Jesus Christ!!! Gurus, Prophets, & GOD

Don't great me with Namaste because in reality it's meaningless,
It's something a guru would say, or somebody who doesn't know the truth.
Divine was a drag queen who ate shit in the movies,
If you think man can be a Divine Being,
somebody has been feeding you the same thing the queen ate on screen!
It's the Ultimate Conceit to think that GOD resides within you,
The Infinite Reality is the GOD that created you, and everything else.
Here before time began, & there after it ends.

We are all finite beings who were born to die.
We don't create anything, but we do perpetuate the species.
Unless you make love to your own gender.
I'm not tryin' to tell you what to do,
But in reality I'm tellin' you the truth!

Gurus come from India, and so did Buddha,
I respect Sid more than the Gurus 'cuz he understood reality.
In reality nobody is a GOD, and GOD isn't Love.
Pain & suffering is ever present, so don't try to hide this reality,
I HOPE you know you can't CHANGE this truth,
Not Barak Obama, not even the Republicans!

It's all God's Will, will you understand what this means?
Will it be to late for you in the end?
or will you start to get with the program?

Not that it matters much to me,
what ever will happen,
will happen regardless of what you do.

But if you want peace of mind, this is what you should do:
Take responsibility for all that you think, and all your actions too.
If you want to have a clue about what's gonna' happen,
Take a moment from your precious time,
And read the Noble Qur'an!

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours, Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ!!! Give thanx to ALLAH!

Just a little Thanxgiving message sent out to all the world. I don't believe we need all the borders, but in reality they are all still there. Do you reckon it's time to do what's right, and submit to GOD's Will.
If you will do this, ALLAH guarantees you'll have peace of mind.
You can't just say that you've done it though, for you must believe it's true. If you think about it for just a short moment, and gain the right knowledge, you should reach the correct conclusion. It's just a matter of using your brain, and reasoning it all through. With a little logic, you may begin to know the truth.

If you can't think it through, then why not just go with the flow? There's no reason to argue with the truth, because it's just a lost cause! I'm no crazy person, and I'm not even wild. I don't lie to anybody in this world, and I cannot lie about GOD.

GOD is ALLAH, that Infinite Reality, that was here before time began. The Spirit in the Sky will be here still, after it all ends! If you can't figure it out all by yourself, then why not read a book. Make sure the one that you choose, is in reality the word of GOD.

The Qur'an was delivered by an Angel named Gabriel, and it is the absolute word of GOD;
I was nurtured in the womb of Gabrielle, no angel, but in reality my mother!
I was delivered into this world to tell you all the truth.
The last guy who used the name of Jesus was turned into a GOD by men.
I'm just Dan the Man, who goes by many names.
The "International Fellowship of Christian & Jews" have ordained me Mr. Jesus 2.3.
They think I'm 'The God of Abraham', which in reality is quite funny.
I'm not the GOD, I just represent the Deity, the same as Jesus 1.0.

1.0 was indeed a prophet, but he wasn't the last one.
That unique distinction belongs to Mohammad (PBUH),
the Greatest man there ever was!
I'm just 2.3 you see, a Muslim Master Mind.
If all these words are messin' with yours,
well that's not my problem - it's yours!

Nevertheless, I HOPE you have a wonderful day, and God Willing that won't CHANGE tomorrow.
I'm not the guy offering you hollow slogans, those guys are politicians. Do you reckon they're doin' everything for you, or in reality is it all about them? Just a little food for thought, on this Thanxgiving Day.
Don't forget to give thanx to ALLAH, or whatever you call the Deity. Just remember there's only ONE, and you aren't one yourself. We are just insignificant beings, trying to survive in this world. If you want more than than, then you must desire what you need. If you Submit to the Will of GOD, ALLAH promises you peace of mind! I know that is the truth that sets the mind free! It's almost like Nirvana, and actually feels like teen spirit! You just feel forever young!

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours,
Jesus Christ

Will you listen to REASON?

I don't know if I've posted this video on this blog before this moment. In reality it doesn't matter if i did, just pretend this is it's second coming! As you know I'm jesus christ in virtual reality. The "International Fellowship of Christian & Jews" have ordained me Mr. Jesus 2.3. The U.S.P.S. has aided them in this cause. I wonder if they understand I'm here for everyone else!

I'm talkin' 'bout everyone who is just tryin' to survive. If you're one of those who think there's more, are you sure what you believe is true? I'm not the new Messiah, and I ain't no superman. I'm simply your friendly Muslim Master Mind, come to tell humanity the TRUTH!

I know I'm not what you expected, hence this old youtube video for you. You don't have to look at my hairy face, just listen to the voice of REASON. In reality the video is short, so be patient and pay attention. You just may notice there's another voice, and that one isn't mine.

To tell you the truth, the PR man in reality is named Will.
He claims to be some Atheist guy, but he agreed there's a Universal Truth.
Does that mean he doesn't know what an atheist is, or doesn't understand what he's saying?
If you think real hard for a moment or two, maybe you'll understand what's going on!

If you still can't figure it out my friend, might I suggest you read a good book?
The book I'm thinkin' of suggesting to you is a book that contains the true word of GOD.
If you think that by suggesting you read it, I'm tryin' to convert you,
you've got another thing coming my friend.
I'm just trying to expose you to what's really in the world,
and you cannot deny that its out there!

Close your eyes, and your ears, since you're mind is closed already,
Unless of course you're ready to read the Noble Qur'an.
I commend you for your wise judgement.
Carry on, and read it real closely,
and then contemplate a little bit.

If you're honest with yourself & truthful,
you're bound to understand what reality is all about!
Just take responsibility for all that you think & do,
and try to cooperate with your fellow humans.
It ain't a race, I HOPE you know, and nobody can CHANGE that.
We're all born into this world, and then we die.
Nobody gets out of here alive!
Give all your praise to ALLAH, that you're still alive and reading this!

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours,
Jesus Christ

(but some know me as Dan the man!)

Jesus Christ!!! At your BECK & CALL

Dudes & dudettes, and boyz & girlz too,
This is Jesus Christ once again!
Can you see the light on your computer screen?
It's Me, Mr. Jesus 2.3.
I'm not 'The God of Abraham', but I do represent the Deity.
I'm your friendly Muslim Master Mind, and I HOPE that you don't mind,
I call God ALLAH, and you can't CHANGE that truth, I'm afraid!

