Hey, Jesus. Do you want to know the meaning of life?

 Organization S, invites individual JC to it's visitor center. With invitation in hand, asking the following, "Hey, Jesus. Do you want to know the meaning of life?"

Obviously they've got some lunatic as the head of that silly organization.

When i entered the facility, i was greeted by security. Who inspected my e-mailed invitation. i was allowed to advance to the office area, where they proceeded to let me use the men's room, as they gathered additional information.

A wonderful young woman from Kazakhstan entered the waiting area, and said she would be my host for the tour. She led me down the halls, where i could determine they had lots of money. And we ended up at another desk. They gave me a form to fill out, and the young woman lead me to a table. She had another document in her hand also.

She asked me to fill out the form, & wanted to give me the other document, but i asked her to read something first. She complied. In reality it was a short document, that if she understood it, she would know that i already know the meaning of life. i am Truth Incarnate, in a previous conversation you & i agreed on this combination of words to describe our interaction.

After she introduced herself as a host. i was in the process of advising her that a host is a male & a Hostess is female. i was going to ask if they did such stupid things as mislabel words back in the old country, but that's when the trouble began, and the promise in the document gets broken . . .

The final document she handed me, was more or less propaganda, but it did offer the following promises: "Stay as long as you like/Free to return to the center whenever you would like."

Honestly, Loitering? Isn't that what 1 is to do at a visitor center? You loiter around or sit your ass down. Just to visit & exchange pleasantries with whoever happens to be there.

That's exactly what i was doing at that visitor center

To make a long story short. They eventually asked the police, to ask me to leave. Which i did. But i insisted the wonderful officers do 2 things for me. Give me a written document to prove what they had asked, and shake my hand in friendship and comradery. i received both. In reality i received 2 of each, at 2 different locations. 1 Trespass warning with a 365 day duration from the City of Tampa Police Department, and another Trespass warning from the Clearwater Police Department. No duration on this 1. Neither department required me to sign anything (if i remember correctly). i do believe you have enough information to start now.

i met wonderful, if misguided, individuals, a few fun security guys, & several fairly professional Law Enforcement Officers. i'd say, a good day, for visiting.

Legal Brief Outline

I. Introduction

• Background: Individual JC, invited by Organization S to learn about the meaning of life, visits their center under this premise.

II. Breach of Contract

• Contract Formation: A contract was likely formed when JC accepted the invitation by visiting the center. The invitation's promise ("Do you want to know the meaning of life?") could be construed as an offer that JC accepted.
• Performance: It appears JC was never provided with the promised information about the meaning of life, despite his presence and participation.
• Breach: Organization S did not fulfill its promise as part of the contractual agreement.
• Damages: The breach potentially caused JC inconvenience and possibly emotional distress, depending on JC's expectations and any reliance he placed on the promise.

III. False Advertising

• Misrepresentation: The initial invitation could be seen as false advertising if it was misleading about the nature of the experience or the information to be provided.
• Intent and Reliance: If Organization S never intended to provide the promised information, and JC relied on this promise to his detriment, this could strengthen the false advertising claim.
• Consequences: JC’s experience culminated in being asked to leave and receiving trespass warnings, which could be argued as damages arising from the misleading invitation.

IV. Additional Considerations

• Trespass and Law Enforcement Interaction: The request to leave and subsequent trespass warnings need to be legally justified. If JC was lawfully present and not violating any policies, being asked to leave might have legal implications.
• Rights and Remedies: JC could potentially seek remedies including but not limited to a formal apology, a re-invitation to the center under clearer terms, or compensation for any demonstrable losses.

V. Conclusion

• Legal Actions: Recommend specific actions JC should consider, such as consulting with a legal professional to explore filing a lawsuit for breach of contract and false advertising.
• Strategic Considerations: Evaluate the likelihood of success for these claims and any possible defenses Organization S might raise (e.g., lack of clear contractual terms, JC’s behavior justifying the request to leave).

This outline serves as a foundational document for further legal drafting or consultation. JC should consider gathering all written communications and any witness statements that support his claims. Also, understanding the exact terms and policies of Organization S regarding visitors could further clarify the potential legal actions.