Jesus Christ!!! & The Radio Promo!

This is it my Brothers, Sisters, Mothers, Fathers, Sons & Daughters, dudes & dudettes, Friends & fiends alike. . .
I truly am he, virtually Jesus Christ!
Who is known as Mr. Jesus 2.3 (representing "The God of Abraham"),
by the "International Fellowship of Christians & Jews",
Who receives his mail near Harman Geist Stadium.
Read it and weep, or google it & giggle,
see if I freakin' care what you do!

I'm a Muslim Master Mind who owns the domain virtuallyjesuschrist.com
and also a blog by the same name. I never asked the Rabbi to send me any mail,
but the truth to the reality is that the U.S. Government has done it for him.
Do you think they're both in on the scam?

Anyway, unemployment has turned me down. Partially because the lawyer for Sharp Corporation lied under oath. It's possible that the low life HR manager lied first, or could it be their lame ass CFO, who I thought was a friend. The dude spent some time with Design after Thanksgiving one year. Fate didn't make the trip, but that's where Design had come from.

Thank God this job opportunity has presented itself.
97.9X is the radio station I listened to for many years while I drove to work.
But I don't work in the drug trade anymore, and my conscience is clear!
Let's get this clear though, I'm no freakin' scientologist.
Those dudes take your money and leave you holding the cans!

Can you believe that shit? What about the one where GOD became a man?
In reality I used to believe that shit too, so don't feel bad that you've been fooled.
It happens to the best of us, and we all must learn our lessons.
I've learned all of mine, and I'm here to give you a peace of my mind.

In my mind GOD is Reason,
The reason for all things,
The All Knowing ONE,
The ONE that i call ALLAH.
Ash-hadu An laa Elaha Ella Allah

The Infinite Reality that was here before time began,
and will be there long after your sorry ass is gone!
I'm merely one insignificant smart ass know it all,
come to set things straight! Before it's too late!

I was nurtured in the womb of Gabrielle, not an angel, but she is my mother,
When I first saw the light of day, was the day that I was born,
the moment when any child is at it's purest form.
From that moment forward your fight to survive is really your own,
You have become an individual, but you must rely on others.
That is the absolute truth.
I HOPE you know that will never CHANGE,
until the day you die.
I was delivered to tell the truth to all mankind, and that is what I'm doing,
Islam simply means to submit to GOD's Will, and that is what I have done.
The Qur'an was delivered by the angel Gabriel, and it is the absolute true word of GOD.
Muhammad was the last prophet in a long line of many,
Peace be upon them all,
and my hope for you is peace also.
Muhammadun Rasulu Allah.
La hawla wala quwata illa billah.

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours, Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ!!! Do you think they C.A.I.R.?

All the information in this video, is part of the public record,
you can find the emails & phone number on the internet at the paper.
I'm not giving away any secrets, I'm just tellin' you all the truth.

You don't have to be a Muslim to understand what I'm doing.
I'm simply telling the truth to power, as I have a little fun.
I'm not the GOD by any stretch of the imagination,
and I'm not John Lennon singing that song!

If you don't want any religion, that is up to you,
but a world with no religion, is the same as a world with ONE.
At the moment there's all sorts of religion, so just get over it already.
If you HOPE for CHANGE in this world though, you can't just sit and do nothing.

I am an American through & through, even though I was born in Germany,
It's true that I'm a French citizen also, but in reality that shouldn't matter to you!
Unless you know the Da Vinci Code, and the premise of the story.
If you do, then you may think it coincidence, but in reality it's GOD's Will.

I've used my free will all of my life, and voted libertarian too,
If you want to be free you must do it yourself,
and what I mean is to take responsibility for all that you think & do!
That's what I've done all my life, and now I have peace of mind.
My actions are peaceful also, but in reality they may mess with your head.

C'est la vie, don't blame me, it's not my brain you see.
I'm just a man who knows what absolute truth is,
and I am married to the LOVE of my life.
She knows who I am, and what I'm not,
but she gave me a bone for Christmas,
it's just a piece of plastic that says "Good doG" on it.
I believe she may have been joking, but you may think what you want.

While I gore some sacred cows, why not read verse 15 in the 2nd chapter of the Qur'an?
If you're reading it in English, the words may change in each version,
that's just the nature of translations and the reason the Qur'an must remain pure in it's orginal Arabic.
I've got 2 different English versions and this is what they say:

"But God will turn the joke against them & allow them to sink deeper into evil & wander perplexed in their wickedness", translated by Ahmed Ali,

"Allah mocks at them & gives them increase in their wrong-doings to wander blindly", tranlsated by Dr. Muhammad Mohsin Khan.