Are you afraid of what may happen next, now that I've reappeared?
or does it freak you out my friend that I'm a Muslim man?
It doesn't seem to bother my Muslim friends, cuz' they've been expecting me.
In reality my dear sweet Sister Risda, calls me Uncle Iesa.
That's Arabic for Jesus, and I'm sure you know what Uncle means.

I'm not the man from uncle though, that guy was some sort of spy.
To tell you the truth, I've laid out my life in virtual reality.
If ever we 've met on this journey we call life,
know that I apologize for any strife,
that you think I may have caused.

And now on to that guy called Beck, do you know which one I mean?
I'm not talkin' 'bout that great guitarist, but I am talking about a scatterbrain.
I'm not talkin' 'bout a ONE word Beck, but I do think the guys a loser.
Mind you he's got lots of money, but does he really have peace of mind?

The Beck I'm callin' out at this moment, is the Glenn boy who plays with the Fox.
He's a Mormon man, & I was too. Hell, I was even ordained a priest!
But it didn't take me long to figure out the truth that no man can be a GOD.
That's when I declared myself an Agnostic, cuz' I would never deny what I don't understand.
But there came a time in my life when I discovered my true reason for being here.

I was nurtured in the womb of Gabrielle, no angel, but she is my Mother,
The doctors had to pry me out of there, but I was indeed delivered into this world.
Now I'm here to tell the truth, and I have submitted to the Will of GOD.
The Qur'an was delivered by a real angel, whose name was Gabriel.
The man the book was delivered to, was in fact GOD's last Prophet.
Peace be upon all God's Prophets, but I ask ALLAH for peace on you too.
Know that I've got peace of mind, and peaceful intentions for everyone on the planet.

Glenn Beck has some of it right you know, but in reality he's in it for the money.
Why else would the guy declare himself a Libertarian,
& support that puppet Sarah Palin?
She's cute enough to want to do, but I wouldn't want her for my wife.
Don't even ask me anything else about that crazy woman - she's bad for the country!

My wife is the LOVE in my life, and GOD is our reason for being.
ALLAH is the Infinite Reality, and we are the Deity's finite beings.
The Infinite Reality was here before time began, and will be there after it ends.
All of us spend a very short moment living on this planet.
There's very little time to accomplish what it is you're here for.

Glenn Beck is so damn busy making loads of money,
He hasn't taken enough time to study the right things,
and he doesn't know what the HELL the truth is!
In reality it's all about survival, & the pursuit of happiness.

Sid was a prince who ran from his wealth & family to discover Nirvana.
He never looked back, and all he did was talk, talk, & talk some more,
it started a worldwide movement.
All you Buddhists out there, don't forget to remember this:

He never chased the dollar my friends, nor did he vote in any elections - he wasn't part of that mob!
You could say that everybody who doesn't vote, has accepted the truth about reality.
Just like Buddha did, they know that nothing ever changes,
And they accept things just the way they are!

When I was in my twenties, I almost went to Thailand.
My mind was thinkin about becoming a Buddhist monk,
and my groin was thinking of the ladies over there,
I had heard they were quite easy!

But I had restarted a relationship, with the Love of my life.
She was raised a Catholic girl, and I was still an Agnostic.
Eventually Fate came into the light, but we got married before that moment.
I've never really planned for much of anything in this world,
I've just always done what I wanted.

When we decided to bring a life in this world,
I had to take some responsibility for more than myself.
Love wanted more than that, I said no, but it happened anyway, that's just the way it goes.
Election day in '84, was the first time that Love ever voted,
It was also the day that our Design first saw the light.
Mary is the Godmother, but she isn't mine. Okay?
She's Designs, and that is the honest to GOD TRUTH!

Now Love is an angel, but only in my mind, just like my mother Gabrielle.
Both of them occupy the physical world, but real angels are conceptual.
Jinns are conceptual beings too, they were created from the fire.
In reality I've got three Jean's in my life, all of them physical beings.

One is Love's twin, who thinks that GOD is a man named Jesus,
and she believes she just has to say it.
In her mind she thinks there's nothing else to do.
Do you think she'll get whats comin' to her?
And what about you my friends?

Another Jean was Love's mother, and we cared for her many years.
She was a bitter woman, a Catholic martre unto the end.
She blamed everyone but herself, for the miserable life she led.
She spent the last week of her life in a catotonic state.
Not unlike that buddhist fellow sitting under the Bodhi tree.

What do you think I saw in her eyes? In reality it depends on your perspective.
She was either sad as she reflected on a bitter life, or she was afraid of going to hell.
She certainly didn't look like a person, who thought she was going to heaven!
What do you think you'll have on your mind, as that dreadful moment approaches?

The third Jean in my life was a woman I screwed when I was young.
She was studying to be a lawyer, and she was cheating on her second husband.
I'll let your mind wander a bit, and figure out what it all means!

What all this means is that I'm not a god, I'm just a simple man.
I've tested as a master mind, and I've figured out the meaning of my life.
Once again let me tell you, that I'm here to tell the TRUTH.
The Noble Qur'an is absolutely the word of GOD,
And within it's pages you'll discover how to live a fulfilling life.

It's all about a society that was falling apart,
And how to behave regardless of what's goin' on around you.
It also tells how to keep a society from collapsing,
which is happening with ours right now!

If you don't want history to repeat itself,
You shouldn't bother with any tea parties.
It's just filled with angry people who don't know what's going on.
They want the government to do something to save them,
but they don't want it to pay for it themselves!

I've been voting my entire life, and I've been voting Libertarian.
It's the only party in the land with any principles, and they don't care if you party a bit.
The priniciple in reality is quite simple my friends.
It's called peaceful coexistence.
You do whatever you damn well please, & let me do the same!

If you can't handle all that freedom, then all you need to do,
Is submit to God's Will at this very moment,
And follow the rules laid out in the Noble Qur'an.
You could study true Buddhism if you want to reach Nirvana.
I HOPE you'll remember the truth that never CHANGES,
that pain & suffering are a part of this world,
you'd never know what happiness is without something to compare it to.

