Monday, October 15, 2012

Jesus Christ!!! Why i did it!




I was asked a moment ago why did I embrace Islam by a brother who happens to be quite the optimistic lad. I had been born into a Christian family 54 years ago, but was an agnostic for most of my life.
Why agnostic you may ask me today, but I’m not the kind of guy who likes to lie. Those who claim there’s no God at all, are believers in something, but I just didn't know, so I couldn't make that claim, because I’m not that kind of fool.

I woke up this morning before the crack of dawn, I said my Fajr prayers, and thanked Allah for all that I have. Now I’m prepared to tell you why I say, Ash-hadu An laa Elaha Ella Allah wa Ash-hadu anna Muhammadan Rasulu Allah.

In reality it’s quite simple if you want to know the truth. I used logic & reason, while I connected all the dots. There’s no reason at all to think that a man can be God if you look to the book that explains the word for all. I’m not talking about the Bible or Qur’an, simply because one man’s scripture is another man’s lie. The book I speak of is the one with all the words, and the meaning of them also – it’s the dictionary dude (& dudettes too).

God is defined as the Ultimate Reality and the Creator of everything, while man is the male gender of the species Homo Sapiens  I know that mankind can’t create anything from nothing, and nothing can be compared to the concept known as God. Stephen Hawking is a man who claims to know it all, but all Stephen is Hawking is Nothing as his God. He claims that Nothing was here before it all, and after the big bang there’s a reason for everything. So, in my mind God is Reason, and in Stephen’s mind is Nothing as the reason for it all.
And what of the claim that Muhammad (ṣall Allāhu ʿalay-hi wa-sallam) was the last prophet? That’s easy to substantiate when you know the meaning of the word. But what of those who claimed to be a prophet in these latter days? How could that be true, when they believe that God was a man? I've already covered that subject.

And what do you make of the fact that Muslim women cover their head? To tell you the truth it’s more than that, in reality it's all about modesty. If you take the time to think it through you may begin to understand. If a woman dresses like a slut, she’ll just receive the gaze of men, and it’s as simple as that.

Islam isn't all that strange if you understand the truth. Much of what it asks of you can be found in other faiths. Buddha was a man who some may worship as a god, but he was just a guy who tried to tell it like it is. He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, but spit it out to find himself. When he died he wasn't rich, but he had his peace of mind. All he did was done with words, and he spoke about responsibility for what you think & do.

That’s the same that Jesus 1.0 did, regardless what anyone believes. I've been labeled Mr. Jesus 2.3, and I’m tellin’ you the same thing too. Freedom is just another word for Nirvana, and that blissful easy feeling one gets when they submit to the Will of God.

Stephen is Hawking something called the Big Bang that started it all, but for all we know he may be wrong- because the guy wasn't there you know. All he’s done is to look at the signs, and connected all the dots. That’s what I've done when I make the claim that I’m virtually Jesus Christ, and I’m the master of my own domain. I know my reason for being here, and thank Allah for giving me life.

I was born Daniel Harold McFarling, and those words have meaning too. Daniel was a Prophet of God in the Judeo-Christian realm. What he did was interpret dreams, and it means ‘God is my Judge’ also. Harold was a leader of a great army long ago, but it also means ‘one who proclaims’, isn't that what Jesus 1.0 did also? As God is my Judge, I’m here to proclaim what in reality is going on. It’s all following the master’s plan that no man can ever change, regardless what you hope for.

This is the same thing our scientists proclaim, if you take the time to think it through. They've got all their rules & theories to, to explain what’s happening now. Now you can believe they've got it right, but do you understand what it means? It means there’s nothing wrong in this here world, what’s wrong is how you perceive most everything, and that’s something you can be sure of.

The Surahs of the Noble Qur’an can help you to understand, but you've gotta’ open your mind, get your head out of the sand, & read between the lines. It’s all about the different mindsets of man, and what it takes to make a just society for those who want their peace on earth. For those of you who are too selfish for that, there’s more to than meets the eye. There’s plenty there to help you out, if you want your peace of mind, before you rest in peace – but you've gotta’ give it an honest try!

Just don’t confuse the Muslim mind, with the concept known as Islam. One is contained in the head of men, and the other was delivered by an angel – who happens to be known as Gabriel. Call it my dumb luck, coincidence, or synchronicity if you want too, but in my mind it’s the Will of God that I was nurtured in the womb of Gabrielle, and delivered to tell you the truth.

Another think I’ll let you know about is the Mary in my life. She’s a godmother I’ll let you know, but in reality she’s not my own, and then there’s Marion also. She’s the one who is married to my father. Have you connected all the dots yet?