And there you have it my brothers & sisters, friends and fiends. I'm not making this up. The joke is on every one of us, I'm just the voice doing the mocking. I am but a slave of Allah's doing what must be done. I know I'm not what anyone expected, but I didn't ask for this job! It was thrust on me like a bolt of lightening, and I'm just doing what I must!

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours, jesus christ

Jesus Christ!!! Bite My ASS!

Yo, Dude’s & Dudette’s how do you do?
Know that I’m doin’ just fine,
and I’m virtually jesus freakin’ Christ.
I can do no harm,
but you may feel a little pain.
C’est La Vie, and then you die.
Get over it already, or listen to the Doors.
As they sing “Nobody gets out of here alive”.
And now I will open the door to a new perception.
Dan the Man is Mr. Jesus 2.3,
I’ve been labeled this by the “International Fellowship of Christians & Jews”
Some Rabbi there keeps beggin’ for money,
but the man sent a gift and it was addressed to me,
And it said “The God of Abraham”.
I suppose when you’re running a money scam,
you’ll try anything to get rich!
That guy can just Bite my ASS!

And then there was the Priest who said some shit about Islam,
He produced a document labeled, "A Mohammedan Questions a Bishop".
I’ll tell you right now the guy must have been an Old Fart,
Nobody uses that term unless he wants to offend a Muslim!

And then I read the rest of the story,
About the Bishop Samonas of Gaza who had come to Jerusalem with a party!
Personally the guy can party all he wants,
I don’t even care where he dips his stick!
But the silly thing was what he tried to do,
Convince a thinking man,
who wasn't a jew,
into believing the bread was my flesh!

To tell you the truth, it isn’t my flesh the Bishop was talking about,
In reality the man was talking about jesus 1.0, not me, jesus 2.3
Do you know what I mean?

Anyway, he gave several silly metaphors, analogies, or simile,
To tell you the truth I don’t know the difference, but it was indeed silly.
I don’t give a shit what the Bishop had to say,
but I’ve got my reasons to laugh in his face!
I know many Catholics, in fact I raised my daughters as them,
While I was an agnostic, who knew what truth is!

To tell you the truth I asked the godmother if she’d bite me,
Just to see if she could tell me whether I tasted like the wafer.
I just couldn’t convince her to take that bite, but she was honest with me,
And she didn’t even lie!
She said of course the bread didn’t taste like flesh,
The thing only represents it.

So, I ask you this, is the godmother wrong,
or is the Bishop sick in the head?
I don’t know the Bishop,
but I do know the Godmother,
She isn’t my mother,
while her child isn’t really her own.
We go a long way back,
but LOVE knew the GodMother even longer than that!
Therefore, I’ll believe the lady before I believe the man,
Only because I know the bishop was tryin’ to fool that other man!

But no man can be fooled if he doesn’t want to be,
Unless he’s tryin' to get clear, holding some cans.
That’s not science, but it is scientology,
Those fools will do anything to make a quick buck.

In the mean time, most of us are just tryin’ to get by.
It’s called survival of the fittest, and I’ll defend my clan!I’m a Muslim Master Mind, but I was a Christian at one time.

In fact I was a priest in these latter days, and I was feelin’ just fine!
But I don’t remember if I felt that way one day,
the day I don’t remember is the day they snipped my skin,
fore what reason I didn’t know.
Hell, I’m still wondering why I was chosen for this show?

But here I am now, just tryin’ to make the best of what I know.
Do you think I’m joking, or do you believe I’m mocking you?
That’s for me to know, and you to find out!

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
Virtually yours, jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ!!! Timothy Leary's DEAD!

And Dennis Leary is a comedian.
One guy pushed drugs, and the other the envelope,
with some of his caustic opinions.

You may be leary of the things I say,
but that's why I provide documents as proof!
Mind you I didn't write any books,
but what kind of proof is that?
It's just some BS another man wrote,
and it doesn't matter what degree you have!

While you were manipulated words to get what you want, and feed your ego,
I was living my life with my wife, and raising a family too.
She's the Love in my Life,
and whatever you call the Deity is my Reason for being,
it's the reason you're here too!
I've got 2 daughters who I call fate & design,
and I've got good reason too!
you see the 1st one was conceived before we made the promise,
and the 2nd was a consious decision!
I got myself snipped from within, and that stopped the process.


when I was just a baby, they snipped my skin, but I didn't make that choice,
same thing when I was originally dipped into the water, again that wasn't my choice,
but I did it again when I was a teenager, and of course the choice was mine,
hell, I liked that gang so well, I even let myself get ordained!
Does that mean I'm still a priest, even though I've recited the Shahada?
I'll let you decide for yourself, for in reality it doesn't matter to me.
I'm just telling you the truth!