So don't even think that the State can eleviate what in reality is part of nature.
God isn't nature, but ALLAH created it - it's that Infinite Reality again!
Take responsibility for your physical well being, and your conceptual reality too!

If you think that there's something wrong in this world, know that it's all in your head.
If you want to try and fix the thing, you've gotta' do it yourself, or ask somebody for help.
Don't ask the government to do anything, cuz' everything it does is coercion.
To tell you the truth, the state shouldn't do much, if it's dedicated to Freedom.
Defend our borders, administer justice, and teach it's citizens the truth.
If we all get some sort of common education that binds us as a people,
We'll start to understand each other, and discover what true freedom is.

I HOPE you understand that this will never CHANGE, it's just the nature of the beast.
I'm not Barak Obama offering you hollow slogans, I'm the new Jesus Christ.
I'm no prophet, nor am I seeking profits, I'm just tryin' to survive & tell the truth.
Mohammad (PBUH) was GOD's last Prophet,
I'm simply a Muslim Master Mind, tryin' to support my family and being honest.
Fate & Design are now on their own, but Love still wants more.
If you can come up with a way for me to satisfy Love,
I'd be grateful until the day I die, but I don't dread that final moment.
The only thing that I dread, is what will happen on the Day of Judgement,
cuz' I'm not the Judge, and neither are you, so stop judging everyone.

Now you don't have to believe in anything, it's your right while you're still alive.
You can take your chances in this space & time, cuz' when you're done it doesn't matter.
There's nothing else you can do about it after you've kicked the bucket!
I HOPE you understand the truth that I've just told you, cuz' you can't change it in the end.
Not even if you think you'll be reincarnated. Get that through your little head!

Have Glenn Beck contact me, or Howard Stern, or maybe that fool Bill Maher.
I'll talk to any one of those goons, and make their heads spin!
Now's the time for me to tell you where I live,
but Love doesn't want me to give you all the details, so you'll have to figure it out yourself.

I'll tell you that my mind is close to a stadium, but in reality sports is a distraction to my mind.
The stadium that's close to my heart is named Harman Geist, he's some dead guy.
Google it and take a sightseeing trip. Can you see the light and the image at the same time?
The image you see was provided by the eye in the sky,
But do you think the Spirit in the sky had anything to do with it?
I know that ALLAH controls everything, and that GOD is the ALL KNOWING ONE.
If you can't handle that truth my friend, then you can sit on the image and rotate!

Now get on with your life, and thing about what you've just read, and try to figure it all out.
Call me crazy, or even a poet, I don't give a damn what you think.
Just know that I am no liar, and I have proof for everything, And ALLAH in reality is GOD!

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours,
Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ!!! Once Again tellin' you the truth!

Today is November 20th, and look what came in the mail.
I didn't ask for the mission I've been given, but the Rabbi is asking for money.
Couldn't he be doing something else, besides begging from this Muslim Master Mind?

To tell you the truth, I don't think he's paying attention,
While he's tryin' to get a payday from me.
Maybe he should open his mind to discover what true freedom is.

The truth to the reality is that there's always poor people,
and those that get hurt and abused.
If this truth bothers you, there are 2 things you can do.
Stop believing everything you hear in the media & from the government.
Start doing something for the ones that you love, and the people in your neighborhood.

Don't worry about a thing, cuz' it'll all work out - in reality it's God's Plan.
When you want to do more than this, then cooperate with others, & try to be nice if you can.
When you ask the government, they'll take somebody's money, & use force. Is that what you really want?
If you don't want to be forced to do something yourself, then why would you force others to do it for you?

If we all work together for one common goal, there is still room for indivuality.
In reality it's called the division of labor, and you find it with any organization.

I'm just the guy who's suppose to lead the charge as the end of time comes near.
Sorry if I'm not the guy you expected,
but then I didn't know I was him until a short time ago.
Do you understand what this all means?
I don't think the "International Fellowship of Christians & Jews" understands what they've been doing.

They've been furthering ALLAH's Plan to spread the Truth about Islam, & I'm havin' fun helpin' out.
Once the others understand what the truth is about, They'll stop raging against the machine
and start building a new society, without the aid of the government!
Isn't that what it's all about, when you want to be free?

You've still got to submit to something else, like clicking the button on the screen.
Once you've clicked the submit button, you will get what's comin' to you.
That peaceful easy feeling that comes from keeping it all in balance,
and acknowledging that you aren't the only one around,
and that there is indeed a GOD - and it isn't me or you.

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours,
Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ!!! Who's got the gas?

Here's a message for my Buddhist friends, and that guy who's name was Sid.
I HOPE this sublime message I've sent, doesn't CHANGE your mind about me.
Just like Sid, we're both only men, so was jesus 1.0. Do you understand?

Tosh.0 is a man too, but he's a zero in my mind.
I'm Dan the man & jesus 2.3 & I prefer Tosh the dread, and that man is dead.
We all will be there soon, so don't worry about what will surely happen.

I prefer the song that Peter sang, that one about a Razor!
Do you dread what I'm about to say?
Just so you know I was a Sharp Cracker for years, before they "severed our relationship".
That Deutsch-man didn't sever my head, and neither did my cuz'
when she severed our friendship in the book with all the faces.

If you want to Discover what it all means, then you should read the right book or crawl to the coffeeshop.
If you want to have a peaceful easy feeling, then follow the rules & submit to God's Will.
Will you believe me when i tell you it's quite easy?

In reality I am telling you the truth.
Maybe the lie is in your mind, or you are tryin' to imagine something that isn't real.
Do you really know what happens when you're gone?
In reality you won't know where you're going until you see the Judge.

I'm not HIM, i'm just me, Mr. Jesus 2.3.
The "International Fellowship of Christians & Jews" says so.
Do you think they're all liars, or just mixed up in the head.
If you think I'm the Liar, you've got another thing comin'. When do you think it will hit you?

Please don't tell my you know what the truth is, unless you agree with everything I say.
In reality if you can do this, then you can do something else,
and Vote Libertarian for Freedom & Responsibility.

