls of steal. I'm not the man of steal, and I'm absolutely not the GOD.
This just happens to be your morning call, and I'm the guy calling the shots. Mr. Orenstein at the Morning Call newspaper, doesn't like me sending him copy. do you think Theresa rang his bell, or maybe it was that White guy. I've never met Mr. Orenstein's Theresa, but I know a Theresa who's a saint. She's my cousin by marriage, and she's married to Lori's brother. She's a Tigger I'll let you know, do you think I'm some sort of Tiger?
Since Lori can be found on the internet, I don't see any problem telling you who she is. I'm her cousin, who lives up the road from her, and I'm the guy who knows what the truth is. I HOPE all of you know that you can't CHANGE what I know, or even stop me from telling it to you. All you can do is close your mind to the reality that we all share. I'm not feeding you any cosmik debris, I'm just tellin' you the truth and trying to be economically correct!
With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Foreve Always,
jesus freakin' christ!
aka, Daniel Harold McFarling

Jesus Christ!!! What is going on hear?

My Cuz' in the media has cut me off, is it because she can't handle the truth does she have a problem with reality? In reality the media will do whatever it wants, it doesn't let a little thing like the truth get in the way. You can always string along the facts & statistics too, to make any story go your way. In addition they use sources that are anonymous. This makes it easy for an agenda to creep on us, cuz' we don't know who started the rumor. The comics in this video were put here by GOD, but in reality they came out of the minds of men. You may not know what the references are, but the Fat Lady & Larry are real people that have died.

I HOPE you understand I didn't cause them to CHANGE from the living to the not, not even the President or Garfield the cat can do that. My doGz can't bring anybody back, and neither can I.My cuz' Ms. Media, shouldn't run away scared, cuz' you'd think if she put her mind to it she might discover a way to make money from me. In reality the Christians have been waiting for quite some time. They think I was going to arrive in some sort of Blaze of Glory, or maybe they thought I was going to be a Superman come to save the day.

The Muslims in the know, know that my arrival was promised in the Qur'an, that is the book of ALLAH's word, delivered by the Angel Gabriel. I was nurtured in the womb of Gabrielle, and delivered to tell the truth if Islam to the world.

While I have lead a good life, and always taken responsibility, I'm not the example that I want you to be. If you must follow an example, it is Mohammad (PBUH)you should heed. Find the most accurate Hadith's and aread about the Prophet (PBUH). He was a humble man, not easily provoked. When provoked though, he did what he had to to further God's Will. Insha-Allah, I will continue to do this myself.

I was going to add more to this post, but it's gotten a bit late, & I want to take a rest. I left the Father a short time ago, and only arrived at home with Love, a moment ago. Now Love is gone from my crib, was it Fate, Design, or both of them? In reality it's the trinity, i'm all alone at the moment.

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
jesus christ

Jesus Christ!!! A late nite addition for the Wacky dudes out there. . .

Late Nite with me! I'm not the wacky guy, nor am I a crazy guy, in reality i'm just me. To tell you the truth, I wanted to get the word out before I went to bed. I HOPE you don't mind what I've said, know that I will not CHANGE a thing.

I'm not Barak Obama offering you hollow slogans. I'm not the Holy Ghost either, but I am a father & a son. It's not that I have a son, because in reality I don't. I have two wonderful daughters who I call Fate & Design. I helped them get created with LOVE right by my side. ALLAH is their reason for Being, and God's Will is the spark of life.

It happens at conception my friends whether you agree with me or not. When you are born into this world is when you first see the light. The Light you see is the same damn thing that was there when time began. It'll be the same light you see, just before that moment when you die. Don't deny a word of this, for in reality it is all the truth. You exist at this very moment, but there is a moment when your life will surely end.

This doesn't mean that your spirit or soul will disappear, but don' ask me where you will go, cuz' ALLAH will be the judge. My cousin are really good people but they haven't yet submitted. I'd never force them to do anything, that they don't want to do themselves. Therefore, we all must be patient until we understand. God Willing that moment will arrive in your mind, before you fry in hell. Not that I know anything about that, you'll have to discover the truth yourself. If you want to know what book to find the truth in, I'll tell you it's the Noble Qur'an.

And on that note, I think that I will close. You and your loved ones sleep tight, & I HOPE to talk to you tomorrow, that's if my life doesn't CHANGE to death, before I wake up.

I sure can't predict what'll happen, I'm no Prophet okay. I'm just a master mind, who has mastered his mind, and I'm a Slave of ALLAH's.

With an Everlasting Love,

Now, & Forever Always,

Jesus Christ