And then there’s the two brown people, one a man, and the other a woman? The both of them have written some books that claim Jesus moved to France. It just happens to be true that I’m a French citizen too. What do you think of that? I hope you know I didn't make this up, and I've got all the proof for you!
I do believe that’s enough for now, but if you want to know more about me, all you've gotta’ do my friends is ask, you shall receive.

Peace be with each & everyone of you who are searching for the truth, and may you discover what your heart desires. For the rest of you, with your loved ones too, may you live long & prosper also. Just remember we’re all in this together, and don’t forget that when all is said & done my friends, you can’t take anything with you when you’re gone!

With an Everlasting love,
Now, & forever Always,
Virtually yours,
Me, myself, & i

Monday, August 27, 2012

Jesus Christ!!! I didn't make this shit up!



Have you heard that there's nothing new under the sun.
And that it's all been said & done before? 
Well I'm here to tell you that neither statement is a lie,
When you know what in reality the truth is.

When I tell you that I'm virtually jesus Christ, what do you think it means?
As God is my Judge I'm here to proclaim the truth regardless what you believe.
I've been labeled Mr. Jesus 2.3 by the International Fellowship of Christians & Jews,
Who have pushed the envelope with the God of Abraham, in the HOPE for a little CHANGE.

I've been circumcised, baptized twice, and ordained a priest in these latter days,
But to tell you the truth I'm a Muslim dude, who has tested as a mastermind.
I know my reason for being here, and thank Allah for giving me life.
Now you may be wondering why I can make this claim, but I've got proof for all that I say.

Knowledge is the key to understanding me, but I'll try and explain it to you here now.
Billions of you people are expecting a guy like me to come & save the day.
I'm not here to save your butts, but to tell you what the truth is.
In reality many have told you in the past, and many say it today.

The truth can hurt, but you need to know it anyway, whether or not you like it.
We are finite beings born to die, with nothing but time on our hands.
When all is said & done you'll be gone before you know it,
And that's the way it's always been my friends.

You can HOPE that things will CHANGE in the world today,
But that ain't gonna' happen if you keep doin' it the same damn way,
of that you can be sure of.
exactly what's goin' on.
get your head out of the sand, and read between the lines.
and delivered to tell you what it is once again, whether or not you like it.

The light that we see with our own two eyes, in reality is the truth,
but what goes on between our ears is what we perceive,
and it can mess with the head for some!
you'll find your peace of mind.
Don't imagine a world that's never been,
and don't chase an impossible dream.
regardless what you hope for.
when he tells you Nothing created Everything.

The Surahs of the Noble Qur'an can help you to understand,
All you've gotta' do is open your mind,

It was delivered by the Angel Gabriel, to the final Prophet Muhammad.
Peace be upon that man and all the prophets of God.
You'd do well to spend your time making sense of them,
Instead of chasing your profits of dollars & cents,if you want to know the truth.
I was nurtured in the womb of Gabrielle,
When I was born I was given the world in a set of books, but it's all about the words we choose to use when we try to describe exactly what this is.

When the two of them agree with each other though,

All is going according to the plan that no man can ever change,
That's what Stephen is Hawking too,
After that moment in time began, he's got a reason it all.

While in my mind God is reason enough,
but you can believe whatever you choose to dude -- just don't tread on me.

I'm virtually jesus Christ and I'm here to tell you,
I'm what the worlds been waiting for,
but I'm not some sort of reincarnated being, returning to save the earth.
I'm just a man who's part of the Master's plan, tellin' it like it is.

Call it my dumb luck, coincidence or synchronicity,
but to tell you the truth it's All God's Will.
My life is an open book for one and all,
all you've gotta' do is find me in reality -- virtually speaking to you now.

Now it's time for me to tell you what to do,
if you want to discover what it's all about.
Simply contact the discovery channel right now,
and tell my cousin you wanna' see the show.
She's a big shot at the network, don't you know,
and I was born Daniel Harold McFarling.

Or you could contact the Big 'O', who's got one of her own.
She's strugglin' at the moment,
and could use the boost that she'd get introducing me to the world.

Peace be with those of you who are searching for the truth,
may you discover what your heart desires.
May the rest of you live long & prosper too,
& that goes for all your loved ones also.

With an everlasting love,
Now, & forever always,
Virtually yours, Jesus christ


Thursday, July 26, 2012

Jesus Christ!!! Don't get so upset . . .



Do you resent the truth, that I'm quite content, accepting reality just as it is?
Or does it piss you off, to know that Jesus Christ, is a Muslim dude,
virtually speaking to you now?

It's a fact I've been labeled Mr. Jesus 2.3,
and that you can't deny.
All you've gotta' do, is ask for the proof,
what the hell, I'll provide it to you now.

The International Fellowship of Christians & Jews,
pushed the envelope with "The God of Abraham,"
in the hope for a little change.