You do know that Sid ran away from one, while searching for the other, and eventually sat under a tree.
If he did that in New York City my friends, they'd probably lock him up,
thinkin' he was crazy & needing help.
That's what happens when people don't mind their own business, while others are acting peacefully.
If this message is too blunt for you, you should just smoke one instead,
and enjoy your life before you are dead.
You do know that moment will arrive soon? And nobody gets out of here alive.
So why worry about it at all - you can't stop the truth.
Do you think you can stop me & my family?

I'm talkin' 'bout my brothers & sisters in Islam who have truly submitted to God's Will.
Don't ask my why they do what they do, because in reality the Reason is in their mind,
and they have ALLAH on their mind until the end of time.
I'm not the one who'll be judging them, so I won't pass judgement at the moment,
but know that killing oneself is a great sin,
cuz' you're ending life on purpose, & in reality not defending anyone.

I'll defend my life any way I can, because living is certainly what we're here for.
If you can't believe that, then go kill yourself & try to come back & tell us what you saw.
Do you really think that you can do that?

I know I wasn't here before, but I do know my destiny,
cuz' I understand history, the truth, & reality, and there is a thing called pre-destiny.
Don't ask me about reincarnation though, because i know it's not real,
& I can't remember shit before i was born.
If you tell me you do, I'll say you're talkin' shit, and laugh at you for a moment.
I HOPE this doesn't offend you, but know the truth will never CHANGE.
It just gets explained using different words & different languages by Prophets, & maybe some Gurus.
Now is the time for all true believers to to turn to the true Universal Religion.
Love has problems understanding time, cuz' Love is just an emotional being,
who doesn't in reality know what she wants,but I love her just the same.
I never ran from my family you see,
do you think the reason was Fate or Design?
It was probably both, & also Love, but it was also me going with the flow.

If you do the same, and take responsibility for all that you think & do,
then you may have a peaceful feeling like me,
and know that what you do is always peaceful even if it angers you.
That anger is confusion at the lies you tell yourself,
When you deny the reality of TRUTH.

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours,
Jesus Christ

the Muslim Master Mind, who has mastered his mind,
but in reality is ALLAH's soldier & slave, doin' it peacefully.
I'm not Superman, but I may be messin' with your mind, especially if you don't believe I exist.
I'm no existentialist, nor am I a ghost, but I am a father & a son.
The Infinite Reality is another way to define that concept that is in reality ALLAH.

Jesus Christ!!! Who was that eerie messenger?

I’ve just received an eerie message from the state my mind is in.It had to do with the job I had in another town, while working in the drug trade.

The messenger said I will do battle in Bethlehem,
but he didn’t know when that would begin.

He was only a man, and that is all that I am.
Mind you, I’m a smart ass, know it all,
but  nobody is the ALL Knowing ONE,

For that being is ALLAH, the Infinite Reality.
You can call HIM GOD if you want,
 for it is indeed the same Deity,
whether you believe me or not.
I am simply telling you the truth about reality, and in reality I am no liar.
Love demands everything at once, and doesn’t understand time.
God’s Will works on its own time schedule.
I HOPE you know that no man can CHANGE that,
Not even Barak Obama, and not even Jesus Christ.

Those who vote DemoPublican, all believe man can be a god,
They hope that the Government can create a perfect world;

Those who don’t vote at all are the true Buddhists in the land,
They may complain about everything, but they know that life goes on,
They accept things as they are, because that’s the way it is.

If they’d start voting Libertarian, then they would think like a Muslim should.
Those who sign on the dotted line for liberty, peace, & freedom,
know that whatever the government does, they do it through coercion.

Mind you, many of them think voting Libertarian will solve all the world’s problems,
In reality it takes more work than just casting you vote.

You must do your job for GOD & Country, but never forget your family.
This is what Duty, Honor, Country means, the motto at West Point.
When I was a young man I was a cadet at that school, but I’ve always been a man of peace.
 I’ve always tried never to lie, cheat, or steal,
 just another lesson they teach you at the U.S. Military Academy.

I am a Slave to ALLAH, but I’m also one of his Soldiers.
Know that we are on the march, spreading the truth to all who will listen.
If you want to Discover what this means, then you need to reach my cousin.
She’s the next piece to the puzzle, but she does not yet understand.
C’est la Vie, and then it all ends.

Are you ready for what’s comin’ next?
Know that ALLAH is, for GOD set it all in motion.
I’m simply here to tell you that we are all in this together. 
If you can’t accept this fact, then maybe you should get out of the way,
Cuz’ I’m not goin’ anywhere, until the day I die.
That’s the moment the waiting begins for you to see the Judge.
I HOPE that when I do battle in Bethlehem, some CHANGE will be the outcome.

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours,
Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ!!! Was it a Journey or a Trip?

This post is a bit old style you see,
cuz' i'm using a technique that I sharpened before,
when I was still a Sharp cracker.
Now I'm unemployed.

The Deutch'man told me our "relationship had been severed",
& my bigshot cousin has severed our friendship where our faces are in the book.
But I digress a bit. This bit is about a visit to the Father, & what went on there.
Anyway, you just read along, and if you've got the time to play, follow all the links, as they're added.
I may be adding some more later on. You just never know what the future will bring. Wouldn't you agree?

Love sent me on a mission all alone to visit family, & our Design was on the itinerary.
Unfortunately Fate was not with us, and not everything got accomplished, or the order was mixed up.
C'est La Vie. It was a wonderful trip, or was it a journey?
What would you call a visit from Mr. Jesus 2.3?

In reality it doesn't matter if you've been naughty or nice,
what matters is if you can be honest with yourself.

I'm no crazy dude, and now I'm tellin' the truth.
Don't call me mad, cuz' only doGz are, but you can call me a poet if you like.
Just don't call me a Liar - and we'll get along just fine.
Now, while we wait for what happens next, let me get on with this story.

On the first day of the journey my mind was in 3 states,
but they weren't me, myself, or even I,
but Design was in one of them.
The state of her mind never changed states the whole time I was gone.
I rested near Saint Mary, where a school is dedicated to God. In reality the truth is otherwise.
Will the fun ever stop? What's in the minds of some of those priests is anybody's guess.
It's not what's in your mind that matters, except of course to GOD.
HE is the All Knowing One, and knows exactly what's going on.
I HOPE that doesn't bother you, but know you can't CHANGE it!

