Jesus Christ!!! How Weird is Steve? Do you think he's Stern?

Jesus Christ!!! How Weird do you think Steve is, and do you believe in Stern talking?

This is is virtually jesus christ comin' at you at the speed of the light on your computer screen. If one of these two goons has any balls, maybe you'll hear me through the airwaves of our media handlers.

Do you think either of them will respond? Will they wonder what's goin' on? In the world, and also in my mind?

Only time will tell, but I've got time on my hands - did you know my business relations have been "severed"? I've still got all my body parts, but in reality they may offer to pay. You'd think they'd want to give me some severance money - or hust money if that's what you want to call it.

I HOPE they know I'm lookin' for more CHANGE than anything they could offer me. I'd gladly take my job back, if they come crawling on back...

to the coffeeshop, where I sell my DVD. Who knows what will happen to them, although I do know that they will all die. it happens to the best & worst of humanity. Get over it already, some one will arrive to take your place. Unless it's the end of time. Never mind, just go out & play!

Jesus Christ!!! Who's in charge hear?

Okay Dudes & Dudettes, the plot thickens, but is the thought plickining?
You must decide, for in reality I'm just tryin' to do my job.
The job that my employer expects, & the work that my love desires.

I HOPE they both know that I will not CHANGE for no reason at all.
To tell you the truth, I need a very good reason before I do much of anything.

I had a reason to make a DVD. I made it for Joseph, Mary's friend not her husband. If you remember, she's the Godmother in the story. Joseph is the man who takes the measure & draws up a plan. We have a good time whenever we get together.

I really HOPE I get to keep my job, because the CHANGE is adequate for my lifestyle. Just on the slim chance that I get fired, do you think you could fire off an order for my DVD? Mind you, I'd have to sell thousands to make any money. HELL, I'm probably shooting myself in the foot by not enforcing any copyright or trademark restrictions on my creation.

How do I expect to make much profit if I allow you to copy & resell at your hearts will?
Or trade it up for something more valuable in your mind. To be honest with you, you could even burn the damn thing & give it away. As always, the decision is yours. Choose wisely my friend, for tomorrow may never come. In your case, maybe it will though. Get the damn video!

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Jesus Christ!!! You can now get the DVD from PayPal

Introducing to the world, Jesus Christ in Virtual Reality.
Get your DVD today. The cost is only $2, plus $3 shipping & handling.
A bargain at any price!

See the introduction that was banned by the OPRAH Network!
See the doGz fighting over the world! Discover the secrets of creation.
Finally we visit the crib of Jesus. Images never seen until this moment.
Learn the TRUTH about the reality we all share together, & the REASON for our being hear today.

All this and more are in the DVD. Every word has been verified as accurate & true.
In reality you will be amazed by what you see & hear!

Get yours today!
The Creator has decided not to enforce any copyrights or trademarks on this DVD. This gives you the FREE & CLEAR right to make copies & resell the product. I HOPE you don't CHANGE anything on the DVD, but you may create any cover you want. Let the buyer beware - you can't tell a DVD by it's cover. Same goes with books.

If you'd rather, you can trade the DVD for something more valuable. If you don't like what you see, simply burn it & give it to another. Maybe they will understand. Anyway, I HOPE you know that you can make some CHANGE from this DVD.
It will be okay with me! In the end, if it helps you to survive another day, then I will be happy & HOPEFULLY you will be too.

Just to warn you , there is some bathroom humor, and brief nudity. Nothing you can't handle or see on TV already. It has been created in HD Video, but some of the content isn't. C'est La Vie - It's still funny as HELL. If your mind is right.
Get yours now!

Jesus Christ!!! The DVD Event for the ages!

Jesus Christ!!! The DVD, are YOU ready?

There was a video here, but you can' watch it now. The man has requested i take it down. Was it something in the DVD that got his goat? Who knows? I do, but i'm not tellin'. You'll have to find out for yourself!

Hot off the presses! Jesus Christ, its virtually me on a brand new DVD.
In reality you get about an hour of quality time with the virtual guy the whole world's been waiting for.

See the Introduction banned by the OPRAH WINFREY Network.

Remember, I verify the truth of every word spoken, and image viewed. I have not altered anything, although a few shifts in time may have occured. This was done for conceptual continuity. But you must not alter the product in any way, shape, or form.
Otherwise, I release all copyrights & trademarks to the product. You may copy & trade as much as you want, I'm telling you the truth. Find your own unique marketing technique. There's doGz, God, & jesus christ all mixed up, and there's some bathroom humor too.

In reality it's a bit of a cliffhanger though. The hero is being harrassed by the police, just because the media has chosen to ignore the truth.

Will the police pursue our intrepid hero, or not? And what about those stooges at the newspaper?
Only time will tell. Will you be ready for that?

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Jesus Christ! What's up with the Morning Call?

And now the thought plickens! What do you think about those people at the newspaper?
Do you think somebody rang their bell? Who do you think that could be?

In reality there's a White guy there, but he didn't make it in the letter. I don't know who he makes it with, maybe it's the Carpenter who works with him. In my mind this carpenter is sympathetic to our cause, because a Brother told me so.

I HOPE that brother was right, but know it won't CHANGE what will happen next. The reason for this is that it will be GOD's Will, no matter what that Carpenter does.

If you've got the time, & it won't cost you much money, why don't you give them a call. This is a free country you know, and you can talk to anbody you want. In reality you can even talk to GOD, don't expect HIM to answer you back though. HE doesn't talk to me, HE just shows me the signs, I've got to do the thinking for myself.