They addressed their request to me,
Mr. Jesus 2.3, of that you can be sure of.
But it's the Surahs of the Noble Qur'an where you can find the plan, & understand what's going on.

I'm not here to CHANGE the world, regardless what you HOPE for.
I'm just the guy who knows the truth, & I'm here to tell it once again.
The truth can hurt, and that's no lie, regardless what you believe,
But if you take the time to think it through, you will find your peace of mind.

We are finite beings, that have a beginning & end,
with nothing but time on our hands.
When we first saw the light, we knew the truth then,
but that's when the manipulation also began.

It begins the moment we start to cry, & someone tries to quiet us down.
That's when the call & response comes into play, & it goes on every single day.
It can be music for those who know the truth & don't imagine a world that's never been.
But if you believe in the impossible dream, & continue to HOPE that something will CHANGE,
You'll never find your peace of mind, until all is said & done.

That's the moment when you rest in peace, and it'll happen before you know it.

As God is my Judge I'm here to proclaim that it's time for you to realize,
I'm not here to save your butt, and I'm not the new messiah,
because what I say may mess with your mind,
if you don't take the time to think it through!

I was circumcised, baptized twice, ordained a priest in these latter dayz.
I've tested as a master mind, and I'm the master of my own domain.
I know my reason for being here, & thank ALLAH for giving me life.
I was nurtured in the womb of Gabrielle,
& delivered to tell you the truth.

God is the Deity that goes by many names,
that Nothing can compare too.
The Divine Reality that transcends both space & time,
That created what you see & don't see.


All man does is manipulate reality, both the physical & conceptual.
Some of it's done between our ears, and still more right before our eyes.
Don't be surprised by what happens next, if you want to know the truth.
In reality it's all following the plan laid out when time began.

I'm not feeding you cosmic debris, I'm just confirming what Stephen is Hawking.
He's the man, who sits in that chair with nothing in his head, as the reason for everything,
While in my mind God is reason, and nothing's gonna' change that truth,
Regardless what you hope for.

So don't get upset when you see the light, but instead reflect on what it means.
When the reality comes together within your mind, the truth will unfold before your eyes,
That's the moment when you know you've arrived,
before your time here is done.

And that's the end of this epistle to you;
God willing it didn't piss you off.
But if it did, don't have a cow if I mock you now, and . . .
You can continue to wander blindly, if that's what makes you happy.

Peace be with those of you who are searching for the truth,
May you find what your heart desires.
And the rest of you, with your loved ones too,
may you live long & prosper also.

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
Virtually yours,
Jesus Christ

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Jesus Christ!!! Let me tell you about the trinity . . .


I’m not a Trinitarian, but I do know what the truth is,
In reality I’m Mr. Jesus 2.3, no matter what you believe.



Knowledge is the key to understanding me,
And if you take the time to think it through,
You may begin to understand what it takes to be free.

Do you think what you know in reality is true,
Or believe it’s a matter of faith?

To tell you the truth it don’t matter to me,
I’m just here to kill some time with you.
Now is the time that many believe the world is a messed up place,
But for those who know what the truth is my friends, that’s not the way it is.

All is following a plan that began at the beginning of time, and will conclude when it all ends.
If you go with the flow while you’re living your life, you’ll discover how to play the game.
This life is a journey for you & me both, regardless what anyone believes,
And the test for us all is what to do with our time before it’s all been said & done.

If you take responsibility for all you think & everything you do,
You’ll begin to know what it takes to be free, and find your peace of mind.
It don’t matter if you chase profits of dollars & cents,
Or spend your time making sense of the prophets of God.

For in the end we all get what we deserve, whether you like it or not.
But for those who HOPE for CHANGE in this world without doing what it takes,
There’s nothing but disappointment in store for you, and that in reality is what the truth is.
There are three things you should remember my friends, before your time here ends:

1) The light that you see with your own two eyes is the truth of reality that has never changed,
        regardless what you hope for;
2) The reality you perceive between your ears isn’t always what the truth is;
3) And we are finite beings born to die with nothing but time on our hands.

You may believe you know what I’m talking about, but have you thought it through completely?
If you did you’d have your peace of mind, before you rest in peace.

In reality you may perceive the meaning of the words in a different manner than me.
Words change their meanings based on the time & place in which you actually learned them.
As mankind has traveled through time & space we’ve manipulated the words we use,
It’s gotten to the point where many don’t trust what the other person believes.

Some think they know what’s going on, but in reality that’s not the truth.
They’ve allowed themselves to be manipulated by those who HOPE for a little CHANGE.
Remember though you can’t always get what you want, but you’ll always receive what you need.

If what you desire is beyond your grasp at the moment,
it may not be yours for the taking anyway,
But patience is a virtue & God helps those who help themselves.