As it was, this was election nite 2010. I had voted when my mind was in a different state.
I had to write in my candidates because the Republicans did the smart thing.
The Democrats spent there money for nothing, and now they're in dire straights.
If those fools had any brains they would have fought for the Libertarian candidates.
The populace is pissed off at both of you, and we would have syphoned off some of the votes.
As it turned out all that anger went to the Republicans. Is everybody happy with what they got?

I had to laugh at the guys on MSNBC who I watched for a few moments.
On my way back from the Father, I laughed at Ed Schultz, that progressive host.
In reality he's like Sgt. Schults, who knew nothing on that show.
Hogan made a fool of him, because he was a company man.

The next moment I was on the road again, and before my mind had changed states,
I get pulled over by the man, because I was speeding again.
Now when I was a Sharp Cracker, not too many moments ago,
me & my compadres were all working in the drug trade.
They still do, and I don't, but in reality we're all sympatico.

They're just tryin' to survive in this world, & that is what I've been doin' too.
What about you? Are you making do, or tryin' to get ahead?
Did you get there by giving head,
or are you there because your head is in the right place?

Sorry if I ask too many questions.
I may be fishing for comments, but then again maybe something fishy is going on.
Once again, you must decide - but at least i didn't ask another question.
I HOPE you're satisfied, but if you aren't I can't CHANGE that.

Anyway, this cop that pulled me over was an African-American.
I've got three wise men who are my friends, all Black men too.
When he pulled me over I was listening to the Qur'an in its original Arabic.
Those sounds are so soothing to my ears, but then I know the book is the Truth.
I won't get into that at the moment, it's not important to the story.
Know that I'm a Muslim Master mind and have been called Uncle Iesa. That's Jesus in Arabic.

I can't lie though so I'll tell you something else.
I listened to lots of music while on my trip to see the Father.
My mp3 is loaded with some Rage Against the Machine. I've got some other music and some mashups too. To tell you the truth the Sūratu al-Fātihah, and Yusuf Islam is on it too.

I didn't listen to anything while in the Father's house.
He always had the boobtube on, and has never seen me on youtube.
The boobs that he watched most often though were the ones where the Fox's are.
Not everyone in God's country thinks the same as the Father does,
but almost all of them have a belief that GOD was a man.
The Father is just such a man, but he isn't a God either.
I don't understand how anyone can believe that a man can be a GOD.
But there are a lot of good people who have heart & till the land.
Unfortunately they're being manipulated by the man, and also the media.
C'est La Vie. What they need is some new knowledge, and reason in their minds.
I HOPE you know that's what is needed, if you want CHANGE to happen to anyone.
If you just want some CHANGE to help you get by, then don't worry about anything,
because everything will happen just the way it's suppose to. I can assure you of that.

The Father told me of Destiny and her Child.
I've never met either, but neither have you.
Unless of course you know your Destiny, but know that everything must come to an end,
so don't get too attached to the things that money can by. When you go by-by, it just leaves a mess.
Of course you'll be dead by then, so in reality none of it matters.
What matters is what you think & what you do, if you want true happiness.
You must take complete responsibility for both of them, and know what it all means.
I'm a muslim master mind who has done this all my life, and it has given me peace of mind.
I HOPE you don't mind that I've voted Libertarian for all of my life, cuz' i ain't gonna' CHANGE how i vote - I vote for peace, and I've submitted to GOD's Will - I know that ALLAH will protect me,
And I don't give a shit what you think, or do - just as long as you don't lie, cheat, or steal.

I don't need the help of the government to get whatever i want.
If I desire something more than I can get myself, I'll cooperate with someone else.
In reality you don't need everything you want,
but if what you desire is what you need, you'll be sure to get it.
That is the guarantee, whether you believe it or not.

I visited some cousins while in God's Country. One of them had a fire, and the other a BP issue.
I helped as best as i could, but in reality I also partied. To tell you the truth, you've gott'a do a little of both. That's if you want anybody to help you or invite you to any parties.
Otherwise, be a homebody. At least you won't bother anybody else.

What I'm tryin' to tell you is that we get by with a little help from our friends,
but you've got to have some in the first place or you won't get anyplace at all.
I like to think of everybody as being part of the family of man.

My brothers & sisters in Islam are truly my family, some know me as Iesa, and others as Dan the man.
Jesus & Daniel were both Prophets of old. Neither were seeking any profit when they were telling the truth. Daniel had a job though, and that was as a dream interpreter.
I don't interpret dreams, but I do interpret reality.
I HOPE you know that doesn't CHANGE the fact that we all need something to live on.

Love wants you to remember this! I'm simply jesus christ, & I'm tellin' you the truth.

I hurried back to my lover after visiting the Father.
In reality, I try to please Love as much as i can,
but my Reason for being is ALLAH, and I'm a slave to his cause.

I was born in Germany, and I am a French Citizen (remember the da vinci code),
but i'm truly a red blooded American.
Love was first met when we were both in the Army, and Fate is in the Reserves livin' in Californ-i-a.
Design is the one with all the plans. She's in ROTC, has been to India.
If you add ana you'll know the school, but what you don't know is what state her mind is in.

As you can see, we are a military family, but know that I'm a soldier of ALLAH's.
I'm jesus christ, the Muslim guy.
I HOPE that doesn't CHANGE your perception of me, but in reality it's all in your mind.

If all this information is messin' with your mind, maybe you're the mental case.
The battle for hearts & minds is always going on, and I'm on the side of ALLAH.
I'm no messiah nor am I a GOD.
So please don't think I'm a superman, for in reality i'm just a man.

I'm the man that knows what the truth is, and in reality only ALLAH can stop me.
I'm sure that HE will at just the right moment, cuz' that in reality is the plan.
Neither Fate, nor Design can stop it. Do you understand yet?

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours,
Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ!!! Tigger is a saint, but not the other cuz'...

I've taken it up a notch, to see what will happen. I can't tell you my cousin's names, cuz' they may desire their privacy. As you can see, that is hard to do when you are some sort of bigshot. Whether you are on the TV screen, or just give the orders behind the scenes, wouldn't it be nice if you'd stop lying to everyone?