So, while you were living your life, I was living mine,
I may not have wrote any books, but Love & I have made many calendars,
they help Love to remember the past, because Love forgets the details.
Especially when she's angry!


Here is the latest in a series, it sums up our travels around the world.
On the cover you see LOVE & me, in reality we truly exist.
I'm Mr. Jesus 2.3, and have the documents to prove it.
I didn't make them up by my self,
like you did when you wrote your books.


In 12 simple pages it tells of a life shared with someone else.
It's not always easy to do such a thing, but I made a promise way back when.
I won't bother you with all the pics, but suffice it to say we got around.
We didn't always stay in the best hotels, but we always managed to have fun.


And now I'll change gears, and talk about the unknown,
because in reality you need to know the truth.
Nobody can know everything, but I'm a smart ass know it all!
What I know could fill a book, but I haven't written it yet.
what you know is in your head, and you can't know what's in mine!
Can you understand the truth of those words, or is your mind filled with shit?
It very well may be if you believe that nobody can know the truth!


let me just say I know a trinity that did, but all of them are dead at the moment.
I'm talking about Sid the guy many call Buddha, Jesus 1.0, and Mohammad,
peace be upon those peaceful beings, and peace be with you also.


All they were trying to do you fool, is give you peace of mind!
I've got a peaceful easy feeling, and all my actions are peaceful,
If I get you mad, I've done it on purpose, it's suppose to help you think.


What do you think art is meant to do? make money for the artist?
In reality the best had to starve first, before they aroused emotions.
To tell you the truth that's all I'm doin' and I do it because I can.


you see, I know what the truth is and it's set me free,
in reality it feels like Nirvana.
and now to the dictionary so you can see, I don't make this shit up.
I know how to read, understand, and follow directions, do you believe anything anything at all?


First I want to start with freedom, because it's what America is suppose to be about. And here is what you will find!
{click the link}
the next word on the list is truth,
and here this is what it is:
{click the link}
and then the final word in this trinity,
is the word reality:
{click the link}


Did you understand any of that, or are you still confused?
Words do mean something you see, unless you make up the meanings as you go along!
I don't make any shit up, I simply manipulate words to have fun.
Sorry if that gets you upset, but in reality you are not me.
I'm happy as shit when I do it,
and to tell you the truth,
I never hurt you.
You've hurt yourself with the nonsense that you believe, and then you think it's my fault.
Personally I don't even know you, you fool. so why should I even care?


If you cared about the world you see,
you wouldn't do the silly things that you do!
Oh well, c'est la vie, and then you die.
in reality it's unavoidable.
What happens next is anybodys guess,
To tell you the truth, it's the great unknown!
I never worried myself with what I didn't know,
and if you don't watch TV you won't know many things, and most of it is lies!


The stuff that's made of facts isn't even the truth,
because the power that be put them together with their own agenda.
I HOPE you know I don't have one of my own, and you can't CHANGE that.

All of you who like your statistics, here is some for you:
there's about 2.5 billion of you who believe some guy can be GOD,
but there's many more who know it's a lie,
who do you think is getting fooled?

and then we look at those who believe nothing,
those who call themselves atheist.
In reality they almost don't even exist,
so I'll just ignore those fools.

There's a sizeable number of honest folk,
who know they can't know it all.
Those are the agnostics in the world,
I was one for many years.


In reality there's a group that is even less significant,
but they think they've been chosen.
Look at the chart and you will see that the jews amount to nothing!
I'm not making this shit up, it's the light on the screen.
They're like a street gang you see,
they manage to project more power than their numbers amount too.
I wonder why that is?
They've been chosen, and we all know that,
but they're still around.
I'm not Hitler, and I'm not GOD,
one is dead and the other isn't.
who's fault is it when you die?
or even if you get fried?


Don't blame me, and don't call me,
some sort of anti-semitic.
I've got lots of semitic friends,
and most of them are Muslims.
but a few are indeed Jews!
Get over yourself already,
and join the human race.


You aren't anyone special,
and I'm just an insignificant nothing,
when compared to the Infinte Reality!


I didn't choose this truth tha I tell,
in reality it just popped into my head.
now I'm compelled to get it out,
just like that trinity of fella's.
Buddha, jesus 1.o, and Mohammad also.
Peace be upon all three of them,
and peace be with you also!