Remember the golden rule when you do those things you think you want to do,
And reflect on what you’ve already done, before you do it again.
That’s the way to make a better world, because in reality it’s all up to you.

Don’t blame others for what you won’t do for yourself while you go about your day,
And don’t forget the day will come when you can’t do anything at all.
Love is an emotion that comes & goes and the truth can hurt sometimes.

There’s a reason for everything under the sun, and I’m not the son of God.
But it’s true I’m virtually Jesus Christ, and I’m the master of my own domain.
I’m simply your friendly Muslim mastermind, who’s a smart ass know it all.

I wasn’t born on Christmas day, but it was the day before Halloween,
If that makes me the nightmare before Christmas my friends, that’s okay with me.
I was nurtured in the womb of Gabrielle & delivered to tell you the truth.

Stop imagining a world that’s never been, if in reality you want peace on earth.
It’s never gonna’ happen in this space & time, until you find your peace of mind,
As God is my Judge that’s not a lie, whether you believe it or not.
Just a little food for thought from my mind to all of you.

May you & your loved ones live long & prosper,
but don’t forget the truth,
We’re all in this together you know,
and you can’t take anything with you,
when all is said & done.

With an Everlasting Love,
To all you friends & fiends alike,
Now & Forever Always,
Virtually yours, Jesus Christ

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Jesus Christ!!! Just who the hell do you think you are?

And what about me, also?



To tell you the truth, you’re just like me,
we're a reflection of each other, but we go by different names.
I’ve told you that I’m Mr. Jesus 2.3, But in reality you may not believe me.
I’m also Jesus Christ, virtually speaking of course, and I’m the master of my own domain,
But to tell you the truth, you may not understand exactly what that means.

I’m not tryin’ to be mean with the things that I say, but somebody’s gotta’ do it anyway.
There are those of you who believe that a man is God, but that guy disappeared many years ago.
I’m not gonna’ tell you that he died on the cross, because in reality I wasn’t there,
But the truth is that he’s not here at this moment in space & time, and that’s good enough for me.

There’s a Brown man, & Browne woman also who wrote in some books,
That Jesus 1.0 lived out his life in the south of France,
and a descendent will eventually come forward.
The truth is that I may be that man,
and it’s a fact that I’m a French Citizen also.
I’ve been circumcised, baptized twice,
and ordained a priest in these latter days,
But in reality I’ve lived most of my life as an agnostic man,
just goin’ with the flow.


There was a moment about 15 years ago when I had some time to kill.
I was laid off from my job at Keebler back then,
and was hangin’ out at home.
I wasn’t searching for anything,
and that’s no lie, but it found me just the same.

This it that I’m talkin’ about is the truth my friends, regardless what you believe.
Now Sid was the man who became Buddha if you didn’t know,
And he was sitting under a tree when he began to see the light,
But he took flight before that moment arrived,
and left the wife that he had.

I’m glad to tell you I haven’t done such a thing,
and my wife is the love of my life.
Nevertheless, the same thing happened to me,
but I wasn’t under a tree, Of that you can be sure of.

They say he sat there for about a week,
and that’s about how long it took for me also.
At the time of that event, I didn’t know a lot about Buddha,
but I did know something about Jesus 1.0.

That’s the man many know as Christ,
a Greek word that means the chosen one.
Do you think I’ve been chosen for this task I’ve undertaken,
before God takes me away?

Anyway, I told my wife, and my mother also, that I knew what Jesus did too.
Wouldn’t you know, they both responded the same way,
With disbelief and confusion also, but in reality I understood why.
They both believe the man was a god, and he'll return to save the day.

That’s when I decided that I’d better take the advice of those who say silence is golden.
I didn’t repeat that statement for many a year, but I’ll tell you what I did do back then.
I made a video that I sent to the networks explaining what I had to say.
What I said is that we’re all in this together my friends,
even though you may think something else.

Some believe time is a never ending cycle,
while others believe it has a beginning & end.
For some reincarnation explains what happens when we die,
While others think we’ll spend eternity in heaven or hell, depending on what you believe.
But then again there are some who don’t believe in any of that, of that you can be sure of.

The Surahs of the Noble Qur’an can help you to understand, if you put your mind to it my friends.
It’s all about the different mindsets of man, and what it takes to find your peace of mind.
That’s what that guy Buddha taught also, but he occupied a different place in space & time.
Muhammad was the guy who was inspired by an angel, who went by the name of Gabriel.
Peace be upon both of those men, and peace be with Jesus 1.0 too.



I was nurtured in the womb of Gabrielle,
and delivered to tell you the truth also.
Call it my dumb luck if it makes you happy,
or synchronicity if it makes you feel better,
But in my mind there’s a reason for it all,
that I simply call the will of God.