Mind you, you may not know what you do, but know that GOD does, you can't hide from the Infinite Reality! There is a reason for this, and if you'd like to know what it is, then you'll need to contact the Discovery Channel. Just tell them Mr. Jesus 2.3 sent you, cuz' he wants to talk to his cuz' about a show.

In reality I'm not asking for very much. This cracker used to work at Sharp. The HR manager called to tell me our "relationship has been severed" - If tht Deutsch man fell in a ditch, do you think I should pick him up? I probably would, it's the nice thing to do. Even though he let me go!

My cuz' the bigshot at the Discovery Channel has also "severed our relationship", at least she doesn't want to see my face in the book. Thankfully neither of these people has severed my head! I praise ALLAH for that, and thank GOD for every day I'm alive. Are you happy to be alive? If not, you can always die. To tell you the truth we all will in the end. Get over it already, and get on with your life!

But could you do me a favor first? In reality what I ask is something I've already done. Therefore I can tell you that it was harmless, and I am not a liar. If what I ask costs you any money, and you don't have the CHANGE. I HOPE you have a better future, and get a piece of the action!

Peace be with you all at the moment, know that I don't know what'll happen in the next one. I can't predict the future, and I am not the Judge. Prophets predict the future, and GOD is my only Judge.

Merely check out the Qur'an it is there where the truth can be found about our common reality, and how to live your life as a happy person. If you think I don't know what I'm talkin' 'bout, then maybe you've closed your mind to what the truth is all about.

It's about being responsible for all that you think & do. When you do this then you will have experienced Nirvana. If you desire more than that in this life, then you must accept what the truth is. That truth is Islam, and ALLAH is God's Name.

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours,

Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ!!! virtual reality is moving too slow. . .

Another video for you all, but in reality I'm tryin' to reach those in my family. It's my cousin you see, who represents Discovery, and also big Media. You must follow the links to find the real people in my story. I'm a master mind, but media Loves another Master! Without Media, this Master is something else in virtual reality, but he was on the radio, does that make him Propaganda? Maybe, or maybe not, it depends on your perspective.

Howard Stern thinks he's been chosen, and so has media's husband. There is a guy by the name of Hutton, who hails from Ottumwa. He thinks that when he speaks, other people listen. In reality a few do, but not as many as that progressive fool named Ed Schultz, or the guy the dittoheads follow. Both of them talk a good game about the truth, but in reality they are both wrong!
I'm hear to set things straight, and I'm a Muslim Man. If you can't stand hearing that, why don't you go to the stadium, and rotate! if you don't know what the hell I mean, then Google Harman Geist Stadium. Know that my mind is near the place, and also my crotch! Take a sightseeing trip, and know that I've got balls of steal. I'm not the man of steal, and I'm absolutely not the GOD.
This just happens to be your morning call, and I'm the guy calling the shots. Mr. Orenstein at the Morning Call newspaper, doesn't like me sending him copy. do you think Theresa rang his bell, or maybe it was that White guy. I've never met Mr. Orenstein's Theresa, but I know a Theresa who's a saint. She's my cousin by marriage, and she's married to Lori's brother. She's a Tigger I'll let you know, do you think I'm some sort of Tiger?
Since Lori can be found on the internet, I don't see any problem telling you who she is. I'm her cousin, who lives up the road from her, and I'm the guy who knows what the truth is. I HOPE all of you know that you can't CHANGE what I know, or even stop me from telling it to you. All you can do is close your mind to the reality that we all share. I'm not feeding you any cosmik debris, I'm just tellin' you the truth and trying to be economically correct!
With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Foreve Always,
jesus freakin' christ!
aka, Daniel Harold McFarling

Jesus Christ!!! What is going on hear?

My Cuz' in the media has cut me off, is it because she can't handle the truth does she have a problem with reality? In reality the media will do whatever it wants, it doesn't let a little thing like the truth get in the way. You can always string along the facts & statistics too, to make any story go your way. In addition they use sources that are anonymous. This makes it easy for an agenda to creep on us, cuz' we don't know who started the rumor. The comics in this video were put here by GOD, but in reality they came out of the minds of men. You may not know what the references are, but the Fat Lady & Larry are real people that have died.

I HOPE you understand I didn't cause them to CHANGE from the living to the not, not even the President or Garfield the cat can do that. My doGz can't bring anybody back, and neither can I.My cuz' Ms. Media, shouldn't run away scared, cuz' you'd think if she put her mind to it she might discover a way to make money from me. In reality the Christians have been waiting for quite some time. They think I was going to arrive in some sort of Blaze of Glory, or maybe they thought I was going to be a Superman come to save the day.

The Muslims in the know, know that my arrival was promised in the Qur'an, that is the book of ALLAH's word, delivered by the Angel Gabriel. I was nurtured in the womb of Gabrielle, and delivered to tell the truth if Islam to the world.

While I have lead a good life, and always taken responsibility, I'm not the example that I want you to be. If you must follow an example, it is Mohammad (PBUH)you should heed. Find the most accurate Hadith's and aread about the Prophet (PBUH). He was a humble man, not easily provoked. When provoked though, he did what he had to to further God's Will. Insha-Allah, I will continue to do this myself.

I was going to add more to this post, but it's gotten a bit late, & I want to take a rest. I left the Father a short time ago, and only arrived at home with Love, a moment ago. Now Love is gone from my crib, was it Fate, Design, or both of them? In reality it's the trinity, i'm all alone at the moment.

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
jesus christ

Jesus Christ!!! A late nite addition for the Wacky dudes out there. . .

Late Nite with me! I'm not the wacky guy, nor am I a crazy guy, in reality i'm just me. To tell you the truth, I wanted to get the word out before I went to bed. I HOPE you don't mind what I've said, know that I will not CHANGE a thing.

I'm not Barak Obama offering you hollow slogans. I'm not the Holy Ghost either, but I am a father & a son. It's not that I have a son, because in reality I don't. I have two wonderful daughters who I call Fate & Design. I helped them get created with LOVE right by my side. ALLAH is their reason for Being, and God's Will is the spark of life.