With an everlasting Love,
Now, & forever Always,
virtually yours, jesus christ!

Jesus Christ!!! It's just a freakin' name!

This is a bit shorter than the last few ones were.
Does that make you happy or sad?
In reality I don't care.
I do what makes me happy,
and I do it peacefully.
If you can't figure it out,
I might as well apologize now.

A conversation is a transaction between two people,
where we barter our words!
The seller is the teller,
as the buyer listens along,
if they can't agree on what they share,
they'll never get along!
Sorry if you don't like what I'm selling,
but in reality you don't have to buy it.
I'm only giving you the gift of truth,
what you do with it, is up to you!

The names that we use to call each other,
were originally given to us by our father & Mother.
My mother's name is Gabrielle, and I was nurtured in her womb.
I didn't want to come out at the time, so the doctors had to pull!
I was delivered, and now I'm here, tellin you all the truth.
The Nobel Qur'an was delivered by an Angel, whose name was Gabriel.

Do you think it's a coincidence or God's Will,
That the true word of GOD was delivered by the Angel Gabriel,
and jesus christ was delivered from the womb of Gabrielle?
virtually speaking of course!

To tell you the truth, my name is Daniel Harold,
and both those words mean something!
Daniel was a Prophet of the old testament,
who interpretted dreams.
I don't interpret your dreams though,
I'm tryin' to pull you out of it!

It really doesn't matter if I succeed,
I'm havin' fun anyway.
That may be my reward in this life,
I don't know where I'll end up when I'm dead!

You see, I'm not the Judge by any stretch
of your imagination, or your dreams.
GOD is my only Judge,
and that's another meaning for Daniel.

And then we go to Harold,
who led a great Army,
but the word means something else,
and I'm doing it right now!
What's that you say, you don't have clue?
Well, what it means is to Proclaim.

Love isn't fond of how I do it,
But I love her still!

In reality I've got one more name,
and I received it in the mail.
The U.S. government did it for them,
and some Rabbi wants my money!
The "International Fellowship of Christians & Jews",
has labeled me Mr. Jesus 2.3,
and they've got the balls to call me,
The GOD of Abraham.
Do they know what the hell that means?

I know I'm no GOD, and nobody is,
that is the absolute truth.
If you think that GOD is within,
you're full of the ultimate conceit!

ALLAH is the Infinite Reality,
without a beginning or end.
you're just some finite being,
and you're here for a very short moment!

Why not try to do it right,
before it's all too late.
If you don't know what I'm talking about,
why not get your head out of your ass!

Take responsibility for what you think & do,
and then you'll truly be free.
In reality it's a feeling not unlike Nirvana,
but Buddha ran away from it all to find it!

If you submit to GOD's Will,
you will see that you don't need to run.
You'll have peace of mind, and your actions will be peaceful,
unless you don't do it right!
C'est la vie and then you die,
do you wonder what happens next?

it's probably not what you're expecting,
if you can't be honest with yourself today!
I'm not the judge so I can't say a thing,
but I know we all must die.
You have a wonderful life, while you're still alive!

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours, jesus christ

Jesus Christ!!! Brother can you spare a dime?

And so the time has come for me to lay the cards on the table,
I’m not a gambling man, and this isn’t a bet, it’s simply a business proposition.
You see I’m not working, and the Law is after me, and Love wants more money.
I’m simply doing what I please, while I attempt to please ALLAH,
And perfect my practice of Islam.
I’m jesus Christ in the virtual world,
But in reality I’m Mr. Jesus 2.3.
The International Fellowship of Christians & Jews has labeled me as such.
They added the line, “The GOD of Abraham”, but to tell you the truth I’m not the Deity.
I’m not even divine, but I have been ordained a Priest.
Does this mean I’m a Christian Guy in these latter days?
Before you jump to conclusions,
know that my foreskin’s been trimmed.
Do you think they did it for cleanliness,
Or do you believe that I’m a Jew?

The Truth is that I’m a Muslim Man and I’ve tested as a master mind.
I’ve mastered my mind, and my actions are peaceful, as I explain the truth to you.

I was nurtured in the womb of Gabrielle, not an angel, but she is my mother,
The Qur’an was delivered by the Angel Gabriel to the last Prophet Mohammed,
Peace Be Upon Him, but also everyone, for that is what everybody wants.
I was delivered to tell the truth to the world about our common reality.

Ash-hadu An laa Elaha Ella Allah,
wa Ash-hadu anna Muhammadan Rasulu Allah.