I didn’t choose my mother you know, or the country she was raised in long ago,
I may have chosen Mary as the Godmother in my life, but it was long before I saw the light.

I don’t imagine a world that’s never been, and I didn’t dream all of this up either.
I’ve got proof for all that I’ve been telling you all, and that’s no lie my friends.
The International Fellowship of Christians & Jews are the ones who’ve labeled me Mr. Jesus 2.3,
And they’ve been pushing the envelope with the God of Abraham, in the hope for a little change.

I’m just a man who knows my reason for being here now, and I thank ALLAH for giving me life.
The Deity that goes by many names, is the Divine Reality that transcends both space & time,
God is the Creator of the seen & unseen also, that nothing can compare too.
Stephen has been Hawking Nothing as his creator,
But there are scientists & theologians who don’t believe him.

In my mind God is Reason don’t you know,
and in Stephens mind the Reason is Nothing,
In reality there’s no difference between the two,
and the truth is that neither is a man.
Stephen claims all is following a plan,
and he calls it the law of physics,
While I say the same damn thing also,
but to make it simple I call it the Will of God.



Either way you see it, you should try to understand this truth,
That no man can change the future, regardless what you hope for.
In reality if it hasn’t happened yet, you can’t change what you don’t know.
And the past can’t be changed either, but you can believe all sorts of things about it.

People use words & images to manipulate your mind, as they HOPE for a little CHANGE of their own.
While many chase profits of dollars & cents, Some try to make sense of the prophets of God,
And that’s no lie at all, But Buddha, Muhammad, and Jesus 1.0 also, knew just what the truth is.
They All knew what in reality it takes to find your peace of mind, before you rest in peace.

The truth that sets you free, isn’t about believing in them, And I’m not here to save your butt,
But knowledge is the key to understanding me, and it takes responsibility to set yourself free.
Take responsibility for all that you think & everything you do, there’s no secret to it at all.
One takes place within the mind, and your actions take place in time.

Admit that there’ll come a time when you can’t do either at all,
And you may begin to understand what the truth is.
Take some time to think it through, and then reflect on what’s going on,
If you hope for the change to overcome you also, and find your peace of mind.

I can’t guarantee you’ll be as happy as me,
And you may actually die tryin’ before you get there,
But that’s the destiny for every human being,
as we try to be all we can be.

You can’t blame me, because I didn’t make the rules,
Nor did I vote for those who do it to you.
Don’t blame others for what’s your own damn fault,
If you want to find your own peace of mind.

Now that I’ve given you a piece of my mind,
and a little food for thought also,
Can you recognize the signs?
Do you know what time it is now?


If you’d like to discover more about the truth,
And the reality that we all share,
You could contact my cousin, who’s a bigshot at the network,
Where Stephen was Hawking his nothing.



Peace be with those of you who are searching for the truth,
May you find what your heart desires, regardless what you choose to do.
For the rest of you, and your loved ones too, may you live long & prosper also.


With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & forever Always,
Virtually yours,

Monday, April 2, 2012

Jesus Christ!!! An Epistle about Epistemology

Epistemology is the study of knowledge,
what it is, how you acquire it,
& is it possible to know anything at all?



While statements of belief are based on faith,
Statements that are true are based on knowledge,
And categorically cannot be false.
What it takes is some sort of proof, that all can agree on,
but if I know something that in reality you don't,
will you take it on faith or discover the proof,
that I know what I'm talkin' about?

In reality you must decide what it’s all about,
because I’m just here to tell you what the truth is, regardless what you believe.
Knowledge is the key, to understanding me,
And if you HOPE for a little CHANGE in your life,
in reality it's the same damn thing.

I’m not here to save your butt, but I do know what the truth is,
And there’s actually no secret to finding your peace of mind.

All you’ve gotta’ do is take total control of that space between your ears,
Because the space in front of your own two eyes,
is the light of reality that was there before you arrived.
Some of it you can touch, and some of it you can’t,
but nobody created it all out of nothing, of that you can be sure of.

While Stephen is Hawking his Nothing as God,
He keeps apologizing if he’s offended somebody,
But I see nothing wrong with his theory of everything,
Except for the word he chooses to use for God.

While his head is filled with Nothing as the reason for it all,
In my mind God is Reason, in reality it's as simple as that.
I know my reason for being here, and that’s no lie at all.
I thank Allah for blessing me with the life that I’ve had,
And for giving me the love of my life.

Now there are some loaded words,
For those who choose not to believe.
Namely:
that ALLAH is God;
your life will end soon;
& what is that love of my life?

I’m here to give you some knowledge, & a little food for thought,
Nobody’s asking for 30 pieces of silver, but I may mention the golden rule.
For those who know the truth about me, this won’t come as a surprise,
But for those of you who think you virtually know Jesus Christ,
Remember, I’m Mr. Jesus 2.3 in this reality.