It happens at conception my friends whether you agree with me or not. When you are born into this world is when you first see the light. The Light you see is the same damn thing that was there when time began. It'll be the same light you see, just before that moment when you die. Don't deny a word of this, for in reality it is all the truth. You exist at this very moment, but there is a moment when your life will surely end.

This doesn't mean that your spirit or soul will disappear, but don' ask me where you will go, cuz' ALLAH will be the judge. My cousin are really good people but they haven't yet submitted. I'd never force them to do anything, that they don't want to do themselves. Therefore, we all must be patient until we understand. God Willing that moment will arrive in your mind, before you fry in hell. Not that I know anything about that, you'll have to discover the truth yourself. If you want to know what book to find the truth in, I'll tell you it's the Noble Qur'an.

And on that note, I think that I will close. You and your loved ones sleep tight, & I HOPE to talk to you tomorrow, that's if my life doesn't CHANGE to death, before I wake up.

I sure can't predict what'll happen, I'm no Prophet okay. I'm just a master mind, who has mastered his mind, and I'm a Slave of ALLAH's.

With an Everlasting Love,

Now, & Forever Always,

Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ!!! I may have jumped the shark. . .

This video is for several people. If you think you are one of them, then you are probably right. I'm Jesus Christ you see, but I ain't no stinkin' god, I'm just the guy who's been sent to earth to tell you all the truth. You believe whatever you think, and I'll just keep on talking. I know that what I tell you is true, and I'm really not a liar.

I'm still on my journey of life, but I did just leave the Father. I've been around for many a year, but he's been here quite a bit longer. Neither of us is God though, although he believes there is one. He thinks GOD is some sort of man, but he knows that I'm his son.

I know that GOD is ALLAH my friends. I HOPE you know you can't CHANGE that. Barak Obama may be the President, but he's got nothing on me. Bill O'Reilly doesn't know what Jihad is, and he still cries about our President. Both of them say that GOD was a man, but neither can agree on anything.

Radar O'Reilly was from Ottumwa, and that is where I've been. He wasn't a real man, but in reality I am. My Uncle was Allen McFarling you see, and he wrote letters all the time. His paper of choice was the Courier, and the managing editor is acting. I'm not acting when I tell you that I'm Mr. Jesus 2.3. The "International Fellowship of Christians & Jews" has sent me a gift as him. The Government delivered it, and I've used some of the gifts already. I HOPE you know that you can't CHANGE any of this. Cuz' it has already happened!

Uncle Allen McFarling was a Democrat, who always voted;

The Father claims to be a Republican, but in reality he's never voted;

I voted for Barak Obama in a make believe election, he lost the one I voted in,

but my record is intact. I've voted Libertarian for President, every real election since '76!

Anyway, I'll close for now cuz' I can, and now you can do whatever you want to. Know that every word that I've typed, and the words in the video, are absolutely the truth! Check the facts, and get back with me, if you've got any questions.

If you don't have my number, then,

Insha-Allah, you'll just have to wait & Discover me on TV.

Asalam Alakum, but never forget

Allahu Akbar!!! Forever.

With an Everlasting Love,

Now, & Forever Always,

Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ!!! I'm on my way back to Love after leaving my Father's Place. . .

At the moment I'm virtually Jesus Christ taking a rest on the State. They've let me communicate with you free from cost. In reality though, somebody is paying the price, it just isn't me.

I left my Father's place, here in God's Country, just a short time ago, and I'm on the street near where the trip began. That'd be very close to Harman Geist Stadium. Google the place, take a sightseeing trip, sit down and rotate for a moment, then read the rest of my blog. You can watch all the videos too, as far as I'm concerned - you do whatever the hell you want to. Don't let Mr. Jesus 2.3 stop you.

Did I mention that the "International Fellowship of Christians & Jews" send me mail proclaim that I'm "The God of Abraham" for all the world to see? I never said such a thing, although to tell you the truth, I do represent that Deity. I HOPE you don't mind that reality, because you can't CHANGE the truth, no matter what you think or believe!

Anyway, I spent a week with the Father, near Destiny & her Child. My Father tells me that his name is Clay, but in reality I've never seen either on of them. Could he be a Gollum? My Father says the child has sat in his lap. Don't think anybody in this story is Santa Claus though. That dude is make  believe. It's like thinkin' a man can be a GOD, or that there is no GOD at all. Why would anybody believe either of these thinker's? I know what the truth. and nothing in reality confuses me.
Would you be confused if I told you the Asshole's Garage is next to the Church? Neither is my Father's, and they're not mine either. I go to a Masjid on Friday's, and my Father stays home with LOVE. I'm on my way home to LOVE now, so now I will close.

Know that I do all of this in the Blessed name fo ALLAH, but in reality I also do it for LOVE, Fate, & Design. If you don't understand what all of this means. Then you've got some catching up to do. When are ;you going to begin?
I've been here for awhile you just may not have noticed.

With an Everlasting Love,\
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours,
Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ!!! What's a guy gotta' do to get a job. Just 'cuz Love wants more CHANGE. . .

. . . I HOPE my 'cuz can help!

(a little HOPE&CHANGE, done in reverse. . .
cuz' I'm not Barak Obama)

Hello Boyz & Girlz, this is Virtually Jesus Christ comin' at you again, with the script to my next video. God Willing, it'll be uploaded in a moment.
If you can see the image on the screen, then you've seen the light, but if you only hear my words then maybe you haven't yet.

Just to get you up to speed, I'll give you some of the back story to my life. I was nurtured in the womb of Gabrielle, and delivered to tell the truth to the world. While some call me Dan the Man, the "International Fellowship of Christians & Jews" know me As Mr. Jesus 2.3, The God of Abraham, & the U.S. Government has delivered his mail to my address.
While I'll admit to being the Mr. guy, I've never been a GOD, and I never will be one either. In reality there is only one GOD, and that entity is the Infinite Reality. Do you understand the words? I'm just a finite creature who was born, & will die. Just like everyone else who ever was, and who ever will be. This is the truth, so help me GOD.

