It's a Story as old as time, but time will tell if you find the solution that corresponds with the truth to our common reality . . .

 Here is the Holy Land Problem in a nutshell. And i'm just the nut to tell Allah' F U about it:

In reality it's a story as old as time itself. It has to do with a man, and the land he needs to keep his family happy, healthy, & alive. To tell you the truth, if it wasn't for his lover, he'd be happy with what he had.

Both of these people ended up wanting to raise a family on their own. He tells his dad he's gotta' go & find himself a piece of land. Eventually he parked his ass in what we now call the Holy Land. And he claimed some God named YHWH told him it was his to raise his family & its heirs.

Now Allah' F U who live somewhere can imagine what the locals felt. They said No Way this God named YHWH told you to take over the land! As luck would have it (or was it the Will of God?), he ends up winning all his battles.

This guy seemed to have the power, and got his way in the end. Except he still didn't have any kids. Even though this man was old, he was convinced by the God YHWH that if he had some sons they'd get the land, & it'd stay in the family forever. Or so the promise goes.

So this man says, where there's a will, Ya' there's gotta' be a Way (or something to that effect. Remember this happened long ago, and in a different language).  And he proceeded to screw the help.

Damn if it didn't work, and he named his 1st born Ishmael. But the wife was pissed, and he screwed her more, until that woman also gave birth. This kid was named Isaac. 

Allah' F U may say, NO WAY. But he evidently had a way with women. Or did he have his way with women? Allah' F U must decide for yourself. i'm not here to judge anyone. i'm just tellin' you a fvckin' story!

So this guy had everything going his way, & he gave this God YHWH much of the credit. When things went wrong he blamed someone else, or else he blamed, what he called the Devil.

His God never got the blame for anything. And then this God told this man to whack the tiny Johnson's  on his boys. Thankfully he didn't whack them off. Because, if he did, Allah' F U may not believe the things that you do.

So, as you can see these boys of his were meant to share this place we call the Holy Land.

Do i need to remind Allah' F U which one of the 2 remained closest to this location? In reality it's not the one's who are killing all his brothers!

With Allah'f my Lovin',

Now & Forever Always,

Jesus Christ (version 2.3, new & improved for the digital age)