I've been labeled as much by the “International Fellowship of Christians & Jews”,
Who have pushed the envelope with “The God of Abraham”.
And I've got the proof for the statements I've made,
but now you've got that knowledge too.

Many of you know another guy named Jesus,
The one they call the Christ,
but I'll just call him Jesus 1.0
In order to differentiate one from the other,
but remember, no man can be his own son & father,
And you should know just what I mean.

Many are chosen, but who does the choosing?
And do they know why they've been chosen in the end?
I didn't choose to be the one who knows,
but I'm doin' what a man's gotta' do once he knows what the truth is!

A man that I know who goes by the name Alpha,
We’ll call the Alpha man for this story.
He was born a Christian, that's something I know,
but at the moment I don't think he believes.
Truth be told he talks the Buddhist game,
& claims that Nirvana can't be found,
it's for those who aren’t in reality searching.

Evidently he doesn’t know much about Sid,
the kid who started it all, and the proof he was part of a plan.
His father the king tried to stop it from happening,
But it was a HOPE he had, that didn’t CHANGE anything,
that was already meant to be.

Sid was a prince who snuck away one night,
In the selfish pursuit of gaining the knowledge,
that would lead him to his destiny.
Eventually he called it Nirvana after he sat under a tree.

It took him many years to find it,
and many more to explain what it is.
But in the end, he gave people a reason,
To believe he knew what he was talkin' about.
And that's how Buddhism was born.

He was born a rich prince, with a silver spoon in his mouth,
but lived as a poor monk before he made the CHANGE.
Do you HOPE he’ll return to sort it all out,
Or do you desire another guru,
Who will offer you some cosmic debris?

I’m not one of them you know,
but I do know what the truth is,
And in reality I’m as happy as can be.

I wasn’t searching for anything, nor was I sitting under a tree,
But I had just got laid off, where I was an elf in a tree,
Figuratively speaking, of course.

At that moment in time it simply began to fill my brain,
And I never asked anybody for it!
When it was all done, the only way I could describe it,
Was to say I knew what Jesus Christ did.

It was the truth, that set me free & gave me peace of mind. . .
. . . but in reality it merely confused, the ones that I love the most.

Silence is golden, that's no lie, & I try to live by the golden rule,
But I wanted to give others a piece of my mind while I still had the time,
So I made a video, and ran for office, before I got another job.
That's something you may not have known about me, but in reality it's actually true.

I’m a Libertarian who knows the meaning of the word,
And what it takes, if you want to be free.
but you've gotta’ let the other guy be free,
and you can't force your desires for a heaven on earth,
on those who imagine a world that's never been.
You've gotta' accept reality for what it truly is,
but it don't hurt to help the other guy too,
if you both cooperate when you do it.

That’s what you call reciprocity my friends,
It’s the reflection seen in the golden rule.
When you do what you do,
Because what you see is in you,
You can answer your own questions,
About what to do this very moment.

But what happens when the reflection is gone?
That’s when it helps to know what it was,
So you may recognize the light when it returns.
You might say that I’ve returned as Mr. Jesus 2.3,
But who was I before that moment came?

I was born Daniel Harold McFarling,
In Germany of an American Father, & French Mother.
That makes a trinity of countries associated with me.
I was given the world in a book when I was born,
by a loving Father, but he wasn't a god.

Daniel means ‘God is my Judge’,
so don’t bother judging me,
It’ll do you no good in the end.

Herald can be one who proclaims, don’t you know,
But it’s got another meaning also,
Harold was the leader of a great army in the past,
Will I lead one in the future though?

Hell if I know, I’m not the All Knowing ONE,
But I am a smart ass know it all!

Don’t have a cow, if you think I’m mocking you now.
I’m just killing some time, & I love to have some fun,
But the truth can hurt sometimes.

Anyway, I HOPE you know I haven’t CHANGED the story,
simply because some may know another story,
Popularized by the Da Vinci Code.

Isn’t it funny the way life imitates art, or in reality is it the other way around?
I’m a French citizen, with the documents to prove it, who is virtually Jesus Christ.
I’m the master of my own domain, and that’s no lie,
but do I have Jewish blood running through my veins?

I don’t know, I haven’t taken that test, but I’ve taken a different one instead.
When the results were all tabulated, it said I was a mastermind.
I’ve mastered my mind, and got my peace of mind,
But what should I do with the time that I’ve got left?

I’ve gained all sorts of knowledge,
Since the truth popped into my head,
I've connected the dots as they entered my mind.
and I don’t mind telling you what I logically concluded,
Is that I do know what the hell truth is,

In reality it’s my life that helps explain it,
whether you want to believe it or not.
I’ve got the documents to prove what I say,
And many who know are still alive to this day,
But that may CHANGE at any moment . . .
Regardless what any of us HOPE for.