I used to work in the drug trade, & thought myself a rather Sharp Cracker. The dudes & dudettes that I worked with are all sharp people just tryin' to survive like you & me. Everyone of them exist in this world, whether you recognize the truth or not.  Nevertheless, there were other people there who had a problem with virtual reality, & what I am doing here!  They let me go, & now I'm going looking for a new job. The Love of my life sent me to my Father's place to lend him a hand in God's Land.
He said he didn't need the assistance, so we've been catching up on old times. Destiny & her child is nearby, but I haven't talked to them. Her child's name is Clay, but he isnt' a Gollum, in reality he's a man just starting out his life. I HOPE they have enough CHANGE to survive. I know they have a piece of land to call home - 'cuz it's next to my father's place. I'm not talkin' 'bout cosmik debris!

Love is concerned about the future, but in reality I'm not. To tell you the truth, I'll let Fate do what she wants, & trust Design with her future. Still Love worries, so I've created this video resume in the HOPE I may get a job that will provide enough CHANGE for us to survive. Therefore without further ado, I'll get this show on the road. Just 'cuz I'm virtually jesus freakin' christ, & I do whatever I damn well please, while I try to please GOD. In reality I'm not the judge, so I'll have to wait until I'm dead before I know where I'll end up - and that goes the same for you too!

My cousin, Media, is a bigshot you see, & I think I'd do good on TV. To tell you the truth, i'm better at conversing with other people than I am at talking to myself. If you stand in front of a camera saying crap, know that is exactly what's goin' on - no matter what you think. My cuz' is married to Propaganda, and they make a wonderful team. His employer just fired Juan Williams for speaking what was on his mind. If my cuz' Media were to hire me, it may just help Propaganda out, they need some good PR right now. Wouldn't Jesus be good for that? I'm doin' this of my own free will, but Will is a Puerto Rican man I know, who's in one of my videos.

So, Cuzin' Media, my dear, I was just at your brothers house helping to clean up after the fire. I mowed their lawn & we talked a while - in reality we had a great time. Not bad, considering the luck they've had over the past year. Mind you I've been lucky as hell. As a matter of fact, a few people have even said I've been blessed. I'm just happy to be alive.

Networking is the thing everyone talks about, & I'm just a talkin' guy. To tell you the truth, it's not what you know, but in reality it's who you blow. I didn't do that with management before, & some think I blew my job off because I didn't kiss ass, but it just didn't matter to me. You see, I've got principles of my own, and I refuse to bend them. I hope this doesn't get you bent out of shape, because you can't change a thing.

Cuzin' Media my dear, I do believe many want to hear the truth that I have to tell. For those who don't care, they just may discover, that in reality I'm a lovable guy. That's if I can get the word out. If you put me on your channel, maybe they'll see the light! I'm not askin' for much, just enough to survive, and your company could probably make some money. Isn't that what your all about anyway?

My idea is for a talk show of sorts, with me talkin' to regular joe's. It'd be fun to throw some eggheads & believers into the mix also. Now, I already pitched this show to OPRAH, but her network decided to pass. Just a moment ago, a crazy filmaker had me call him - he wanted to know my story. Therefore, you may want to jump on this deal, before it's too late.

Just to keep it all in the family, I'm thinkin' of another couzin, just cuz' he plays guitar and could play the part of Kevin Eubanks. Mind you we aren't the same color as Eubanks is, but your brother has the same name. Not the guy who's house almost burnt down, but the guy who married the Latino. I know you all are really great people, because that's just what I think. I don't know what you think of yourself, because that is what's in your head. I HOPE you don't have a problems with HEAD's, because you can't change anybodies, but your own. So try to get over yourself.

Therefore, give me a call, cuz', will you please. Love would really like to meet you. You've already met my daughter design, you two are friends on facebook. She's doin' fine I'll let you know, she just returned from India. She didn't go to see any GURU, but it was a part of her education. She was in a competition of sorts, that had something to do with finance. I'll let you know she won an award, and got a diamond pendant. I'm proud of her, but I'm proud of all my children. I HOPE your kid's are doing well, but if they aren't know that I can't CHANGE it.

Before I close, i'd like to thank another couzin, just 'cuz he helped me out. He's an agnostic you see, but looks like Jesus. At least the image in your head, i think. Look at this image and tell me which one you think in reality Is virtually jesus christ? To tell you the truth, it's not the agnostic, in reality it's the Muslim in the picture. I hope that doesn't startle you, cuz' you can't change anything at all. We're comin' at you at the speed of light, whether you like it, or not!

I just thought, you'd like to help the world out in understanding the truth about our common reality. Am I asking for too much? Yes, your brother with the firehouse, our cousin with friendly face, & me are just common men. I'd like to think of us as the 3 musketeers, ready to defend the truth. In reality one is already a stooge, and his brothers are the other 2. I already have 3 wise men in my life, and they are all African-Americans. What do you think of that?

I'll close for now, but this isn't the end, cuz' I'm still alive. I HOPE this finds everyone you love with enough CHANGE & a piece to call their own. Know that I've got peace of mind, & I'm simply a peaceful man tryin' to tell the truth, before it's too late. I'm not Barak Obama, or a demopublican - I'm a simple libertarian, who's Dan the Man, and Mr. jesus 2.3 all in one.

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually Jesus Christ.

Are YOU ready for what's comin' down the pike? Know that I can see the light at the end of the tunnel - but I cannot predict the future. Prophets do that, and I'm not one of them, in reality I'm just a master mind who's mastered his mind. Do you think I'm messin' with yours?

PS: Cuz' i sent you a letter about a year ago telling you I knew the truth about my reality. You brushed me off, & haven't responded to my emails. Please understand that the letter was sent before I was virtually jesus christ, or even jesus 2.3
To tell you the truth, it was before I was passionate about reason, which was the same time I was immaculately stoned.
You didn't listen to me then, will you start listening now? How 'bout watching my videos? I've got 2 youtube channels. One was created many years ago and it's called danmcfarling.
The other is simply jesus2point3. The coffeeshop has been around for awhile, have you ever crawled there?Tell me what you think. Your brothers lovely wife thinks I'm a Joker who is serious. Do you think I'm something else? To tell you the truth, I'm just the man who knows the truth, & i think it's funny as hell!)

Asalam Alakum to everyone, but never forget...
Allahu Akbar forever,
because the Infinite Reality was here before time began, and will be there after it ends!