Monday, February 14, 2011
Jesus Christ!!! What day is it anyway?
On This day, I'm not going to share the Love of my Life,
but I will share this little poem with you:
When I think of Love, I think WWJD, because in reality Joan is my wife.
I try to please her every day, but we can't always get what we want.
I still love her anyway, and she says that she loves me too.
We've got 2 daughters, who I call Fate & Design, in virtual reality.
To tell you the truth Mary is the godmother, but in reality she isn't mine.
do you think that it's fate or Design? BTW, today is her birthday also.
I wasn't born on the 4th of July, but I am an American man.
To tell you the truth I'm a French citizen too
(do you remember the Da Vinci Code?),
but in reality I was born in Germany.
A trinity of countries wouldn't you agree?
To tell you the truth I wasn't born on the night before Christmas.
In reality I was born on the day before Halloween.
I HOPE you don't believe I'll CHANGE into a ghost,
those beings aren't real, Holy or otherwise.
I'm just Dan the man, who is a father & son,
but in reality I'm virtually jesus christ.
You see, I own the domain, & maintain the website,
hell, I've even got a blog - I think that makes me freakin' him!
Do you think I did it of my own free will,
or do you believe GOD's Will had a hand in it?
In reality I don't give a shit what you think or believe,
because I know what the truth is,
and you can be sure of that, even if I don't have a clue!
It just struck me one day like a blunt object, okay!
If you don't like my blunt talk, go smoke a blunt,
but know that I'm havin' fun while I kill some time.
I HOPE it don't cost too much CHANGE,
for you all to get a piece of the action.
I've got peace of mind and my actions are peaceful,
and I HOPE to get a piece this very day,
but I've got to Let It Be, and not let my Imagination go wild.
Whatever will be, will be, and Insha-Allah, we'll go visit some friends.
With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually jesus christ
ps: Why not join us on the peace train?