Now, here’s a little word play, and in reality it’s all true,
But will you have the knowledge to keep up without a playbook?
Just remember who I virtually am, as I tell you this story.
None of the names have been CHANGED,
And I believe HOPE is at home at the moment.

Just the other day the love of my life, & I, had a little fun,
But then it was time for her to rest in peace.
It wasn’t the first time, and probably won’t be the last,
WWJD, you might even ask,
but I’m not going to answer that question.

What I did was to invite the girlfriend over,
And Mary arrived not too long after that.
In reality she’s the Godmother, but the truth is that she isn't mine,
It’s the child that will go nameless at this moment in time.

There are some who will claim that Mary was the name,
of the woman who ran off with Jesus 1.0,
While others claim that Mary was the Mother of God, of that you can be sure of.
But in the Surahs of the Noble Qur’an there’s a chapter known as Mariam.
She was the mother of Jesus 1.0, who in reality was never a god,
and Marian is married to my father, But I was nurtured in the womb of Gabrielle,
& delivered to tell you the truth.

Gabriel was the angel that delivered the Qur’an to the final prophet known as Muhammad.
Peace be with him, & all of God’s prophets,
But also those who told the universal truth to all of mankind.
You can’t blame them for what others have done,
in the name of those who came before you.

WWJD, you may ask once again, but the “J” ain’t gonna’ answer.
It’s all in your head, the voices that you hear,
& God talks to nobody at this very moment.

What happened in the past, none of us can know,
but you can learn a lot if you read between the lines.
Take the time to think it through,
before you begin to ASSume,
Just don’t over ANALyze the situation,
before all is said & done.

ALLAH is the God that Created it all, both the seen & unseen too.
You can use any name you choose to call the Deity,
Just don't believe a man can become a god,
simply because you read it in a book.

God is the Deity that transcends both space & time, That Nothing can compare too.
This is the same damn thing that Stephen is Hawking even as he denies the truth.
In reality he’s just some guy sitting in a chair, who’s got his mind filled with Nothing.

That’s just fine with me you see, it’s what others do when they meditate.
They say it's the way to find yourself, as you try to deny your ego.
When all you’ve gotta’ do, is admit to the truth, That no man can become a god.
And if you submit to the will of God, before you're finally done, You just may find your peace of mind.

All is going according to the plan that’s been progressing since the beginning of time,
And I’m not here to CHANGE anything, of that you can be sure of.
If you HOPE for something else, you’ve got another thing coming,
And you can’t take anything with you when you’re gone.

But what happens after that moment you many ask.
that's knowledge only reserved for God,
and Nothing is gonna' CHANGE that truth,
Regardless what you HOPE for.

But many still desire to know, and argue about what they can't know.
So I made up a little story about the moment when all of this began.

One being looked at the other one day,
and he described what he saw,
It was an endless cycle that kept repeating itself,
he assumed it was here before he came,
But the woman said that's not it at all!
She just bore a child, but lost one before,
and knew it may happen again.

The struggle to survive began at that moment,
and the never ending argument also!

Do you plan for the end if you believe it will never come,
Or live life for the moment that we all know will come?
C’est la vie or Joie de Vivre, the choice is yours to make,
But the place & time where you were born,
Is all a matter of fate, And yet there’s still a reason why it all happened.

That’s the plan that many can’t see,
As they imagine a world that’s never been,
And HOPE for a heaven on earth.
But if you want to CHANGE the paradigm,
You can’t be chasing your trivial pursuits,
And all your profits of dollars & cents,
Won’t bring peace to this earth.

What it takes is to understand the words,
We use when we communicate with each other,
And remember that sticks & stones may break your bones,
But words can never hurt those who know the truth,
And can control their inner self.

Responsibility is what it takes to be free, & knowledge is the key.
Learn what it takes to think for yourself, & take responsibility for all your actions.
One takes place within the mind, and your actions take place in time.
There’ll come a time when you can’t do either, of that you can be sure of.
That’s the moment when we all get what we deserve, regardless what you believe.

Some may say you’ll have another day in the sun,
And others believe you must say God had a son, if you want to live forever.
In reality I don’t believe either of them, because I know what the truth is.

I’m not the Judge, and I’m not the God either, nor am I some sort of Guru.
I’m just a guy who tries to abide, but I know that nobody gets out of here alive.
I’m not worried about what comes next, because I’m not the ONE who’ll decide.

I’m not about to kill myself, and I’ll protect my life with your own,
But I know there’ll come a time when I'll die, & I try my best with the life I’ve got left.
I’m just a guy who knows my reason for being, and I thank ALLAH for blessing me so far.
WWJD, she’ll be getting up soon, so I’d better get busy doing something else now!