What do you think? Are you by yourself, or do you have somebody to love in your life?

I do, she's my wife - the LOVE of my life. In reality ALLAH is my reason for being, and yours too.

You may not realize it yet, but if you do before you die, you may just like the feeling you get. I know I feel fine. As a matter of fact, I feel like I've got Teen Spirit, or maybe Nirvana comes to mind. Just know that I'm as free as can be, because I'm a master mind who has mastered his mind. I don't need all sorts of material shit to keep me happy.

In reality I know the truth - you can't take those toys with you, so why do you want them in the 1st place? Not that I mind, what you want or what you desire. I know what you need, and in reality it isn't much.

How much do you want from me? I don't want anything from you. Get that through you head!

Jesus Christ! The Computer made me do this!

This was the video that was meant to be, but there was a ghost in the machine that prevented it.
Do you think it was HOLY or not? In reality there's no such things as ghosts. It's a trinity of truth & reality.
Sorry about taking the shit in the end, but tell me friend, are you ready for your end?
I HOPE my Brothers & Sisters in Islam are. You do whatever you want.

While ghosts are all in your head, there are a trinity of Jean's in my life & they are definitely real,
To tell you the truth only one is real now, she's Love's twin. Love's mother is dead, and she was the other one.

Then there's the Jean that I laid in a park. She wanted to be a lawyer like linkin. I'm the guy representing the GOD of Abraham, but I'm no linkin. In reality he was a republican & I'm a libertarian Muslim. The reason for this is because I know what the truth is, & I'm just going to let it happen the way GOD planned it.
This Jean was married at the time she was screwing me. I guess she'd make a good lawyer because they like to screw the other guy, and most of them are liars. It goes with the job.

I HOPE you understand that everything I've typed is the GOD's Honest TRUTH, and you can't CHANGE what happened,
though I could have changed the words.
Do you think the spelling is as important as the way it sounds in your head?

With an Everlasting Love,
Now & Forever Always,

Jesus Christ (in virtual reality)

Introducing: Jesus Christ, I'm all yours!

This is my introductory video, I HOPE i'm not too BLUNT.

If you think I am, go smoke a blunt and watch the video again!

Maybe you'll CHANGE your mind.

That's HOPE & CHANGE, brought to you by Jesus Christ,

Whether you like it, or not.

Have a nice life, but don't forget,

You'll be dead in the next moment.

Are you doing it right?

Jesus Chrsit! How many times must I tell you the truth?

Just a straightforward exposition of the truth. I HOPE you understand what it means,

If you don't maybe you should change the books you read. I'd start with the Qur'an, & I wouldn't bother with the Bible.

You do what you want to though, I'm just Jesus Christ giving you a suggestion.

Now have a fun day. You never know when your time will come, or what will happen next. Do you?

Tales from the Crib of Jesus Christ, virtually.

WOW! I paid for the upgrade and look what I got.

I got a better quality video, and it uploaded quicker tonight. C'est la vie.
It just shows to go you,
you can't get something for nothing,
that in reality is worth anything.

I HOPE you understand that this is the TRUTH and it will not CHANGE.
Simply because ALLAH Willed it that way. That's why I vote Libertarian.
Always have & always will.
What will happen, will happen. It's time to let the games begin!

In reality I'm just a slave to ALLAH, & I'm tellin' you the truth.

Jesus Christ! Does it matter where we live?

This is my Eid Mubarak message to the world,
Okay, maybe it's just me showin' you my crib,
Whatever you want to call it,
Know that I give it as a gift,
With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours,
jesus christ,
Allah's slave.
It was God's Will that the date is 9-11,
In reality I had nothing to do with it,
I'm just a man & not a God.
I HOPE you understand nothing can CHANGE that.
Asalam Alakum.
Allahu Akbar

Jesus Christ, what's the Shahada?

I suppose this makes it official. Virtually Jesus Christ is a Muslim. I HOPE you don't mind, but know I won't CHANGE for you. It's your mind that is messed up if you think I'm a GOD, or even my namesake. C'est la vie, you'll be dead soon enough. That's when you'll find out the truth. Are you ready for what's coming next? If not, try reading the Qur'an.

You have a nice day.

Jesus Christ! How's your Labor at the moment?

This was my Labor Day message to you. I'm virtually Jesus Christ, and I'm sorry it got posted late. In reality I'm not perfect, but then neither are you. Neither of us are GOD, I hope you believe me. Not that it matters to me what you do.

You'll answer to ALLAH when your life is done. Are you ready for that?

Jesus Christ! The bad newz they bare...

Here's the latest video from me, Virtually Jesus Christ.

Will you tell me what you think about it, or will you run away scared?

In reality I don't care. Understand though, it's all the truth.

I HOPE you understand that you may have to CHANGE.

Understand that you must do it, I can't do it for you.

I'm virtually jesus christ, whether you like it or not!

What do you think of my first video?
In reality I've made it just for everyone.
You didn't think I was your personal, virtual, jesus, did you?

If you've got any questions, I'll be glad to answer them.
In reality I'll simply tell you the TRUTH.

I have REASON & LOVE by my side,
& FATE & DESIGN are my daughters.

I'm a Father & a Son, but I'm no ghost.
HOLY or otherwise, they just ain't real!

gotta' go, I'll be right back...

Hopefully. If GOD Will's it.
Later,

With an Everlasting Love,
Now & Forever Always...

virtually...
you know who I am,
the question is,
WHO are YOU?