Before we go any further, seek guidance from ALLAH right now.

What I’m about to tell you is the strategy as I’ve figured it out at the moment,
But as I gain knowledge the tactics may change.

I HOPE you know it’s the Will of GOD, that causes this to happen.
I do this of my own free will, and you must decide for yourself.

Seek guidance from the Noble Qur’an, ALLAH, and then the Hadiths.
Do it in that order and then ask whoever you want.

If you don’t think the Qur’an is from GOD, then seek guidance directly from HIM,
But don’t believe everything you read in the scripture you think is true,
In reality they’ve been compiled and changed over time.
And that is the absolute truth.

Check out all of my online content, the text & the videos.
They are the light on the computer screen, and I’m Jesus Christ.

Every word that you read, or what you see & hear,
was true when it was recorded.
The only thing that’s changed over time is how people have reacted,
And what they’ve done to me.

In reality I didn’t do anything to them,
Except tell them the truth!

If somebody with deep pockets could help me out with this,
We could make quite a splash, and mess with people’s minds!
Just don’t think I’m the new messiah.

I’m no superman, I’m just dan the man, doin’ what I desire.

I verify all I’ve said is true, and I’ve got the documents to prove it.
If they aren’t in my own possession, they’re part of the public record!

Don’t ask me to swear on the Christian Bible, cuz’ I’m a Muslim you see.
You’ll have to trust what I tell you, or do the research yourself!

With an Everlasting love,
Now & Forever Always,
Virtually yours,
Jesus Christ

If you want to try and get in touch with me you can find me all over the internet.
I’ve got my face in the book as Daniel H. McFarling, and also as jesus twopointthree,
And then there’s MySpace in virtual reality, and that’s where I’m jesus 2.3.
Otherwise get on with your life, you never know when it will end,
Are you ready for what happens next?

If you want to Discover what I’m talkin’ about and you don’t have any money,
Try contacting my cousin you see, and tell her you want to know the truth.
I’ve already done it several times, but she’s not talking to me at the moment.
C’est la vie, and then we die.
In reality I’m quite patient.
I’m just killin’ time until that moment arrives.
Do you know which one I mean?

Jesus Christ!!! Whose year is it anyway?

This is the first day of the rest of your life,
and the first day of the year according to the Gregorian calendar.
There was a different one before that but it was less accurate,
that's how it goes with man made concepts.
Just like the names we give for GOD.
The Infinite Reality that was here before time began.

And what about that big bang also,
Was anybody there to see it happen?
If you believe that is true, then what do you think about me?

I'm Jesus Christ in the virtual world, but in reality I'm Mr. Jesus 2.3.
The International Fellowship of Christians & Jews have even called me "The God of Abraham".
Now isn't that Grand! To tell you the truth, I'm just Dan the Man a smart ass know it all.

GOD is the ALL Knowing ONE, the Creator of it ALL, and the Reason for everything.
I'm just an insignificant being, like everyone else, trying to survive in this world.
As luck would have it (or was it God's Will?) I survived another year.
To tell you the truth I've got peace of mind, although I lost my job last year.
On top of that some jerk had the balls to charge me with harassment also!
Do you believe they'll crucify me, or do you think I'll get off without any punishment?
It's only a matter of time before they decide what they're going to do.
Do you know what will happen when your time is up?
Don't ask me I'm not the Judge, I'm just the guy telling the truth!

In reality i'm not worried about anything, cuz' I've put my trust in the hands of GOD.
I've got a few tricks up my sleave before I give up the ghost! Do you know what that means?
That doesn't mean I believe in ghosts, but it does mean something else.
To tell you the truth I'm a Father & a Son, but I've never been a ghost!
Mary is the Godmother, but she isn't mine.
Do you think it's Fate or Design?
And what about the Love of my Life?
Do you even know what Love is?

While I'm virtually jesus christ, who is also a Father,
my father is a man who knows Destiny & her Child.
His name is Clay, but he isn't a gollum.
He's just a little boy starting his life.

God breathed life into clay long ago,
and that first man was named Adam, I want you to know.
Not that it matters what what the guy's name was,
the fact still remains there had to be a first one!
And then the race was on.

Do you believe it's almost over, or do you think nothings going on?
I know what the absolute truth is,
and what it is,
is that everything's fine.

If you can't see that,
maybe you've got a problem coping with reality!

I'm Jesus Christ in this space & time, and I'm a Muslim Master Mind!

Asalam Alaykum,
but never forget Allahu Akbar!

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours, Jesus Christ