Peace be with you who know what the truth is,
And may the rest of you start asking the right questions,
if you don’t want to remain confused about what’s going on at the moment!

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
Virtually yours,
Jesus christ

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Jesus Christ!!! 'Tis Better to be Pissed Off . . .

. . . as opposed to being pissed on! One would think, would you not agree?



And when someone cuts the cheese,
does it always smell the same as it did the time before?

The words that we choose to use can confuse my friends,
If they begin to lose their true meanings,
& others make it up along the way.
While many deny that in reality truth exists,
There are those who know exactly what it means,
and have a reason for their happiness.

They take responsibility for all they think,
and everything that they do,
As they try to live by the golden rule.
They go with the flow, and they try to abide,
But we all get pissed off once in a while.

There’s no secret to why it happens,
When others try to take advantage,
And your good intentions were meant to make them happy.
But then again, I'm not tryin' to be mean my friend,
but that may be your problem all along.

If all you do, you do for others,
You’ll never know just what the truth is.
As you pursue your happiness,
You’ve gotta’ take the liberty to get what you desire,
Before the CHANGE finally overcomes you.

If you HOPE for a heaven on earth,
Or imagine a world forever at peace,
You’ve gotta’ find your peace of mind 1st,,
And stop dreaming of a world,
that only exists inside your head.

The truth that sets a being free,
Is all about responsibility, and knowledge is the key.
Take responsibility for all you think, and everything that you do,
And you just may discover your personal Nirvana,
before your flame gets extinguished.

But don’t even think, while you sit and meditate,
That there’s nothing to be gained from saying your prayers.
To tell you the truth, that’d be a lie my brother.

So reflect a bit, & say your prayers,
because in reality it hurts no one.
It just may please the ONE you love,
and the ONE you submit to,
when the end time comes.

What you do to pass the time,
is entirely up to you,
Unless of course you lie, cheat, or steal,
then Justice must prevail.

And if all you do is chase trivial pursuits,
You’ll never get what all mankind desires.

You may believe that you’ll never die,
Or that you’ll be saved when your life here ends,
But that’s a reality that will never happen,
So cherish every moment you have left.

The evidence is in & I’m here to say,
The truth can hurt, and that’s no lie,
But love can overcome the fear.

If you love the ONE that gave you life,
You’ll do what it takes to stay alive,
And protect the ones you love most dearly also.

It’s true that each one of you is an individual to the core,
But in reality we are people that like to socialize, the rich & the poor also.
The company you keep is up to you, but your family is flesh & blood.
And the collectives that we organize come in many sizes.

Some are gangs, and others are clubs,
but it includes companies & countries too,
But the religion that you came to know first,
was a choice made before your birth.

If all you do is what you’re told, you’ll never think it through for yourself,
And in the end you’ll get manipulated by those who HOPE for a little CHANGE.
That’s just the way it goes, when you believe in anything or nothing whatsoever.

If all you do is chase happy moments,
will you get pissed off when that moment comes to an end,
Or do you piss on the ONE who created, it all,
without thinking it through, my friend?

I HOPE you know, that when all is said & done,
You’ll be making that final CHANGE before you know it,
You may not like what happens next,
But you’ll get exactly what you deserve,
of that you can  be sure of.

Stop chasing gold and making rules, if you want to know the truth,
Start living by the golden rule, and the words in that book of yours.

Just don’t believe it’s all about me, for in reality it’s not.
I'm not here to save your butt, but I was circumcised shortly after birth.
I've been baptized twice, ordained a priest in these latter days,
And The International Fellowship of Christians & Jews,
have labeled me Mr. Jesus 2.3.

But in reality I’m a Muslim man, of that you can be sure of.
They’ve pushed the envelope with ‘The God of Abraham”,
chasing their profits of dollars & cents,
but wise men know it’s a waste of time,
& that ain’t no lie my friends.

You’d be better off if you try making sense of the Prophets of God,
And those who told the truth about the universe that we all share.
There’s a trinity of guys I know who essentially said the same thing,
But they did it all, at different places, in both time & space.

The words they used were different then,
but that’s the way it goes,
When space & time affect the place,
where the consciousness resides within you.

The light you see with your own two eyes, is what it is all about,
But what you perceive goes on in that space between your ears,
And don’t believe everything that you hear.
If you want to know the truth my friends,
you’ve gotta’ be there when it happens!

And that’s all I’ve gotta’ say in this epistle,
at this very moment.
Maybe in the next one,
I’ll discuss epistemology.
God Willing, of course!

With an everlasting Love,
Now & Forever Always,
Virtually yours, jesus christ